John-William Halcrow

John-William Halcrow
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  • Maschio, 107, Cuoricini 38
  • Città: BURRA ISLE, SHETLAND
  • Visite al profilo: 8.910
  • Ultimo accesso: 11 settimane fa
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Messaggio personale
A fiss dit only a midder kood lov !
Tutto su di me
Me names John-William, a.k.a Deeb,
I lik tae play music, I dunna streytin me hair an i'm no gay. Sorry boys!

DO ME QUIZ YOU SET O BASTARDS!!
(naebody's got 5/5 yit)

Apairt fae "Chris Hodge" DA CHEATIN HOOOR!!

WARNING!

Dunna gee donations tae charities fur da blind!
Dey nivver see ony o da money!


CHEERS J.W
La mia metà
Brydon Pottinger

Brydon Pottinger

He sooks sweat fae a dead man's balls.

Music
Da Macc Lads, Bacchus, Ramones, AC/DC, Pixies, GNR, SLF, Da Damned, Neurotic Outsiders, Da Police, Thin lizzy, Maiden, Da Beatles, Mark Foggo, R.A.T.M, Da Pogues, Wildhearts, Da Pistols, Elvis, Kevin Bloody Wilson, Da Amphetameanies, Findo Gask, Electric Eel Shock, Toxic Ephex, Muse, Dave Allencoe, Peerie Green Machine, Da Cleysh, Pink Turds in Space, Ivor Cutler, Shakin Stevens.......etc.......
Films
A Clockwork Orgy, A Tale of Two Titties, Ally McFeel, Apollo 69, Ass Ventura: Smut Detective, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!, Beverly Hills Cock, Big Trouble in Little Vagina, Black Cock Down, Bone Alone, Bruce Allmeaty, Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid, Charlie's Anals, Cockodile Dun-me, Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina, Cum and Cummer, Desperately Seeking Semen, Dude, Where's My Dildo?, E-3: The Extra Testicle, Erectnophobia, Fatal Erection, Fill Bill, Gonad the Barbarian, Good Will Humping, Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone, Howard the Fuck, Inspect-Her-Gadget, Intercourse With a Vampire, Jurassic Pork, King Dong, Laid in Manhattan, Lord of the Ringpiece, Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone, Meat Joe Black, Meat the Parents, Missionary Impossible, My Big Fat Greek Cock, Night of the Giving Head, Oh Brother, Who Fuck Thou?, Oklahomo!, Phallus in Wonderland, Piledriving Miss Daisy, Poke-'em All: The Movie, Pornochio, Position Impossible, Pump Friction, Queer and Present Danger
Mair Films
Raiders Of The Lost Arse, Rebel Without a Condom, Saturday Night Beaver, Schindler's Fist, School of Hard Cocks, Scrotal Recall, Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang, Sex Toy Story, Shake My Spear I'm In Love, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Sheepless in Seattle, Snow White and the Seven Inches, Sorest Rump, South Pork, Star Whores, Star Whores: Return Of The JapsEye, Star Whores: The Emperor Strokes Black, Swallow Hal, The Dirty Dozen Inches, The Pourne Identity, The Rodfather, The Slutty Professor, The Talented Mr. Lickme, The Texas Dildo Masquerade, The Whole Nine Inches, There's Something In and Out of Mary, Thighs Wide Slut, Three Men and Some Gravy, Throbbin Hood, Tight Club, To Drill a Mockingbird, Touched By An Uncle, Wet Dreams May Come, Wetness for the Prosecution, What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?, When Harry Ate Sally, White Men Can't Hump, Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?, Whore Of The Worlds, Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory, Womb Raider………..
Skiers..........
Experience the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can.
Lady Drivers..........
Draw a little diagram on a Post-it showing the position of the hand brake and gearstick, and stick it to your dashboard. This will save you having to look for them when the lights go green.
Public Toilet Users..........
When you realise the person in the next cubicle is holding fire until you leave, simply open and close the toilet door without leaving. Their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer.
Philanthropists..........
Be careful when giving street alcoholics money for 'a cup of tea', as some of the less scrupulous ones may be tempted to spend it on strong liquor.

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    • BITUMEN RIVER ON TOUR!

