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Live life 2 the full. Get fuk faced as much as possible. The names chris, just bout to start me second year at college (cant wait) na lyk fok lmao. Imma heavy drinker ;) love the good old piss up and a bit of a rave.

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The Other Half Of Me
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A Sexi Porn Star ;) x

$$Music$$
♪♫ Mc Vapour, Mc Skibidee, Shy FX, Andy C, Simon Bassline, Timberland, N Dubz, DJ Zinc, R Kelly, Kayne West, Gym class heroes, TI, 50 Cent, Eminem, Akon, Usher, Ne-yo, 2 Pac, DMX, MC Domer, Ludacris, The Streets, Dizzie Rascal n loads more but CBA at 2 add ny more. ♪♫
$$Films$$
Green street, Football Factory, Smoking Aces, Snatch, Gangs Of New York, Lock Stock, Kidulthood, Adulthood, Crank 1 + 2, Sex Drive, Kevin and Perry Go Large, Lock Up, Braveheart, Scarface, Fight Club, Rise Of The Footsoldier (Fokin movie and a half !!).
$$Scared Of$$
GAYS N WOMAN WIT DICKS
$$Happiest When$$
Dossin wit m8tes. Avin a fat rave down konokapakas lool and last of all gettin completely fokin smashed!!
$$MSN$$
chris_m_101@hotmail.co.uk
Hαckєd bч thє onє αnd onlч Kєzzi <3 xxx 10/05/0
Wєll wєll wєll // look wαt ii'vє got hєrє :L :L // чuuя bєbo pαgє :D // чuup chяis thαts яiight bαbєє ii'vє hαckєd uu αgαin :D // but uu lovє it :P // єrmm ii dont єvєn knoo wαt to sαч hαhα // αnd thαts not likє mє :D // αnч wαч bαbєє bαsicαllч ii lovєє uu lots :D // чuuя fuckin αmazin ( as uu knoo ) :L // mч lifє wouldnt bє thє sαmє without uu яєαllч // чuuя top lαd dαяlin (Y):D // hαhα αnd чuuя яαndom commєnts :L :L // thєч яєαllч do mαkє mє lαugh bαbєs!! or gєt mє confusєd :L // fuckin funnч αs!! ( Kєzzi Shαяp Lovєs Chяis Mαnning <3 xxx )

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  • 30 Ways 2 Piss Off A Cop

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    28) When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my date buys me dinner first"

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    30) When he goes to read your rights, sing "La la la, I cant hear you"

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    35) Clean your ear with the pen.

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    38) Ask him if he has a daughter,say I thought the name sonded familiar

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  • Kelly Sophie Anne

    arse u are an arse




    fucking what come over and say it to mae face u wee shit

    3 weeks ago
  • Joseph Boi
    Joseph Boi

    bruver cume out call aiden when u can wb coon luver lol

    4 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Knob!!
    Get Online! :P
    Much Love Darling. <3 x x x

    5 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Oi connor!!
    I call him chrissy, no one else. ;)

    Love uu babes. Big ballz :P xx

    6 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Chrissy.. Sorry to tell youu his but.. Your fucked in the head! :L :L
    Your what i was.. =/
    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    Yeehh mateee.. Kezzi plays pool. =D
    Thankyouu.

    Course i want to show youu my dress.. ;)

    Inabit buttplug..
    Love uu. <3 xxx

    6 weeks ago
  • Connor
    luv Connor

    Chrissy! you're online :L ,
    Dont text the phone cus its broke again XD, getting a new sexbox this week chavvy! had 2 get another 4 mw2 know what i mean? Come down Bath sometime you PRICKKK.
    xx

    6 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Chrissy Mateeeeeeeey!
    Yeeeh Im Goood Taaaah M'Sweetheart. You?
    Just Working And Playing Pool Really. Was My Last Day Today. )-: You?
    Acaully I Havnt Taken Pics For A Very Long Time.
    Oh My God.. Youu Need To Come Online Soon.. My Birthday Dress Is Focking Stunning!
    Ohh Yeehh Babyy Im Jealous Of Your Bath. ;)

    Speak Spoooooooon Mooosh! =P
    Lovees Youu. xxx

    6 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Hahaaa.. Your still a random knob then. =P Oh my god!!!! Chrissy!!! Its my bday in 1week and 1 day!!!!!!!!!!!!! What youu getting me? =P xx

    6 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp. 7 weeks ago
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  • Connor
    luv Connor

    ahah yessssh mateey! what care you getting / got??
    do miss them days mate,, remember them voice messy's from that little kid and his mum saying they would get the pigs involved ahahaha.
    I am missing a bit of the sexbox live, i'm just dossing it offline now and again, mostly just4 films though.
    xx

    9 weeks ago
  • Connor
    luv Connor

    haha fock off! might get a new 1 dunno, wanna get gears 1 for pc would be fair!! I know ahahaxx

    11 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Heyyaaahh Darling..
    Youu Okaay ???
    Im Ill :(
    Got A Cold.. And Didnt Sleep Very Well Last Night..
    All Your Fault.. :P
    Anyway Come Online Soon..
    Miss Youu :(

    <3 xxxxxxxxx

    13 weeks ago
  • Connor
    luv Connor

    ur console has been banned ahahaha yes mate! gutted, you gunna buy a new one?? I can picture them banning my xbox the day modern warfare 2 comes out to be honest :L .
    xx

    13 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Rawrrrr x

    13 weeks ago
  • Connor
    luv Connor

    Chrissy, havent spoken in long, you havent been on in ages matee.xx

    13 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    Your a fanny!!!

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    15 weeks ago
  • Miss.Angel.Sharp.
    luv Miss.Angel.Sharp.

    LOVE YOU MR MANNING!!!!! <3


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    16 weeks ago
  • Connor
    luv Connor

    come down bath cuzzzzi x

    16 weeks ago
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