Firstly...
there was that man at the airport who tried to take me out when they opened the gates. He was running so he could get the best seat on the plane - the pilots knee

Secondly, there was the little girl on the plane...
Little Girl to grandparents: "Catch my fingers, catch my fingers, catch my fingers"
Me:: "she's due to gee that a by..."
Amanda: "i know..."
Little Girl: "Catch my fingers, catch my fingers"
Me: "Catch my fist"
Amanda: *laughs*

Then...It was Dolly Parton's turn...
So, Amanda and i were lying at the pool on Monday, and this older woman comes strolling out onto the pool side, with her make-up all done, hair all done (which we later realised was a wig-but thats not important), fancy white swimsuit and a pair of heels, walking along acting like she was the queen, oh and to top it all of she had a can of beer in her hand and she looked like Dolly Parton. So for the whole week that's what we called her.

Next...Fab Fabio and sell it to me
So, on monday night Amanda and i went out a wonder after dinner. We were walking along 'the strip'. When we came to the end of it, we reached a pub, and a man came over to try and get us to come in, so we told him maybe later and he told us his name was 'Fabulous Fabio' and were were like that's awesome. So we walked back up 'the strip' and decided that if anyone else tried to get us to come into their pub we'd say "Sell it to me". Eventually, we went back to Fabio's pub and he started calling us his girls and putting his arm around us, and all week, whenever we walked past the pub we couldn't get rid of him.

Fast Exit...
In Fabio's having a wee drink, listening to some pretty awesome tunes. When we noticed this guy looking at us, but we didn't mention it to each other. Then, Akon - Beautiful came on and we noticed him singing along to it...the next thing is he starts pointing at me...so Amanda and i are in fits of laughter at this point. I put my hand on my head so i can laugh at him with Amanda but see what he's doing at the same time so he doesn't notice. Then, he starts to bop his head and Amanda misses it so i show her, and we're in fits cause its funnier when i do it with my hand on my head. Then next thing is, we are about to leave then decide to see what song come on next, untill the guys friend goes up to him then leaves and we look up and see the guy walking in our direction, so we look at each other and i go "..um maybe we leave now" and Amanda agrees, so we jumped out our seats and walked quickly to the door and out the pub.

Then there was the hissing men
Basically, we were walking into the old town, and we passed these guys and they hissed at us = We had a couple of admirers

The Hats
Basically we bought our titp hats. They're awesome!

Tall man and his curb
We were walking around and we past these two couples. When we were walking towards them, the tall man at the front went to step up onto the pavement and tripped and nearly fell, as he done this his wife stop herself from laughing, and Amanda and i held our laugh in until we got to the next couple - like 1 step behind the first couple, and then we started to gut ourselves - They obv heard us and we were laughing so much that we were bent over holding our stomachs - we literally nearly rofled.

Lasty...
I nearly broke my toe we were heading back into the hotel so i went to try the bottom floor door and ran up to it, jumped infront of the door and hit my foot right into the front of the marble step-the door wasn't open and i ended up walking to the other side of our hotel and around the hotel on my heel cause i couldn't put pressure on my big toe

Awesome Holidayyy Tho

It was actually the best birthday present ever

It was actually awesome
We done everything people go to paris for, and more.

Lying on the grass practically under the eiffel tower was fun

We done so much walking and climbing stairs...but it was well worth it.

Angry planes ftw!

The seatbelt song...

and lots more

I actually loved it, it was actually the best present ever <3

France & Belgium was amazing and a great laugh

The 'D word' game on the bus was just awesome!
"Daisy Dudley"

The beach in Belgium,
The Beanbag chair bar,
The wee local bar &
The mini golf bar
were all epic

Our bus driver, Steve, was actually epic

Chunk has a Ghetto Booty But we still love that curvaceous chick

The "pub crawl" which consited of 2 pubs was a great laugh

Kims pull was shexy, rofl!

Running back to the hotel drunk, so we weren't late ftw.

Trying to hide that we were drunk and mushy had been sick down himself from the teachers was amusing

Sing songs & big C Dawwwwwwg singing along ftw

The illegal Gambling on the ferry on the way home