Mike Heald
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Garçon, 18,
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- de earby
- Statut sentimental : En couple
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 28 semaines
- www.bebo.com/healdmike
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- Tout sur moi
- hi, i'm mike aka twinny. at craven college! an things are all gurd
dno wt else 2 say lol if u wana kno owt jst ask!
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♥♥♥My english pride I will not hide
My english race I will not disgrace
My english blood flows hot & true
My english peeps I will stand by you
through thick & thin till the day we die
Our english flags Always stand high
I yell this poem Louder than the rest
cuz every 1 knows WE english ARE THE BEST♥♥♥ - Music
- red hot chilli pepppers, blink182, the offspring, oasis, artic monkeys, guns n roses, feeder and jamie t owt really but mcin
- Films
- any wi adam sandler in, cool runnings, all scary movies, all american pie's, team america, euro trip, white chicks, the ringer, any comedy one's really
- Sports
- football-Burnley an cricket-England
- Happiest When
- messin footie wi my m8s watchin comedy programmes an bein wi Lauren!
- Lauren!
- nt much 2 say really other than I Love You
u make my day so much better jst 4 bein in it oh an thanks 4 bein my W.I.F.E
o/j babe!
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The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good). We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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My result is: Up the stairs you go!
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My result is: Spongebob Squarepants
You are sea sponge living in Bikini Bottom! ... Well to be more exact you are a fun person to be around. You are very outgoing and always want to be in the middle of things. You love everything even the people that don't love you back. You can be a little too crazy sometimes and annoy a lot of people. At the best you are a really exciting person!
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 | I'm The Lively Center of Attention (Your score is 42) Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. |
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My result is: Personality
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371 points (61.9% correct, 4.2s avg)
371 points (61.9% correct, 4.2s avg)
I Love You Millions Gorgeous Forever And Like Ever!! Your Smile Is Waayyy Better
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Hey there gorgeous
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Just wanted to say thanks again for last night you made me even happier than you already do (if poss!) And u watched eastenders with me..now that is true love eh?!! Hope you're okay and n doubt we'll be speakin in a few hours
I Love You Loads And Loads For Ever Babyyy!!
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so nice obviously 
I Love You Gorgeous...For Like EVER!!!!
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Ohh I get it lmao wel I wud be embarased ov ya
. I aint gna go, can we pick um up anuva time?
awww haha
Well sorry bt he didddd sit nx t me n stunk 2 much! Bt e jus pisd m of! Teln m t shut up al time n shit lmao
Shut up I wnt b kind t him. I w at first bt lk we'd be on computers n lk we wa on a game n he wud jus turn it off? At plug? Lk a twat -_-
Anoo bt ez at uva enda room! Lmao.
Aww asif thas well lucky!
Lmao its oreyt dw
How u anywayy?
Am in a reyt rant tnighhh...fkn talkn bwt gingas!! Lmaooo thy al nd t b shot
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Oreyt lmao oh ayee
ur mum n dad going?
..u shud shout sumat thru th window r8 he wud proper say sumat funny. He always says shit bout us under his breaths like calls us slags an fat n stuf!?
b shes always invited so u just gotta ask! 
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Aww why wud they b embarased?
Lmao yeah..what u on bwt hes so coool! Haha exactly hes only ever had 1 lass as a friend..online!
U can come in n smell himmm...oooft! Lk woody!
Wha days u in?
Thas well gay right next time we are out I will officially text u
Am at ma dads nx weekend thoo....an nooo fk tht haha xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Goood
...lmao what do you say bout him? He's been sayn he dunt lk any 1 ov usss...lmao hes lk IM GNA BE A VIRGIN TIL IM MARRIEED..ye bt whoo wil marry yyaa?
lmaoo. Where wa ya last night anyway!?Curt said u wernt owwwt...ya gaaay. Wasnt cold cz w in minee!
An ayeee hahaa...good pointt! Oryeeet :S well I dunnoooo if I shud gooo noww lmaoo...dont wanna turn up like a dickeeeeeeer!!
Fink my mum wants t go thooo? Ohhh idk!! Lmao
ofdygggg haha sounds fun
& When u walk past u dont wavee ignorantt! Curtt didd..like a geek lmao.
Well I'm in Wed-Fri but am in placement Mon-Tues half 8 - half 4? So it is bad I dnt gt a dayyy off!!
An ooooi it werntt
Shockingg aint it loveee I ant had a gd kicking in bwt 2 week
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Michael...you know im your like favouritest person in the whole world
can we watch mamma mia again 
if there int owt on tv 2nyt 
?? Unless you have somethin else we can watch? Maybe toy story 2? Yay!! Or hairspray..or grease?? Oo the list is endless!!!
Ohh n by the way gorgeous...
I LOVE YOUUU MOREE!!!
I Love You Loads And Loads Forever!!!!
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Its in a good way alright! This better?
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...Hahaa awww bless lmao u wud well get ripped...
. Am nt going awards evenin I had no time to hand in ma formmm soooo! Lol
lmao.
An yeah its just gay lmao awww I never dint like u js dint fink u lkd me
Aww wel u leave college early so yano -_- when u walk pas we're lk in tht room til 5!
Jus 1a them dayss where everyfin falls apart bt lk its al sorted nw
Ahhh sorry likee..I w avn Gabby n Lucy n Cara up bt Cara dint cm so lk a fw uvas cm bt ther wernt manyyy..I dint plan olt! Bt I fink Sam wnts us al owt tnytt?
Am gd taa had a r8 gd sleep
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Lmao uuu geeek! Asif thas wel funny lmao! Thass wierd bt gd obvs cz u wel suit
. Thas wel shockn, I cnt believe it!Musta bn lk yr 7 or 8? Nt 9 or 10...lmao :| ooo u cud av er as an ex
Lmao ppl js mek up shit! Hahaa its alright wel I nli fort it cz sum1 told me!
