CROMCORE! / 'Children will never suckle at my bosom' / 'I don't wanna put anything in my throat' / 'Elephants need Gordon Brown!' / 'Gordon Brown is the best thing since vaccinations' / 'My stomach burns from sitting down'

'I'm sensible, but I've no self control' / 'Rawlinson tries to make drunk people say drunk things' / 'sounds like a cat in the microwave' / 'I'LL KNIFE YE!' / 'Sometimes I sleep with one eye open' / 'there's some view when you're sitting on it' / 'I am concentrating, on MSN' / wetter than the Fermanagh lakes . bigger than the city walls / 'I got hit by out of control drunken Clare' / 'Something NEARLY happened... that was the exciting part!' / 'I love to yawn like a girl' / 'I want his moustache in my ear' / 'I'm gonna put my muffins on' / 'Listen to his heavy breathing...' / 'the world market' / 'SEX CANCER!' / 'Tell him Lorna thinks he's vulgar, just like his model' / i was hopin to get hit by a car on my way home jus so i didnt have to come in/ He must be a really, really, really good kisser / Do it on the floor! / Oh my good god he was beautiful! i wanted to hug him! / 'That fridge is actually really cold!' / 'I'd marry glitter, if it wasn't like Gary Glitter' / I'm fed up of him being sick!' / You're a mammal, but your hands are reptile...' / QUOTE OF THE YR! I wanna go and bite him... I wanna sleep with him; he's got wee button eyes nd all! / lmao i seen it 3 times cuz of his face / 'I love getting drunk and taking advantage of people' [I *think* that was Clare, lmao! ] / 'I don't wanna do anything ... I just wanna die!' /

Semester two!:
'I think you secretly want to dance like your cousin!' / 'Just one sex' / / 'I do maths - numbers are never a problem for me' / 'BOM!' / 'If I were a boy ... I'd bang you' / 'Darlin', I'm bald & drive an Audi ... I'm the closest to Statham you're gonna get!' / 'He's got MASSIVE lips, and he's so tall!' / 'I don't like to look at him... so I don't look' / 'Bra surgery' / 'Curlies;Trickle;Pus' / 'Duck lips' / 'All I can feel is boob' / 'I can't walk and talk at the same time... It's confusing me'/ 'It's like my airways are broken' / "and he'll go stompin away in his wee ballamena boots 4ever!!" / 'Harsh words bruise my soul' [paraphrased, but still!] / 'I didn't so much go with him as fall on his lips' / 'Yeah they have freezy cats!... It's now the new word for everything - I'm bordey cats, I'm roasty cats... It goes on forever!' / 'He washes his face with sand and bleach' < lmao / 'The fact that he has button up jeans, that freaks me out the most... Like, what boy has button up jeans?!' / 'There's just so much about him that repels me!' / 'Marathor' / '...So the next time you're thinking of swallowing... don't! ' / 'We have framework in this house!' / 'Whatdya call Norwayish...?' / 'Beautifulish' ... 'We're all from Beautiful Island' [in unison] 'Yey!' / [from the aul fella who cracked onto Niamh at 1pm!!] 'i dont think u need to plan anything about urself love ' / 'she is beautiful, and lovely, and innocent and voluptuous' / 'As sober as a bird' / 'But their hair's orange, like!' / NETTED! / 'When's easter overrrrr?' / "Is Tyrone in Derry?" / "Turn the water into blood" / "I like to stroke wee boys' heads... wait!" / "Staring at anyone who has tits" / "I just got knocked over by the mafia!" / "Louuu-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 iiiiiiiiiseeeeeeee!" - China China China! - There's a man" / "I almost got run over by the mafia" / highlight of the semester: "are you wearing your skin?" "most of it... you can see one bone though" <<<< LEGEND! / "God, you've turned into such a GIRL!" / "one of the major issues is the fact that the settlement was built half on land and half on sea. This majorly segregated the mermaid population from the human population. As a result a community centre was built with a swimming pool so the two groups could communicate in an affective manner."(Spurle;2009) / "Niall... look at your eyebrows... they're like icy fanta!" / 'Psychology is NAZISM!!!!!!!!!!!!' / 'If I ruled the world, there'd be a lot of corpses to get rid of' [credit: Spudbeg] / 'I've never heard a gir

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#2 Brian [ahahaha..]
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#5 Kila 'I hate Welsh accents' McCollins