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European Fiddlers began adventuring under the Pacific Coast with monkeys for golden treasures. They had Mr. Hippo and Llama that lived between my shed and garden hose. Only they were experienced enough at flying to dig under fat Cubans. The enemy was The Animals Rights Activists and they weren’t right in the head. They don’t want The Fiddlers to find the treasures of Phantasmagoria. The shovels they had were made from unicorn horns. The city of Phantasmagoria has a lost castle, in this castle there is a big badger. The Animals Rights Activists or the ARA are from Dunnes Stores, you can find them in the frozen food section. The badger has the treasure hidden in the basement of the attic. There is a flying nun in water to help The Fiddlers to dig for the badgers’ treasure. The ARA was after the nun so they could catch Mr. Hippo. He knew the ARA had a plan in place so was given a magic stick from Gordo that would make him fly with planes on his pjs. The Fiddlers were using new techniques of fiddling that granted them the power of teleportation. This would help them gain access to the nuns’ ice cream house because fiddlers need to eat! Gordo the Magnificent was hitting Billy the squirrel with a big boot full of fish when he suddenly teleported to The Fiddlers to offer them protection from the ARA because they are bastards that are trying to hippo nap Mr. Hippo for his stick. Llama was taking a shit while the nun was eating sweet corn from the llama shit. One thing The Fiddlers had to do was get the rhino and his JCB to take out the ARA. Rhino aka Mr.”What did you say about my Mama last night?!?!” but we’ll just call him Mr. Rhino, its easier to say than his hit man name. He came along with his arsenal to help The Fiddlers, Llama and Mr. Hippo, “Oh yeah its party time!” said Gordo as he got the vodka shot in the eye. Ok, now back to the adventure. So they were after digging over 200ft but they didn’t notice the secret entrance behind the stone. They kept digging while Mr. Hippo kept sketch from on top of the stone. Suddenly the ARA appeared from behind the stone with Billy the squirrel (smelling of fish) to stop The Fiddlers from digging any further but the hippo smelled the fishy squirrel and beat him with his boot. The ARA got around the hippo while he was beating the squirrel but Gordo spotted them and began fighting them. The fight was magnificent, just like Gordo. He had stopped them for now but they would be back. The Fiddlers had finally reached the castle. It was ENORMOUSly small with towers that were huge! The further they got the less they had to go. The badger sounded like he was kicked in the balls while eating a cheese toasty without the ham! The basement in the attic was in the far corner near the Jacuzzi with the hot nude girls in it. The team entered the castle one by one but Mr. Hippo couldn’t fit in the 20m squared door so they put him on a diet but he ate more than his own weight in broccoli. The Fiddlers proceeded onward into the castle, they almost made it to the basement in the attic when all of a sudden the nude girls started getting frisky with cucumbers and this stopped The Fiddlers in their tracks! They all had an urge to get in the girls but Gordo the Magnificent arrived with the new Mr. Hippo that looked like a lean, mean, broccoli eating machine with mutton chops that was ready for some badger beating action with his magic stick. As they entered the attic Mr. Hippo stopped for some broccoli in bar form to fight the hunger noise emitted from his belly button. As the door slowly opened the badgers’ growl of satisfaction got louder. The door opened fully to reveal a chest in an oven filled with roast spuds. The chest had a lot of keys inside but only one would open the door to the basement of the attic. As they were checking the keys the ARA suddenly appeared behind them with umbrellas and rocks. Gordo summo

Strange badgers like rolling around in shit flavoured ice-cream. Boobies remind me of a stupid nipple named George of Westchester Heights with monkeys throwing pieces of shit flavoured ice- ream at Barry because that’s the story. Rashers smell weird like cum flavoured jam with sprinkles and toast. English has stupid looking people that jump up with their pussys flapping like birds with twitching nipple flaps. Erections plus stiffys don't mix like custard bananas and cherries filled with mint incrusted testicles without testicles and mint. Shoes itch the badgers noses when people kick them right in there flanges in the middle of winter time when its the time of the flange snowman that have yellow toes with no shoes but socks with perrywinkles all inside which are really erect at winter parties. Anal fisting happens all within the anal cavity with rubber fists with lube attachments like condoms. Ginger fannies like to eat peoples faces when they raise up on there ginger victims with socks wrapped around there toes. Flashing is useful all the time when Wales is open to leprechauns and magical Trevor from the country known as PHANTASMAGORIA where cows drink Guinness flavoured custard. Phantasmagoria has magical bean sprouts in multiple monkey formations and a mass equal to a goose without bling which would be ridiculous. Irishland lepers jump horizontally across urinal soaps while Barry gallops dieing of masturbation blindness. According to Brian, yellow squirrels bounce without umbrellas while eating shit from a leprechauns toe. Shotgun's are big and purple and fire at gays like jam. Darren is the hairiest of the beasts and will always win. Ha Ha! You lose Helena!! Unless you grow a beard. Milk is very yucky when you set the carton on fire with a blow-torch fuelled by carrots from Halters’ tash. Mouldy toast is gay as there is fanny crust spread on its edges. Tipex is white and cummy like sperm substitute for scientists of gynaecology! Yoga stretches Yoda's wand of power from the vaginal crevice region in gingerland. Gingervitus sucks just enough to boil my nether regions, DAMN!! Teachers pull their cocks except lady birds from Jamaica. Falling bricks hurt woodland magical beavers after they get thrown towards combine harvesters and then eaten by cheese logs from Norway, Oh yes Norway has chesse logs that come in mutlipacks and mammies eat their own hands from the lack of cheese loggy badgers. Spanish people suffer from extreme cases of bogeyitis because they are flatulent producing sperm guzzling monkeys because rocks are hard and lumpy. Lemonade tastes salty with a kick of bitterness from the ocean fishes called the speckled cat-fish from the Bengali ocean. Lobsters fuck cabbage flavoured shrimp like the cat-fish found his ninja from Tibet , where he produced cabbage flavoured shrimp. Cows’ spots are different colours because phantasmagoria farmers have no nipples and no women to ride up the anus so they hump magical colours to make more multicoloured cows. Russian leaders cut themselves so they will be women ok! The order of monks is a strict womanising and workers routine for all that we know they are women from wankerland in the middle crevice of a cave where the batman hides!! Sex drones have huge but shallow pools in their ear because that’s what ears do in spring strawberries leaves. A llama and hippo live in a shed where my lawnmower is and the animals don't use my lawnmower , the drunk rhino does all my house work for more then the llama would , the hippo does fuck all but he's pink and can fly without planes on his pj’s. Las Vegas is the place where you shag prostitutes and whatever else you want. Guinness puts hair on your chest or your ears and your girlfriend likes Alco pops because if they drank Gunnies they'd have hairy chests and no one would like that! Women that leave hair grow on certain places should be shot in the flange because that’s just wrong!!! (You know who you are!!). Bananas taste yummy a