Here are a few quotes that i have managed to write down from my Biology/ Form teacher. N yes he is a freak:

"That's an enormous load you've got there wayne.

Wayne- Yea like a whole sack

Royal- Yes"

"We can do a group method."

"How big is your Co.. core?"

"You need to push it through in different places."

"There will also be papertowels should you wish to dry your.............................. (has a 30seconds pause)potatoes."

"Having had your play time, lets crack into it."

"There will be glass rods to shove through."

"Let me tell you about the role of playtime."

"It swells up and becomes stiff."

"It's sucking."

"It's shoved up against the wall."

"Would you mind if all your red cells went crinkley."

"We'll go back and do it."

"They're increasing the amount of fluid inside the bag."

"It's going to go up as if by magic."

"Is it going through?No. Because its too big."

"I've made the stuff inside"

"Is it staying up or is it going down?"

"They should all bounce around"

"It dangles below, it looks like a little plastic condom to be honest"

"You will let it in"

"Its the solid stuff that comes out of your bottom"

"If you want to have a ding dong with me"

"I just gave it to you so you can stick it right in so it's not poking out all over the place"

"I try to do this hard and fast"

"Guys would probably look for big tits"

"If they ram it through"

"I will take away your clothes if i have to!"

"PUT MY BARBIE BACK!"- yes thats right we found a barbie in Mr Royals office (or osciff as he would say).

"Is anyone going to the osciff?"

"I hammered it quite hard into you last week!"

"I'm being a little perdantic but my surface area never changes"

"Well its obviously not working from behind so I have no choice but to do it at the front!" (don't worry he's refering to where he should take the register! lmao)

"Girls don't share contraceptives..... right?"

"What would you be expecting to be living in a crack?"

"Would you be happy to get a moist cotton bud and wipe it around the crack and then wipe it around your mouth?"

"It could be a population of ants in your pants"

"You're not delivering the goods"

"You creep up behind someone, put your hands between their legs grab them by the testicles and PULL as hard as you can! Didn't you used to do that??"

-he is 10 mins late for registration (as usual) then suddenly bursts in the room shouting- "SOMEBODY HAS STOLEN MY DICTIONARY!"

"You can't change your naked ability"

A quote Harrikins donated from her pse lesson- "say i poked you near your breats with a biro...''

"Olivia, just imagine an erect penis"

"Ok we have one hour to waste and I want us to do some thing productive, shall i stick on the A to Z of sex video?"

"Can you turn that racket off!It sounds like oral!"

"If you or your family believe in the creation theory, go away!"

-Mr Kaul walks into room then Mr Royal suddenly shouts:"I had a period two weeks ago!"

"Now lets think about sperm!" (a huge grin spreads across his face)

"If you had sex behind the bikeshed 2weeks ago.."

"Or you can do some worksheets!" -Regualar phrase used at least twice every Biology lesson.

"I had to give someone a compulsory cold shower once"

"I told the 2 girls to go into he lower deck strip off and get into bed with each other and knock on the door when they were ready for me."

"Then I told them to do what i did to them"

Mr Royal-"What would you say if i told you to get into bed with another girl?" Wayne-" Nice one!"

"If you were a carrot"

"Imagine Matthew in his boxers and Olivia showering him down with a huge hose."

"If this was the ideal world I would chase you around with whips and chains. But this isn't the ideal world is it."

"Today we are going to look at your sexual organs."

"No Wayne breasts are not part of the female urinary or sexual organs."

"If I ever lost my job it would be fo