There's a rumour that celtic have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.
The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to celtic.
It will be called "Laughing Stock".

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "celtic are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Q. What have the celtic and a nappy got in common?
A. Pish upfront and shite at the back.

A burglary was recently committed at celtic ground and the entirecontents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet.
A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the celtic ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match

Q. What's the difference between the celtic keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Q: What have celtic and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe.

Q: What's the difference between celtic and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!

Q) What is the difference between celtic and a lift ?
A) It doesn't take a lift nine months to go down

Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and celtic?
A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe.

Q: What is the difference between celtic and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.

Someone asked me the other day, what time do celtic kick off?
About every ten minutes I replied

Q: What do you say to a celtic supporter with a good looking bird on his
arm?
A: Nice tattoo.

Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of celtic fans?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of celtic players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

A man desperate at celtic current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very lastmoment, he decides upon wearing his full rangers kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the celtic kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."

Q: What do you call a celtic fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q: What's the difference between a celtic fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

I was talking to the celtic groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was
He replied, "it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!"

Q: How do you kill a celtic fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!

Q: Why do celtic supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do you call a celtic fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead celtic fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do you call a celtic fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar

Q: What do you get when you offer a celtic fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change

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