Yest? Y w it borin? W fkkn shite day fer m! Nli th nyt w gd bt day was lk worsst eva lmao.
U doin olttt this weekend?
+ Howaa uu?
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I Love Me Hot Boyfriend...........Like LOADS!!!!.......And Like FOREVER
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I Love You Babe
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Oooo right lmao! Ohhh right haha well lk I fair hav a fw gd reasons for nt lmao
anooo well she knows u dnt lk errr!
lmao mrs Ryan....grrr!
well wierd lmao. Yeah am nt surprised u dint lmao. OMFGGG WHEN DID U NEARLY GO OUT WITH HER 
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but lk ppl wud b lk he dunttt like u I'd b lk :| wt I dunn eh 
Awww why art n french? I HATE FRENCH
Asifff u dint tlk til aft skwl
Alrightt lmao well tht dunt offend me
Lmaooo oh aye! Well it wa shitting bebo.
Doing much today?
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Ahhh ya geee
lmao. Ohhh why wernt u alwwd? Yeahh she dus my headd in lol I'm sure uv heard al th shit tht hapened durn high skwl wiv us! 
Shess a reytt biattchh. Oooo ano bt she w hugn evry1 asif every1 lkd er? 
lmao.
leki nightts! Wooo wooo lmao. I dint r8 no u til lk year 11 
I always got told u dint lk meee...cuz u dint lk lusi n vicki n thort me n abi w lk em? :S Michael!! U stil dnt lk 
lmao.
Haha I fink yr 10 w best
Yeee yr 7 n 8 w shitt :|
Awww I dnt twat u!! N u dooo bully meee! Kikn meee batty! I dnt cary helmets rwnd wiv me
U see I wuda replied las nyt buttt fkn bebo w signin m owt wen I comentd bt it let u cmnt i w lk fk a duck
Lmao
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Lmao she probs will! A spell u meenn? Lmao!! Ohhh I dint meen him anyway! I forgot bout him..was it Alex? :S. I was on bout Jayne act, someone told me & I was lk omg why turn up to a party where u no ur nt liked!? An tht u lukd lk u cudaa smackeed herr..lmao. Gd job ur a lad eh cuz I wudda fknnn smackeer er 1! Fkn well cheekyy! Lmao. Anoooo cuz she was shit init! We'd jus piss bwttt...ahhh the memoriess lmao
. Aww goooddd lad 
nex timee 
Okayy Mike I promise I wont twat u...on Friday anyway
Lmao awww ur a good friend too..even tho u bully me! Haha no love tho
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Lmaoo yeah she proper got pissed off at me! She was a reyttt dickkkk....as if she toldd Chris that :| I wudda fknn welll slappped er lmao...ooo I hear bwt u lookn lk u wntd t slap sum1 els at ur party tho?
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. Am alryttt...cbff like wiv olt lmao bt gd ta 
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Yeah cz I turned rwnddd n pisd bwt wiv u n Tom n Vickiii i fink lmao...then Hannah when I sat nx t herr! Shes a reytt cockerr.....I remem her writin in toms book "2.55 - not wrote a word" n he pt sumat lk "2.56 - I have now"
Aww asif it w tht long ago! Lmao u owt Fridayy ? Shutupp u deserve a gd twatin for kikn ma facee in!
Aww get well soooon
Love cz Im a nicer person
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Ohh yess haha! Ohhhh wt els did he doo? Lmao. Lmaoo ano she properr hateed me too...Tommm...Vickii
! I remem her sayn y cnt u b mur lk ur bruva..hes well gd lmaoo. I saw her this morn!! Fkn witch!! Lmfaooo she lk proper gev meee evils. See her lk Monday Tuesday morningss...lucky me ehh 
Hahaaa
Shess a dickkface...I had t sit at th frnt on ma own nr boardd
Ohhh yesss mmateee!! Excusee me was it? Lmaoo when wa las time I sawww uu? :S
Howaa u anywayy?
Lovee cuz am nicee
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Metal thas scared ov a paper bag? Excusee? :S
! Arrgh lmao. Ur feet aree a fkn pain int arse...well face! Lmaooo....nahhh 
av I fukkk lmao nt many lkd me eivaa..an aww cz Chris kisd arsee 
lmao oj. U remem thm lesns wiv mis bradley? Lmfaooo!!
Ohhh u fka I nva evn realised
Oreytt yeaaa. E will probs b lk i cnt c u anymur cuz my eyebrws av grown ovaa my eyeees.
Aww bles! Dnt gi it Lauren!
Lmaoo I meant whas wrng wiv me...y wud u stay away frm mee!!
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haha yer thts true jus us 2 r the best lookin ones
lmao haha yer i no god gay people 
omg haha yer i dnt think u shuda dne hockey wi em u say to em right we r gonna try play hockey today next minuite they all comin towards u twatin the shit outa ya 
i jus get tht wi playin fotty wi em lmao yer sme r cute some r evil 
, awww how cute 
oooooo aww thts good tho 
yer we r to far ahead of u m8 
w.b or else ill take u to me bed tonite
Lmaoo, I have gd reactionss matee! Haha so am I am lk fknnn metaaalll..! Th unbendable kindd :S
...fkn sly un! Oh right well sozard..n u w ocmplainin 
. U got lk any awards? Lol. Wt family speech? lmao :| :S..mr ketchup?
lmaooo
It wasnt a bed! Lmao. Yeah ano I cant believe that i dint noticed ud gone..did u actually go t toilet while i w doing twister? :S
You are an arse haha why u nt been feeling brill? Whas wrrngg wiv meee?
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