1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

3. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

4. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

5. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

6. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

7. When were cold, give us your jacket.

8. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

9. Do not start with us. You will not win.

10. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

11. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

12. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

13. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

14. We love surprises!

15.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

16. Clean your room before we come over.

17. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you.

18. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

19. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

20. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough

21. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

22. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

23. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

24. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

25. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you... same goes for cheating...

1. 'Scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine and a cold northerly wind' is your idea of good weather.

2. The only sausage you like is square.

3. You were forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school.

4. You have a wide knowledge of local words, and know: 'numpty' is an idiot, 'aye' is yes, 'aye right' is no, 'auldjin' is someone over 40, and 'Baltic' is cold.

5. You have an irrational need to eat anything from the chippy, as long as its deep fried: haggis, pizza, white pudding, sausa GE, fish, chicken and battered Mars Bars.

6. You used to love destroying your teeth with Penny Dainties, Wham Bars, Cola Cubes, and Soor Plooms.

7. You always greet people by talking about the weather.

8. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia, Deacon Blue, Big Country, etc you still love it when they are played in a club abroad. (In fact you'll probably ask the DJ to play it)

9. You have an enormous feeling of dread, even when Scotland play a diddy team.

10. You are proud that Scotland has the highest number of alcohol and smoking deaths in Europe.

11. You used to watch Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade on a Sunday Afternoon with his lamp Paladdin.

12. You got Oor Wullie and The Broons books every Christmas.

13. You watch and enjoy Weir's Way on the telly, when you are ****ed.

14. You are able to recognise the regional dialect: "Awright pal, gonie gies a wee swatcha yir paper Nat, Cheers, magic pal." (Glasgow); "Fitlike Loon? Furryboots ya bin up tae? fair few quines in the night, min." (Aberdeen); "Ah-eee right enuffff! How's you keeeepeeeen?" (Inverness)

15. You know the police are about to arrive when you hear someone shout—'Errapolis!'.

16. You have witnessed a 'Square Go'

17. You know that when you are asked which School you attended they really mean, 'Are you Catholic or Protestant?'

18. You have eaten the following: Mince and Tatties, Cullen Skink, Tunnock's Teacakes, Snowballs and Caramel Wafers, porridge, Macaroon Bar, Baxters Soup, Scotch Pie, Oatcakes.

19. A jakey has ask you for 10p for a cuppa tea.

20. You wait at the shop counter for 1p change.

21. You know that the right response to 'you dancing?' is 'you askin'?' followed by 'am askin'' and finally 'then am dancin''.

22. You associated sawdust with vomit, 'cause the jannie always used to pour it over sick in school.

23. You lose all respect for a groom who doesn't wear a kilt.

24. You don't do shopping, you 'go for the messages.'

25. You're on a bus and the drunk picks you to sit next to.

26. You are able to conduct a 20 minute phone call using three words only:- Awright, aye, and naw.

27. When you refuse the offer of a drink, you hear, ' You no well?'.

28. You have heard the following:

You canny fling pieces oot a 20 storey flat,
700 hungry weans'll testify to that,
If its butter, cheese or jelly,
If the breed is plain or pan,
The chances o' it reachin earth,
Are ninety nine tae wan.

29. You know that going to a party means bringing a 'kerry oot'.

30. Your holiday in Benidorm is ruined when you hear there is a heatwave back home.

31. Scotland go 2-0 up against the French, and you immediately think, getting beat 3-2 was 'no a bad result'.

32. You can pronounce: McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Kirkcaldy.

33. You love deep fried Pizza.

34. You can't pass a Kebab shop after being at the pub.

35. You are used to four seasons in one day. (winter, winter, autumn, winter)

36. You can fall when drunk and not spill your drink.

37. You see people wearing shellsuits with Burberry acc essories, and think 'that's class'.

38. You measure distance in minutes.

39. You understand Rab C. Nesbitt.

40. You go to Saltcoats because you think its abroad.

41. You can make a whole sentence using only swear words.

42. You know what haggis is made with, but you still enjoy it.

43. You know someone who planned their weddi

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Describe me in 3 words?
5. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
6. What was ur first impression of me?
7. Do u still think the same?
8. What reminds u of me?
9. If you could give me anything what would it be?
10. How well do u know me?
11. What do u like best about me?
12. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
13. Could you ever love me?
14. Give me a nickname and explain why?
15. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
16. Anything 2 say b4 u go?