Malia
~ I just wanna jump in something
~ I want my hoop!
~ I don't mean to be rude but there's two old greek guys wanking over you
~ Sports and vag
~ I'M JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK MEN
~ Love glove
~ Cockfest
~ Cock off
~ YOU WHAT YOU WHAT, TIT BEACH TIT BEACH
~ *giving the fingers*
~ RAGE IN A CAGE
~ You're a wee fat slag
~ Whorehay
~ He fucking ripped my pants
~ I ripped my vag
~ My vag controls me, it's like a separate person
~ We just got bum raped by a waterslide
~ I WANNA GO TO THE BEACH
~ Peter x3
~ Show me some affection claire
~ LADIES LADIES GO NOW QUICKLY QUICKLY
~ Hungry bum
~ I spy with my little eye something beginning with P paper paper
~ Usually stand usually pose usually flirting
~ She's a whale
~ Deep sea diving
~ Crazy davy
~ WINNER
~ Not bad for an 18 year old
~ Toe tat
~ Tomorrow night you're not allowed to leave this bar until you're so drunk you're soaked in your own pish
~ If I was david hasselhoff and I saw you drowning, I'd just go get a biscuit and watch
~ You've just got one of those faces you want to rip off, stamp on and feed to a rottweiler
~ I IMAGINE YOU'RE VAG WOULD HAVE TEETH
~ I'm basically bumming you but I'm still in
~ GO STOP FASTER FASTER
~ NO LADIES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
~ She's finally fallen for me
~ Is the first of May not April fools day
~ You're the sexiest BITCH in malia
~ Friends talk you out of getting a foot tattooed on your foot, real friends tell you it's a good idea and make you do it
~ I just wanna do a guy and put on the weirdest cum faces ever
~ Hello kitty hello kitty
~ THE ROOM DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU, THE ROOM TALKS TO ME
~ I sing the blues every night cause I'm so alone
~ V - E - N - U - E *sung with actions by mazdog*
~ I think we're gonna die in this taxi
~ You're not on the flight
~ WE'RE OLYMPIC, WE'RE MENTAL, WE'RE OFF OUR FUCKING HEADS
~ Im gonna take an eaxe an chop her down!
~"Jesus" Beth- Yeh Im talking to him now!
~Its been fun lads its been fun. I think im ready to die now
~Up next: Beth from Scotland

Annie
* BOOOarin!
*I saw albert!
*Shes just not very tactful
*wen we gonna drop our egg?
*I cant w8 till next years show
*Not GuilDy!
*I think he actual just melested him

( )smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) smoked weed
( )kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
( ) been in love
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date
(x) had a crush on an older person
( )skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace or bebo
(x) been mosh pitting
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a reindeer
( ) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle accident
(x) had/have braces
( ) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like you were dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for meal with only coins
( ) gone through a drivethrouh backwards
(x) gone through a drivethrough without a car
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
( ) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
( ) swam with dolphins
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 4 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believed in ghosts
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
( ) been in jail
( ) played chicken
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made a porn video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
( ) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) can do an ollie
( ) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair
( ) gone skinny dippin in the sea
( ) been kicked out of your house
(x) rode a roller coaster
( ) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
( ) had a cavity
(x) Black-mailed someone

Im nothing compared to these freaks in America

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