1. Bruce Morrison can strangle you with a cordless phone.
2. Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Bruce Morrison
3. Bruce Morrison can speak braille.
4. Bruce Morrison does not sleep. He waits.
5. When Bruce Morrison exercises, the machine gets stronger.
6. Bruce Morrison counted to infinity - twice.
7. Bruce Morrison' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Bruce Morrison.
8. The chief export of Bruce Morrison is BAH.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Bruce Morrison.
10. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Bruce Morrison
11. Bruce Morrison can drown a fish.
12. Bruce Morrison can tie his shoes with his feet.
13. Bruce Morrisons ' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
14. Bruce Morrison ends every relationship with "It's not me, it's you".
15. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Bruce Morrison can piss his name into concrete.
16. Bruce Morrison once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
17. Bruce Morrison can delete the Recycling Bin.
18. Bruce Morrison can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
19. Bruce Morrison once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
20. Bruce Morrisoncan build a snowman out of rain.
21. Superman owns a pair of Bruce Morrison pajamas.
22. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Bruce Morrison banging your sister.
23. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Bruce Morrison says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
24. Bruce Morrison plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
25. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Bruce Morrisons' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

While neil was on the french trip to paris he gave gypsys whith gold teeth ten euros,(retard).

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