ever burried a body in a shallow grave in your back garden? naw, me fish just...

ever wanked a dog? no, rp has but, its his das profession

ever woken up handcuffed to a bed in the middle of a forest after being at a crazy party the nite before? no

ever cupped mickey muir? haha YES! YUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!

do u know what cupping is? i am the inventeeer

ever made love in a basketball court and/or bowling green? no, just played with me balls

ever made love in an elevator, gettin it up when ur goin down? no

ever eaten a raw spud? yes

ever seen a cat giving birth? no

ever aided a cat giving birth? no

ever touched a cats bum? hahaha no

do u fancy mel c? no.

ever eaten a tortilla on a hilltop in lebanon? ye- no

ever popped a cap in someones ass? not their ass no

ever slamdunked the funk? i put it up because i got that feeling

once upon a time were u falling in love and now r u only falling apart? no, but once upon a time i was a crispy desert, but now im only falling apert

once upon a time were u a crispy desert and now r u only falling apert? YES!

baby cakes do u just not know know? no, no.

do u need a bosom for a pillow? i wudnt mind

what is a possom? cora

ever shake jeremy beadle's left hand? not yet

if yes, does it feel like shaking a baby's hand? hopefully

fish or chicken? chicken

ever do wan? fuckin did wan ther now!

ever go all around ireland with ur ma? no, but i went all around ireland with UR ma!

ever munched ur garlic clove? aye he he he

did ne1 ever sauce their apple? lol aye

SATURDAY 7TH JULY

Main Stage

00:00 - Muse
22:15 - Snow Patrol
20:40 - Scissor Sisters
19:10 - Kings Of Leon
18:00 - The Fratellis
16:45 - The Goo Goo Dolls
15:30 - Avril Lavigne
14:40 - Director
13:50 - The View
13:00 - The Cribs

Stage 2

23:50 - Rodrigo Y Gabriella
22:20 - Interpol
21:00 - Maximo Park
19:40 - Mika
18:25 - Gossip
17:10 - Biffy Clyro
15:55 - The Twang
14:45 - The Pigeon Detectives
13:50 - Kharma 45
13:00 - Frightened Rabbit

Green Room

23:55 - Queens Of The Stone Age
22:20 - Editors
20:45 - Jet
19:15 - Ocean Colour Scene
17:55 - Enter Shikari
16:50 - The Bravery
15:45 - The Maccabees
14:45 - Jack Penate
13:50 - Justin Nozuke
13:00 - My Alamo

Pet Sounds

00:10 - Wu Tang Clan
22:40 - Air
20:30 - Tori Amos
19:40 - Badly Drawn Boy
18:25 - Brian Jonestown Massacre
17:50 - The Hold Steady
17:15 - David Kitt
16:10 - Delorentos
15:00 - The Hold Steady
14:00 - The Rumble Strips
13:00 - Cathy Davey

Dance Stage

23:15 -Felix Da Housecat
21:15 - 2 Many DJs
19:45 - Tiga
18:30 - Booka Shade
17:00 - Justice
16:00 - Digitalism
15:00 - Datarock
14:00 - Dr Lektroluv
13:00 - Jon Averil

New Bands Stage

00:30 - I'm From Barcelona
23:30 - The Noisettes
22:30 - Junior Boys
21:40 - The Horrors
20:45 - The Wombats
19:55 - You Say Party! We Say Die!
19:00 - Zico Chain
18:10 - Toyko Police Club
17:15 - The Dykeenies
16:25 - Polytechnic
15:30 - Cherry Ghost
14:40 - The Milk Teeth
13:45 - Dirty Epics
13:00 - Myokhotel

Laughter Lounge

22:00 - Joe Rooney
21:30 - Michael Mee
21:00 - Carol Tobin
20:30 - Jarlath Regan
20:00 - Colum McDonnell
19:30 - Robbie Bonham
19:00 - John Lynn
18:30 - Bernard O'Shea
18:00 - Dermot Whelan
17:30 - Simon O'Keefe

