THE BIG COUNT OFF!!!! THIS IS FOR BOYS ONLY! GIRLS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! FOR MANY YEARS WE HAVE DELIBERATED WHO OUT OF ALL OUR MATES AND IN ALL OUR SCHOOL WHO IS 'THE SMOOTHEST/SMOOTH' WELL HERE IS THE ANSWER. THE BIG COUNT OFF IS A UNIQUE POINT SCORING SYSTEM WERE YOU USE THE GIRL OR GIRLS..........FOR POINTS. EVERY GIRL THAT YOU GET A NUMBER, KISS ETC YOU GET A POINT. POINTS WILL BE ALOCATED FOR EACH SITUATION YOU FIND YOURSELF IN, ALTHOUGH YOU NEED A FREIND TO BACK YOUR STORY UP OR EVEN BETTER, HAVE PHOTO OR VIDEO EVEIDENCE! EACH SITUATION MAY BE AWARDED A BONUS POINT E.G. GETING A BLOWJOB IN FRONT OF YOUR MATES OR GETTING WITH A GIRL IN A PUBLIC PLACE WERE YOU COULD GET IN TROUBLE.

NOW THATS THE JIST OF THE WHOLE COMPETITION, LET ME GET THE FORMALITIES OUT THE WAY!
POINTS:
1 POINT = A PHONE NUMBER
2 POINTS = A KISS, TOUNGES MUST BE INCLUDED
3 POINTS = A HAND JOB
4 POINTS = A BLOWJOB
5 POINTS = SEX
6 POINTS = THREESOME (1 BOY AND 2 GIRLS)
SITUATIONS FOR BONUS POINTS:
1) VERY VERY VERY COLD
2) YOU HAVE PEOPLE WATCHING
3) YOU ARE OUTSIDE WERE U CAN BE SPOTED, KISSING NOT INCLUDED
ANY SITUATIONS WHICH I AM INFROMED ABOUT I WILL CONSIDER AND ISSUE BONUS POINTS FOR.
RULES:
1) A GIRL CAN ONLY BE USED BY ONE MAN AND ONE MAN ONLY
2) A GIRL CAN ONLY BE USED ONCE, NO GOING BACK FOR ANY EXTRAS
3) NO PAYING FOR ANY POINTS, IN LESS WORDS NO PROSTITUTION

THE BIG COUNT OFF WILL TAKE PLACE ON SCHOOL HOLIDAYS AND ON WEEKENDS. SCHOOL HOLIDAYS WILL BE ISSUED IN DUE TIME TO LET YOU KNOW YOUR TIME BOUNDRIES ALSO THE WEEKEND INCLUDES FRIDAY NIGHT, ALL OF SATURDAY AND ALL OF SUNDAY. IT WOULD BE HIGHLEY RECOMENDED IF A BREIF TIMING OF THE EVENT COULD BE REMEMBERD, JUST IN CASE YOU ARE OUT WITH A GIRL ON A SUNDAY NIGHT AND IT MAY REACH 12 AT NIGHT AND THEN ANYTHING AFTER THEN HAS NO POINT VALUE BECAUSE IT IS MONDAY!
IF YOU WISH TO TAKE PART IN THIS PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT WITH YOUR NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS!

BEEFOSS
CHAIRMAN

PS
THE BIG COUNT OFF IS TO BE TAKEN SERIUOSLY IF YOU BELIVE TO BE AS SMOOTH AS YOU THINK!

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