11 rules of bebo!!
one.
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"aren't i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

five.
Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

six.
If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.

seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

eight.
Little year 7's who have bebos and look like sluts,
go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.!!!

nine.
If you have decided to read this, you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT RUBBISH UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

1. Slept naked? evry nyt
2. Taken a shower with someone? hell ye!!
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? all da tym, affectionate guy
4. Drove a car? lego
5. Stole anything? me?? neva...hahaha
6. Been in love? tru
7. Been dumped? slag....
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? only at work, dnt rli count tho....
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yep
10. Been in a fist fight? hit sum guy pissin me off....
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? coupl tyms
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? dnt fink so actuly....
13. Been arrested? nop, far too sly
14. Hugged a stranger? drunk all da tym
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yep
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yep
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? live nxt to flathed
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? had a wank
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? yes, she woz rather pissd off wit me at da tym tho....
20. Lost a friend? lost em in primark :'(
21. Been on a plane? yeah
22. Been to an island? Yeah
23. Slept in until 3pm? nop
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? no, jst horny
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? i am indeed a mong
26. Made a snow angel? nop
27. Played dress up? haha hel ye skl teacher sex session
28. Cheated while playing game? makes it fun
29. Been lonely? yee tis borin lol
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? dam str8
32. Felt an earthquake? was in miss rowlands geog class
33. Touched a snake? i hav a very large snake i touch him all the time
34. Ran a red light? can never be assed to run
35. Been suspended from school? nope
36. Had detention? yep granny abs lol
37. Been in a car accident? nope
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? na
39. Used a fake id? yep nd me mum found it lol woops
40. Crawled through a window? 4got me key.....
41. Been lost? yes, it delayed shaggage, naturaly not happy
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? think so
44. Cried yourself to sleep? nah cudnt sleep on a wet pillow
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? rimming haha
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? sure fing
50. Kissed in the rain? ye, luks mre fun dan it actuly is lol
51. Sang in the shower? dam ye
52. Made love in a park? umm dus country park count?
53. Had a dream that you married someone? nooo! wud b a nightmare
54. Glued your hand to something? yeah 2 my other hand
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? nope, jst ice lolly
56. Ever gone to school partialy naked? gone hmr frm skl nt wearin much...
57. Been a cheerleader? weres my skirt...
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? dnt fink so
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? i am not a grunger.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? wen i was young beauty and the beast scared me lol
61. Played chicken? nop, i jst eat em
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yeah
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? haha 3 tyms yday alone
64. Broken a bone? ankle
65. Been easily amused? nudity always does the trik
66. Laugh so hard you cry? yeah
67. Mooned/flashed someone? goes without saying
68. Cheated on a test? wer thers a will thers a way
69. Forgotten someone's name? evry day pretty much
71. Done something dumb while drunk? evry tym no fail
73. Blacked out from drinking? YES, was getting lucky at da tym...stupid belt lol claudia gets it
74. Played a prank on someone? chances are ye
75. Gone to a late night movie? once, sk8n was canceled lol
76. Made love to anything not human? probly wen hammered
77. Failed a class? nop, farrr to smart
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? dus air count?
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? nope
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? had a pizza
82. Thrown strange objects? half a dead bird, or a tampon at tom
83. Felt like killing someone? evry greeb i c
84. Th