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Jovis

He knows the score He gets the women and Kills the bad guys He was given an offer he couldn't refuse They called him........ MACHETE!

3/27/08 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 22, Luv 7
  • from The Ghetto of Westgate
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Last active: 1/5/09
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About Me

Tagline
Vinyl's Dead Bruv.... WOT! wot u on about Mate ur talkin SHIT!
Me, Myself, and I
Reppin BSB! (things just ain't the same nemore, curse the split)

Safe to all the Headz doin Mechanics at Thanet College, Merc world was a crease up!

I'm Jovis
Leave me a comment if ya wanna catch up/say hello.
Add ma Msn if u feel like avin a chat, i wnt be on der often but who cares.
Safety Headz!!
Msn: Horsestesties@hotmail.com
Music
Drum n Bass, Dubstep, Psytrance, Garage... little bit of this, little bit of dat lol
Films
Scum, Football Factory, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Lock Stock & Snatch, Green Street, Gangster No.1, How High, Inside Man
Girls
All u need is to nt be serious all da time, nd dont be ugly, lol. Luckily i've found 1 x x
Drinks
STELLA! Vodka & Mixers (it tastes like shit on its own), Sambuca, Absynthe, Dr Pepper, Mars Milkshake
Egg nd Beats 18th in France
Yes boyce, could nt ave had a funnier time, mad props to you lot.

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  • Saw dis on sum1's page nd fort it was too true

    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say " drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

    1 Comment 286 weeks

  • Info about me, Give it a read, u might learn sumtin

    001. First Names: Jovis
    002. Last Name: Nicholson
    003. Date of birth: 18/07/90
    004. Place of Birth: Margate
    005. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
    006. Male or Female: Male
    007. Color: White
    008. School: Thanet College
    009. Occupation: Mechanic
    010. Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: not at the moment
    011. Your msn : horsestesties@hotmail.com

    __Your Appearance___

    012. Hair Colour: brown
    013. Hair Long or Short: short but gettin longish
    014. Eye Color: brown
    015. How do your nails look: short nd clean
    016. Height: 6"4
    017. Do you have a crush on someone: tings come and go
    018. Do you like yourself: i like the way I am uvawise i wuldnt be like dat!
    019. Braces?: Nope
    020. Think your awesome? No, coz not every1 likes me
    021. Piercings: piercing in each Ear!
    022. Tattoo: in the future
    023. Righty or Lefty? Righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    024. First Kiss: first proper kiss year 7
    025. First School: callis grange
    026. First best friend: Alex Chazot
    027. First Award: sum Rugby fing
    028. First Sport You Joined: Football
    029. First pet: Budgie
    030. First vacation: Majorca

    ___ Favorites___

    033. Movie: How High
    035. Color: Blue
    036. Music: DnB, Psytrance
    037. Song:
    038. Food: Shepards Pie
    039. Drink: Pepsi Max
    040. Candy: Kit Kat chunky Peanut
    41. Sport To Play: Rugby
    043. Brand Of Clothing: Nike
    045. School: Upton, it teared mate
    046. Animal(s): Duck billed Platypus
    47. Book: Photographs of the Unknown
    048. Magazine: NUTS!

    ___Currently___

    049. Eating: the litle bits of food in my mouth from where i ate 5 mins ago
    050. Drinking: Pepsi max Twist
    051. Mood: Fresh coz i just got out da shower
    052. Online: obviously
    053. Listening to: DrumndBassTV.net - sum online radio fing
    055. Wanting : To be wid mates
    056. Watching: the computer screen
    057. Wearing: Reebok sox, Nike trackies, Ralph Lauren Polo & CK boxers

    ___Your Future___

    058. Want Kids? Definetly
    059. Want to Get Married?: only to Mrs. right
    060. Careers in Mind: Be a highly paid Mechanic

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Gender__

    068. Lips or Eyes: eyes
    069. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
    070. Short or Tall: shorter but not by to much
    071. Easygoing or serious: Easygoin coz den we'd ave sumtin in common
    072. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous, the man should be romantic
    073. Fatty or Skinny: Not fat, but not stick thin bt there are a few xceptions
    074. Sensitive or Loud: Der totally different things and i like a bit of both
    075. Hook-up or Relationship: Dont mind either
    076. Sweet or Caring: Both are a must
    077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: Every1 likes a Rebel

    ___Have You Ever___

    078. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
    079. Drank Bubbles: ?
    080. Lost glasses/contacts: No
    081. Ran Away From Home: y wuld i want to
    082. Broken an arm: no
    083. Got an X-ray: yes
    084. Broken Someone's Heart: not that i know of, sorry if i did
    085. Broke Up With Someone: yer but i hate doin it.
    086. Turned Someone Down: yes
    087. Cried When Someone Died: yes
    088. Cried At School: yes

