Making a Baby..


The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted

It takes 3 seconds to say "I love you," 3 minutes to explain it, 3 hours to demonstrate it, 3 days to appreciate it, & a lifetime to prove it.
The hardest part in loving is when you can only view the person you love from a distance & not being able to hold his hand, embrace him tight, & tell him how much you love him.
The test of true love is having all the things go wrong but still having a special way to love despite all the wrong things that may happen. Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person." Its about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.
Love until it hurts, and when it hurts, love some more. And when it hurts some more, love even more, and when it hurts even more, love until it hurts no more. Love is the extremely difficult realization that someone other than oneself is real. You can't make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to the person to realize your worth. Love is a commitment, not a feeling. Romance is not love. If I love you because you're beautiful, that's romance. But if you're beautiful because I love you, that's love. Never take love for granted because the best thing in this world is knowing that you are loved. So if you have someone special, hold that person close to your heart. We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us more than we can. When we are in love, we often doubt that which we most believe. Love knows no reason, love knows no lies. Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, love sees but does not mind. What lips hide, the eyes reveal. People say "I love you" just for the sake of saying it, some just for pity, & some because they promised. When you think real hard, the people who find it so hard to say are usually the ones who mean it. Love is everything its cracked up to be. Its worth waiting for, worth being brave for, and you know what? If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. What is love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility, those who play with it call it a game, those who don't have it call it a dream, those who love call it a destiny. In times of darkness, love sees. In times of silence, love hears. In times of doubt, love hopes. In times of sorrow, love heals. And in all times, love starts within yourself. Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost, sometimes unrecognized. But in the end always found with no regrets, forever valued, kept and treasured. Whenever, wherever, if you are meant to be for each other, love will be there. You don't need to search for love, love will find you.

Dear ___________.

1.You have a nice______.

2.You make me _______.

3.I really love when you ___________.

4.You should _______.

5.Someday I will ______.

6.You and me =________.

7.If I saw you now I'd __________.

8.I would build a _______ just for you.

9.I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

10.If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

11.We could __________ under the stars.

From, _______________
P.S. ______________