SUNDAY 8TH JULY

Main Stage

22:25 The Killers
20:35 Razorlight
18:50 Arcade Fire
17:15 The Kooks
15:45 Bloc Party
14:30 James Morrison
13:15 The Blizzards
12:00 The Saw Doctors

Stage 2

22:30 Daft Punk
20:40 My Chemical Romance
19:10 Amy Winehouse
18:00 Baby Shambles
16:50 CSS
15:40 Gogol Bordello
14:35 The Thrills
13:40 Little Man Tate
12:50 Dogs
12:00 The Coronas

Green Room

22:30 James
20:55 Klaxons
19:40 Jamie T
18:20 Satellite Party
17:00 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
15:50 Dizzee Rascal
14:45 The Long Blondes
13:45 Calvin Harris
12:50 Royseven TBC
12:00 Remi Nicole

Pet Sounds

22:30 Brian Wilson
21:00 Rufus Wainwright
19:30 Bright Eyes
18:15 Cold War Kids
17:05 Sinead O'Connor
15:55 Albert Hammond Jnr
14:45 Sierra Leone's Refugee All Stars
13:40 Mr Hudson and the Library
12:50 Charlotte Hatherly
12:00 Loko Parentis

Dance Stage

22:00 Erol Alkan
20:00 Deep Dish
18:30 Frankie Knuckles
17:30 DJ Shadow V Cost Cutchemist
16:00 Cederic Gervais
15:00 Mode Skeletor
14:00 Caged Baby
13:00 DJ Philth
12:00 Scott McNaughton

New Bands Stage

23:05 The Sounds
22:10 The National
21:15 The Hours
20:20 New Young Pony Club
19:20 Jason Mraz
18:20 Howling Bells
17:25 Air Traffic
16:30 Ghosts
15:30 Kate Nash
14:35 Foy Vance
13:45 Lost Alone
12:50 Unklejam
12:00 Miracle Bell

Laughter Lounge

22:00 David McSavage
21:30 Sue Collins
21:00 Reuben
20:30 Damian Clark
20:00 Anne Gildea
19:30 Kevin Gildea
19:00 Andrew Stanley
18:30 Eric Lalor
18:00 Willie White
17:30 Aidan Bishop

location: punchestown racing court

camp site: B 8 1/2

our camp site alias: kirkle ban (dont do irish,so its the wrong spelling, but it means big circle or sumfin)

people in kirkle ban: joe, matthew, fiachra, o reilly, mattie, josh, kyle, darren, geo, caoimhin and aidan aka arbuckle- legends amongst men!!

how to get there from the toilets: make a triangle with the tee-pee and the tricolour

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memorable phrases: (most of which stolen from arbuckles bebo hehe)

bumbaclatt (this was the official oxegen word)
pahnts
geeeet out pahnts! (hahaha)
tin tin
abaday dadape (the bus driver haha)
get ur tin out
THINK contraception (no matter where or when)
whitey, whitey, whitey, oy, oy, oy!
give me a Y, give me a T, put it all together...
hi, uhghgtybygsbhujawgudxnbk (funniest part of weekend haha)
get upa, a get on upa, ....machine
yeeeahh!?
a hokaay!?
hwhaaat?!
frosty jack is a shite
ballymcfaggart
a brown backed mating bear
bread!?
where's the mickey finns?
franky ramclap
hi...what? ...nothin (hahaha)

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best bits:

almost everything, but some were:
+ setting up tent
+ buying my infamous hat
+ chillin in kirkle ban
+ whitey whiteying/ picture of every1 beside him KO'd- 1 of the funniest things ever haha wat a reject
+ everything about the arctic monkey's performance
*+* on matthews shoulders during the who, actually seein how many ppl was there
+ james brown!!!
+ not sleepin at all
+ fiachra droppin rite to the floor wen everybody was sittin talkin hahaha
+ all the performances i seen: republic of loose, magic no's, hard hi, arctic monkeys, the who, james brown, the kooks, the zutons, ben harper, the chilli's
+ the boy comin up to arbuckle and sayin HI, HAGAREJDKGHKLF!
+ the bus home: us laughin at everything, the boy on the mic