Top 10 Reasons to come to work naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives bad hair day a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after theyve seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if its like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. Id love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants.

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

1. Your boss will never say, I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00 ever again.

The following are actual excerpts from real student's history essays:
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The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code of telepathy. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
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The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.
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The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
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Without the Greeks we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric, and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable. Achilles appears in The Iliad, by Homer. Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
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Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
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In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athens was democratic because people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought with the Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.
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Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
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The song Bittersweet Symphony appears in the film Cruel Intentions.
The song Lucky Man appears in the film The Girl Next Door.
The beach where the band took the picture of Gravity Grave single, was Formby, near Southport, and the naked man was actually a friend of the band identified as "B" who is currently drumming for new band indigo Moss, whose forthcoming album was produced by The Verve's Simon Tong.
When the band released their first single All in the Mind in 1992, they flew to America where they set up on the back of a truck and drove around Manhattan while playing extended versions of "Man Called Sun".
The band won 3 Brit Awards in 1998 for Best British group, Best album (Urban Hymns) and Best producer (The Verve, Chris Potter & Youth). However they weren't there to receive the award in person as they were playing a rescheduled gig at Brixton Academy in aid of the National Children's Homes, Action for Children, and the House Our Youth 2000 campaign. Part of the gig was beamed via satellite into the award ceremony hall.
The band won 3 NME Awards in 1998 for Best video, Best single (Both for Bittersweet Symphony) and Best band. They refused to pick up the awards on stage.
The song "Life's not a rehearsal" that can be found in one of the two History singles, is an instrumental remix of the song "Life's an ocean" that appears in A Northern Soul album. The remix was made by Verve guitarrist Nick McCabe.
The front cover of the album A Storm in Heaven and the place where the She's a Superstar video was recorded is Thor's Cave in Staffordshire. The back cover of the same album was taken in Birkdale cementery.
The band performed at the 1993 Glastonbury Festival with borrowed instruments. Their own gear had been stolen from their van.
By the time Oasis were supporting some Verve shows during A Storm in Heaven period, Richard, Noel and Nick performed an impromptu a capella version of She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain with Paul "Bonehead" Arthurs on spoons, after a power-cut in Glasgow.
The song Bittersweet Symphony appears in the Bollywood film Bluffmaster