Future Soldier Of The Empire
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Garçon, 18,
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- Membre depuis: July 2006
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fermer À propos de moi
- Slogan
- cum 1, cum all. 2 see the sexi guy. he flies like a butterfly and stings like when i pee. he he
- Tout sur moi
- i only have 1 thing 2 say :
when you cry, no1 is there to see you.
when you smile, no1 is there is see it.
but try have a wank on the back of a bus and c how much attention you get.
p.s. if any1 c's this, can u pick me from da police station. really i'm fucked
Here is some advice
LOVE IS AN ILLUSION EXCEPT 4 THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT IT TRULY IS
BEUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
LIFE IS A BITCH U JUST HAVE 2 DEAL WITH IT
WHEN U HIT ROCK BOTTOM U CAN ONLY GO UP
THE WILL OF THE WARRIOR IS A STRONG THING
WHEN U FALL OF THE HORSE U CAN ONLY GET BACK ON AND RIDE IT LIKE SEABISCUIT
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER
DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER - Music
- motorhead, judas preist, metallica, iron maiden, any shit
- Films
- pulp fiction, exorcist, nightmare on elm street, friday the 13th, holloween, the shining
- Sports
- rugby, ULSTER rugby team.
- Scared Of
- heights, death
- Happiest When
- partying
- army
- the army is a crucial part of 2days security in the uk and the world. they have impressed me and i hope 2 join within the next 5 years!!!
- Who Is Jack Schitt???
- The lineage is finally revealed.Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says"YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT"Read on and u'll b able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep n Schitt Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 kids:Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack&Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr Sherlock, and out of devotion to her kids, decide to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
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funny
3 women, 1 engaged, 1 married and 1 a mistress decide to treat their men by wearing black leather bras, pants and mask. The engaged woman says “me and my man made love twice”
The mistress adds “we had wild uninhibited sex all night!”
The married woman sighs and says “My husband came home, took one look at me and said “whats for tea batman?”
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this is da fiunniset thing my sister has sent me yet !!!!!
>>> At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
>>> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
>>> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
>>> I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on ...
>>> But there you are, another lie,
>>> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
>>> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
>>> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
>>> Jeans!
>>>
>>> Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
>>> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
>>> Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
>>> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> With a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
>>> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
>>> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
>>> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
>>> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> With a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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write about me. just copy and paste
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
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What British Army Regiment Are You?
Parachute Regiment! (Utrinque Paratus - Ready For Anything!)
The Parachute Regiment, Balls of Steal and the mind of an eagle. Dropped behind enemy lines to disrupt the enemy when they least expect it. they don't need backup as they are elite.
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The cockney cock puncher. He punches one way, he punches the other, he punches diagonal. He's like Connect Four in cock punching terms.
2 weeks later I found the funk in bed with a conga eel. At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space
Ow, chicka chicka ow. Ow! OW! My hat's on fire! What's wrong with you? You blind? Why didn't ya tell me?
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nm m8
wbu? hows cadets goin? i actually miss marine cadets 
evry1 was so sound!!!!
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HI my brother
listin up theres a war time reenactment group in belfast tomarrow at the belfast war memorial near the catedral it starts from 1030 - 430 im gettin ut mobile
wb and well meet up and go to it
cya round
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BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY
14TH NOV
DJ GLEAVE
Support from BigK (Nioldskool)
Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus
only 5 quid entry
8.30 til 1am
Lovin it !!!!
OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !!
BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY
14TH NOV
DJ GLEAVE
Support from BigK (Nioldskool)
Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus
only 5 quid entry
8.30 til 1am
Lovin it !!!!
ryt smithy!
i never left the marines 2 stay a penguin....
i left cos gettin 2 hollywood every thursday wasnt easy, nd i was in the middle of my GCSE's so wen they wer all done it jus seemed 2 l8 2 come back
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Well smythy hows ye
Lng tym no speak
B'b
Samantha x3
Alright Hi Vis. Text me yer phone no. My phones fecked and cant get the numbers
brd da fuk m8 lol
well u should hav me in it llf
yoo ya fuk ye wdf am i nt on ur top m8???
CUNT LOL
well wdc m8??
bmb janty
lmao
you?
cant be faffed 
yeah ive been good cheers
back to work tomorrow
you been doing much?
x x x
y dont ya send him a txt or somthing
i edont no if am going coz am going 2 p.love lol
but ill prob go down 4 an hr or somthing
how your we sis doing
i seen her in town the other week but i was gettin on the bus
xx
hey coz
no sorry
i dont seen any of them lol
not even my own dad lol
am alwayz 2 bissy 2 go down
y watz up kid
u going 2 grannyz on boxing day?
xx