      Wir off tae play gigs in Glasgow (Thursday) And Orkney (Saturday).
      Unfortunately da Edinburgh gig on Friday wis cancelled so i suppose we'll joost hae tae gyit tanked up insteyd....Terrible news eh?;)

      0 commenti 762 giorni

    • CORKED RINGPIECE!

      AARITE YOU BUNCH O PRICKS!:D
      I NEED SUM GOOD FOTOOS FUR ME CORKBOARD!
      DA PERSON DAT PITS DA BEST EEN ON IT WINS A PINT!

      fuck me is yun da time.....

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    • BITUMEN RIVER AND TEN TONNE DOZER GIG

      Saturday 26th May, Mid Brae Inn!
      Kum alang fur a spree!

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    • James John Irvine
      James John Irvine

      hi aye min, whit lik?

      1 settimana fa
    • Stevo
      luv Stevo

      :L :L :L

      12 settimane fa
    • Yetti
      Yetti

      YO!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Ur All Invited Tae My Birthday Bus On Sat Da 5th Of Sept!!!!

      Theme - Heavy Metal or Zombies

      Place - 1:00pm at Thule

      Please can u get back tae me if your coming so you can get a seat on da bus!!!

      Should be LETHAL

      13 settimane fa
    • Jacqui B
      luv Jacqui B

      Oh you know i always have plenty o love fur you Deeb!! No worries, you know you are always welcome to come and stay anytime!! Think winter has arrivd since you left...its dark and rainy and miserable!

      13 settimane fa
    • Cheryl Harcus
      luv Cheryl Harcus

      its no bother at all. was a grand weekend. cant wait for the next one. i am so excited cuz am coming up to shetland for a week. up on the boat on sunday. woop woop!

      much bin on? x

      14 settimane fa
    • Peter Kay
      Peter Kay

      Join in The Sky Sports Fantasy League and den join in wir private league we wis by entering pin number 18439.

      http://fantasyfootball.skysports.com/

      Regards

      15 settimane fa
    • Cheryl Harcus
      Cheryl Harcus

      hi i laddy, is yer liver survived da weekend? back to normality noo. it sucks. grand weekend tho.


      UBER PILLY!!!!
      xx

      15 settimane fa
    • Jacqui B
      Jacqui B

      Buey andrew is concerned that du loves the gayz!!? Oh was such a fun weekend! Look forward to your next orkney trip! Thanks for helping me get andrew off the condom conversation on sunday night by the way...you were a great help!!lol! I have no love left to give, i think maybe michael and daniel got it the day, dont be too sad! x

      15 settimane fa
    • Wayne Sinclair
      Wayne Sinclair

      right vexed i didna get up fur ur 2nd night had ower muckle stuf on . hope u had a good night a da best

      23 settimane fa
    • Turbo Tait
      Turbo Tait

      noo den deebo wit cheer we d? foos d man gash? dreepin?

      30 settimane fa
    • Michael Anderson
      Michael Anderson

      Oh no Tears Are Falling

      31 settimane fa
    • Michael Anderson
      Michael Anderson

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8sr5...

      33 settimane fa
    • Baroc Club Lerwick
      Baroc Club Lerwick

      HAHAHA.... WE HEAR DE.... :L

      34 settimane fa
    • Craig Birnie
      luv Craig Birnie

      Needless Beast Dead slagging there surely Deebo?!?!


      I'm hurt...

      35 settimane fa
    • Turbo Tait
      luv Turbo Tait

      where is thee fuckwit?

      ooooooooooooooow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      41 settimane fa
    • Roger Wiseman
      Roger Wiseman

      commiserations on teddy sheringhams demise(your uncle)

      41 settimane fa
    • Shaun Mackenzie
      Shaun Mackenzie

      creeping death boy!

      43 settimane fa
    • The Revellers
      luv The Revellers

      Yeah, we're ready bruce. lets get gyimped.
      turbo tried to DESTROYEE heavy metal, but heavy metal was far too STRONGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

      45 settimane fa
    • Princess Sofia
      Princess Sofia

      i do try... :D jamie telt me i had to get lots.... so think i succeeded on that, kinda made it a mission. alcohol isnt a great mix with a camERA THOO. videos are pretty hillaious, but canna get dem uploaded. :(

      46 settimane fa
    • Turbo Tait
      Turbo Tait

      acoonamatata

      46 settimane fa