Approx 2005BM (before manicity) , 2 young men experienced an experience which was to become the founding experience of all manly experiences. It was a cold wet day in the land of the drink known as Ireland.2 young men bravely faced the harsh weather conditions and decided enough was enough and that the unwritten laws of men needed to be obeyed

As the rain pounded on top of their umbrellaless bodies and the fierce wind and cold temperature affected their stability, one of the men produced 2 straws to the harsh conditions . A 24 pack of Bud was then produced after illegal purchase of alcohol happened. The straws entered the cold broth mixture and a party shooter was formed.They shootered until all drink was consumed and only then did they realize the extremes to which they had gone.

Unbeknown to them their actions would lead to the formation of 'Manicity' several years later .........

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

c. After wrecking your boss' car.

d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

e. When she is using her teeth.

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
killed and eaten by his mates.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
mate out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is
forbidden.

However you can Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is
strictly optional.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.

10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you intentionally trap her head under the
covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially
your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity Alco pop drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel...and it's free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts.

13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain
offside or LBW) and the ability to drink as much as the other
sports watchers.

17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both - that's just greedy.

19. If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.

20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of
yours, except if she's withholding Sex pending your response.

21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:

a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22. Never talk to a man in a toilet unless you are on equal
footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.

23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have Sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal 'drunken monkey S*x', the fact that you're
feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each
other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was,
occurs.

25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.

26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, orange
or sky blue.

27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a
Play station II. End of story.

28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever

29.Gravity does NOT apply to women

30. HYPOCRISY

And most importantly


31. Man it up...... till you throw it up ! ! ! !

If you love me plzzzz leave me a memory if not leave me one neway haha