X.Big Ballz.X
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Live life 2 the full. Get fuk faced as much as possible. The names chris, just bout to start me second year at college (cant wait) na lyk fok lmao. Imma heavy drinker
love the good old piss up and a bit of a rave.
In a bit x
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- $$Music$$
- ♪♫ Mc Vapour, Mc Skibidee, Shy FX, Andy C, Simon Bassline, Timberland, N Dubz, DJ Zinc, R Kelly, Kayne West, Gym class heroes, TI, 50 Cent, Eminem, Akon, Usher, Ne-yo, 2 Pac, DMX, MC Domer, Ludacris, The Streets, Dizzie Rascal n loads more but CBA at 2 add ny more. ♪♫
- $$Films$$
- Green street, Football Factory, Smoking Aces, Snatch, Gangs Of New York, Lock Stock, Kidulthood, Adulthood, Crank 1 + 2, Sex Drive, Kevin and Perry Go Large, Lock Up, Braveheart, Scarface, Fight Club, Rise Of The Footsoldier (Fokin movie and a half !!).
- $$Scared Of$$
- GAYS N WOMAN WIT DICKS
- $$Happiest When$$
- Dossin wit m8tes. Avin a fat rave down konokapakas lool and last of all gettin completely fokin smashed!!
- $$MSN$$
- chris_m_101@hotmail.co.uk
- Hαckєd bч thє onє αnd onlч Kєzzi <3 xxx 10/05/0
- Wєll wєll wєll // look wαt ii'vє got hєrє
// чuuя bєbo pαgє
// чuup chяis thαts яiight bαbєє ii'vє hαckєd uu αgαin
// but uu lovє it
// єrmm ii dont єvєn knoo wαt to sαч hαhα // αnd thαts not likє mє
// αnч wαч bαbєє bαsicαllч ii lovєє uu lots
// чuuя fuckinαmazin (as uu knoo)
// mч lifє wouldnt bє thє sαmє without uu яєαllч // чuuя top lαd dαяlin (Y)
// hαhα αnd чuuя яαndom commєnts
// thєч яєαllч do mαkє mє lαugh bαbєs!! or gєt mє confusєd
// fuckinfunnч αs!! ( Kєzzi Shαяp Lovєs Chяis Mαnning <3 xxx )
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30 Ways 2 Piss Off A Cop
1) When he asks why you were speeding,tell him you wanted to race.
2) When he talks to you pretend your deaf.
3) Touch him.
4) Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
5) Refer to him by his first name.
6) Try to sell him your car.
7) When he frisks you, say you missed a spot and smile.
Accuse him of sexual harassment.
9) Ask if you can buy his car.
10) Play with the siren.
11) If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
12) If you dont know him, ask him if you can have his wife for dinner.
13) Ask if he ever had pu-tang.
14) If there is someone else in the car, talk to eachother in tongues.
15) When he looks confused,keep talking, look at him and laugh.
16) When you are in the back seat, touch his neck through the head rest.
17) When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gona do with that.
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Ask if you can see his gun.
19) When he says hes not allowed,tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
20) Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colours"
21) Tell him you like men in uniform.
22) Ask him if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.
23) Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
24) When he says no, cry.
25) If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is in a nice way.
26) If he asks you to step out of the car automatically throw yourself on the hood.
27) When he asks you to spread them, tell him you dont go that way.
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When he puts handcuffs on, say "Usually my date buys me dinner first"
29) Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry I ate the last one.
30) When he goes to read your rights, sing "La la la, I cant hear you"
31) Trip and fall into him.
32) Accuse him of poliece brutality ehen he pushes you away.
33) Before you sign the ticket pick your nose, you have to use his pen.
34) poke him wit his pen n if ya break the pen say ur v sorry n hand it bk!!!.
35) Clean your ear with the pen.
36) If its a click pen,take it apart and play with the spring.
37) Act like your retarded.
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Ask him if he has a daughter,say I thought the name sonded familiar
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Kelly Sophie Anne3 weeks ago
arse u are an arse
fucking what come over and say it to mae face u wee shit -
Joseph Boi4 weeks agobruver cume out call aiden when u can wb coon luver lol
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Miss.Angel.Sharp.5 weeks agoKnob!!
Get Online!
Much Love Darling. <3 x x x -
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6 weeks ago
Miss.Angel.Sharp.
Chrissy.. Sorry to tell youu his but.. Your fucked in the head!
Your what i was.. =/
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yeehh mateee.. Kezzi plays pool. =D
Thankyouu.
Course i want to show youu my dress..
Inabit buttplug..
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Connor
Chrissy! you're online
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Dont text the phone cus its broke again XD, getting a new sexbox this week chavvy! had 2 get another 4 mw2 know what i mean? Come down Bath sometime you PRICKKK.
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Miss.Angel.Sharp.
Chrissy Mateeeeeeeey!
Yeeeh Im Goood Taaaah M'Sweetheart. You?
Just Working And Playing Pool Really. Was My Last Day Today. )-: You?
Acaully I Havnt Taken Pics For A Very Long Time.
Oh My God.. Youu Need To Come Online Soon.. My Birthday Dress Is Focking Stunning!
Ohh Yeehh Babyy Im Jealous Of Your Bath.
Speak Spoooooooon Mooosh! =P
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6 weeks ago
Miss.Angel.Sharp.
Hahaaa.. Your still a random knob then. =P Oh my god!!!! Chrissy!!! Its my bday in 1week and 1 day!!!!!!!!!!!!! What youu getting me? =P xx
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Connor
ahah yessssh mateey! what care you getting / got??
do miss them days mate,, remember them voice messy's from that little kid and his mum saying they would get the pigs involved ahahaha.
I am missing a bit of the sexbox live, i'm just dossing it offline now and again, mostly just4 films though.
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11 weeks ago
Connor
haha fock off! might get a new 1 dunno, wanna get gears 1 for pc would be fair!! I know ahahaxx
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13 weeks ago
Miss.Angel.Sharp.
Heyyaaahh Darling..
Youu Okaay ???
Im Ill
Got A Cold.. And Didnt Sleep Very Well Last Night..
All Your Fault..
Anyway Come Online Soon..
Miss Youu
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13 weeks ago
Connor
ur console has been banned ahahaha yes mate! gutted, you gunna buy a new one?? I can picture them banning my xbox the day modern warfare 2 comes out to be honest
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