A few things to think about that you probably have never thought about:


Can you cry under water?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your .....?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

This is a little story about four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that
Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when
Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

A - Age: 12
A - Annoyance: i dnt get annoyed easily but i like annoyin my brothers.

B - Best Friend: i have about 5
B - Birthday: 10th december

C - Crush: Yaz knows - dnt ya yasmino lol
C - Cat: 4 cats - used 2 have 4 but a'ad 2 get rid of 'em coz we moved 2 NY
C - Car: 1950's Pink Convertible Cadillac

D - Dead Pet's: Bout 30 goldfish - i was young and hopeless
D - Dog: I WISH !!
D - Drink: Starbucks Strawberrys and cream frappicino

E - Easiest person to talk to:Francesca, ιѕαвєℓ etc. etc. people i can trust
E - Eggs: scrambled
E - Eye Shadow or eyeliner: I use both

F - Full first name: Freddi, NOT frederica
F - Favorite color: Black (who would of guessed, eh, lol) and Navy Blue
F - Food: Mexican
F - Foreign Slang: You what?

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears Any Day
G - Good Times: hanging out with my friends

H - Hair Color: Fake Black
H - Height: 5 sumink i'm bout 3 CM storter than my mum
H - Happy: when with my mates

I - Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip or rainbow sherbert.
I - Instrument: Electric Guitar and Drums
I - Idol: Precilla

J - Jewelery: necklaces and bracelets
J - Jokes: I have loads!

K - Karate: Ages ago
K - Kung Fu: Nope

L - Love or lust: Love
L - Longest Car Ride: 9 Hours
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick

M - Milk Flavor: Strawberry n chocalate (American milk - Bloody Foul)
M - Movie Last Watched: Spinal Tap

N - Number of Sibling(s): 2 brothers
N - Name of Sibling(s): Mani and Sonny-boy
N - Nickname(s): Fat Rat, Double D, Fred,(my favourites) Freht'ai, Frederick, Frederica (which i hate) Fred Bear, Random Girl(invented by my mum)

O - One Wish: to have 1,000,000 more wishes
O - Otter Pop: You what?

P - Part of your appearence you like best: HAIR, EYES amd CLOTHES
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Humour

Q - Quick or Slow: BOTH
Q - Queer or Straight?: Straight
Q - Queen or King?: PrInCeSs

R - Reason to smile: Friends
R - Reality TV Show: Big Brother & Im a celebrity get me outta here.
R - Right or Left: Right

S - Song Last Heard: Dont look back into the sun - The libertines
S - Season: Winter
S - Series: ummmmmmm...

T - Time you woke up: 7:43
T - Time Now: 1:44
T - Time for bed: Whenever Im Tired

U - Unknown: The answer to this question
U - Unicorns: Magic horses

V - Vegetable you love: Raw carotts
V - Vegetable you hate: peas and brocceli and Colliflower
V - View on Politics: Really into it

W - Worst Habit: Biting my nails
W - Where are you going to travel next: ENGLAND, BABY!!! lol

X - X-Ray: once. When i broke my finger.
X - X-Rated: ummm
X - XYZ: I know this one...The ALPHABET !!

Y - Year you were born: 1993
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: My Converses

Z - Zoo Animal: Seals and penguins
Z - Zodiac: saggitarius