Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk .

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamonon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .. .

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate




Things that are DOWNRITE IMPOSSIBLE 2 say when ur drunk!!!


a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
zero co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

Name: kevin o'meara

Sex: Male

Age: 21

Star sign: virgo (the virgin LOL!)

Eye colour: hazel

Height: 6 foot

Shoe size: 11

Birthplace: Dublin City

Current residence: swords aka the back arse of nowhere

School: the donahies

College: lol

Profession: retail slut

Lefty or righty: Righty

Single or taken: single and lovin it

Latest enemy: i have a lifelong vendetta against a certain tranny cunt

*Favorites*

Number: 69 lol

Boys name: mine of course

Girls name: i dunno

Month: july, love the sun

Juice: grapefruit

Breakfast: toast and loadsa coffee

Actor/Actress: natalie portman and sam rockwell

T.V: greys anatomy, galactica, dh, lost

Song: one in a million by aaliyah is my all time fave

Movie: too many to mention but just saw pretty persuasion which was brill

Colour: green

Sport: LOL

*Do you prefer*

Chocolate or Vanila: Chocolate

Boy's or girl's: Boys for sex, Girls as mates.

Summer or winter: Summer

Relationships or one-night stands: Relationships

Gold or silver: Silver.

Alcoholic or non-alcoholic: Alcoholic

Being alone or being with people: both

Music or T.V: music, the ipod is god

Day or night: Night cause i work durin the day

*Do you believe in*

God: i beleive in superman does that count?

Heaven: dunno

Hell: i fuckin hope not, cause iv got a first class ticket!

Aliens: Yes

Love: yeah

*What comes to mind*

Doctor: gettin moaned at for smokin

School: goin on the mitch to get stoned

Food: at the mo sick cause im dyin!

Gold: skangers

Boy: no one in particular

Grass: stoned, once again!

Sad: no money

Fat: beyonce

Dirty: that certain tranny i spoke of

*Have you ever had*

A girlfriend: me bollix

A boyfriend: 4, but im done with em for a while

Chicken pox: Yes

Sore throat: Yeah god damn tonsils!

Head ache: Yes

Cramp: yeah

Stitches: 10 in my foot when i jumped on glass in a bouncy castle

A sex dream about someone you know: yeah, and some have been a lil strange..

A broken bone: nose twice and toe

A picnic: all the time in summer

Sex: no lol

*Relationships*

Mothers name: catherine

Fathers name: martin

First love: jay

How many times have you been in love: Once, but been infatuated plenty of times

Is anyone in love with you: everyone loves me. duh.....

Whats most attractive: personality if i cant buzz off sum1 nothin else matters

Do you want to get married: Yeah, but only for the divorce settlement!

How many children do you want: i dunno, enough to look after me well when im old and decrepit

Do looks matter: Yes you have to be attracted to someone, its not the most important thing though

Whats the first thing you notice: looks, and if they can make me laugh

What do you look for in a guy: Attractive and a nice personality.

Are you too shy to ask someone out: No, but im lazy so its almost the same

Kisses or hugs: hugs, i give the best hugs, ask denise if ya dont beleive!

*Firsts&

Best friend: emma, still is, love the ginger minger

Piercing: eyebrow

CD: emmmmmm age aint nothin but a number by aaliyah

Stuffed animal: an orange bulldog called willhemina which i still have

*Random Questions*

Who makes you smile: lotsa things, my mates mostly

Where do you sleep: in my massive attic room in my lovely comfy bed

Name your scars and say how you got them: i have about 10 i think

What is on the walls in your bedroom: nothin, took all my posters down to paint an iv been too lazy to stick em back up

Do you get scared in the dark: no im not 5!

What are you scared of: spiders

Do you like painkillers: Yeah, mad about solpadeine

Coffee or energy drinks: COFFEE!

Do you speak another language: i speak fluent skanger(im from darndale after all!)

What was the first gift someone gave you: willhemina i have her since i was born

Whats your dream car: A red mini cooper

What an

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?