    ___Do You Believe In___

    089. God: I used to, but now i'm really unsure
    090. Miracles: dunno
    091. Love At First Sight: Dont judge a book by its cover
    092. Ghosts: yeah
    093. Aliens: Its hard to believe that we are alone
    094. Soul Mates: yes
    095. Heaven: it's a gd thing to think hapens after death
    096. Hell: dunno
    097. Showing your true colours: Its a must if u wanna make true friends
    098. Kissing on The First Date: Definetly, it'd be a bit borin widout
    099. Horoscopes: i'd say no but it's sumtimes true

    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? A word of Advice to ne1 out there, dont give up coz 1 day it might just happen.

    0 Comments 343 weeks

  • Do it if your really that bored!

    1. Who r u?
    2. R we friends?
    3. Wen nd how did we meet?
    4. Do u ave a crush on me?
    5. Wuld u kiss me?
    6. Giv me a nickname nd explain y?
    7. Describe me in 1 wrd!
    8. Wot was ur first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. Wot reminds u of me?
    11. If u culd giv me anyfin wot wuld it be?
    12. How well do u know me?
    13. Wen's the last time u saw me if u eva saw me?
    14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumfin u culdnt?
    15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me?
    16. Do u think i'm fit?
    17. ave u told ne of ur m8s bout me?
    18. If we was 2geva rite nw wot wuld we be doin?
    19. Wot wuld be the very last thing u eva say to me?
    20. R u goin 2 put this on ur blog and c what i say bout u?

    13 Comments 353 weeks

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  • Rochelle - Xx
    Rochelle - Xx

    I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I READ ABOUT YOU IN HIS BLOG! GO TO JASONSBEBOBLOG.COM TO SEE IT. IS IT TRUE??bukta

    3/31/09 via Mobile
  • Hold Tight
    Hold Tight

    think me nd u need a chat..

    10/4/08
  • Josh Hardy
    Josh Hardy

    your gettin banged out u do not understand gettin on ma mates bird are u fucking thick ? hes gunna stamp all over u then i am hold it

    10/4/08
  • Alex Adams
    Alex Adams

    Alright Jjovis , Just a reminder, FLOORS + WALLS are playing the West Coast Bar (formerly Sugarlounge) in Margate this friday.Its with a band called 'Sonic Boom Six' who are fucking sick! We haven't played a show back home for a while so would be wicked if you could come down as its gonna be massive!... Tickets are available - Tel: 01843 571684 or e-mail: westcoastbar1@aol.co.uk. 6 quid in advance/7 on the door.Its 14+ and doors are at 7pm Hope to see ya down there

    6/25/08
  • Lewis Draper
    Lewis Draper

    jovis, loving the new car. need to go for a blaze agen soon? wb x

    6/24/08
  • Toni
    Toni

    elo stranga avnt seen u in ages!!!!!!! mis yew!!!!! wot u bin doin wit urself xxx

    5/30/08
  • Sophie Jackson
    Sophie Jackson

    jov-IS a gonk xxx

    5/13/08
  • Emma Rose
    Emma Rose

    scol n stuff rly! nothing excitin! Im takin a year out also...may have to retake hist and i only got one out of 5 offers for uni...never mind eh!!! wat r u takin at uni then wen u go n where is it u wanna go??? x X x

    4/23/08
  • Nick Relph
    Nick Relph

    Just workin n dat init Comin bak soon as hopefully fuckin shit ere give me ur fone number coz ive lost it init peace bredrin

    4/17/08
  • Joe Justice
    Joe Justice

    alrite jov- how u bin mate? bin a while. just to let ya know my 18th bday- kabuki 27th april 9-2. all u boys more than welcome. u knw the lot- tom ben samo buch. hope to c ya there mate- take care

    4/11/08
  • Oscar Petulengro
    Oscar Petulengro

    oi cunt...we smasshhhhhed the budz at merk world... when u cumin up mine for a smoke u fuking sexy cunt.. peace x

    4/8/08
  • Emma Rose
    Emma Rose

    JOVIS!!! Hello you.....its been ages since ive spoken to you!!! how are things? i hope all is guuuurd x x x

    4/2/08
  • Nick Relph
    Nick Relph

    yer yer im on it lol fuckin propa busy man now haha workin hard for first time in my life... wat u doin u still at college?

    3/31/08
  • Princess Sarah X X
    Princess Sarah X X

    hey hey its my 18th on the 19th of april n were doing pub golf in broadstairs n margate!!! so let me no if u can come wb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx

    3/29/08