Yo Mama...
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for petrol money. Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a pound to ride. Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died. Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Hovis out of business. Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions. Yo mama's teeth sooo yellow, whenever she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing "we are family" Yo mama so old when I told her to act her own age... she died. Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at a 99 cent store. Yo mama got a wooden leg with branches. Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past 9. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping. Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Your Mama's so fat, that when she left the country the population dropped by 10 percent
Yo mama so stupid she returned a donut 'cause it had a hole in it Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving. Yo mama so dumb, I asked her to buy a color tv and she asked which color? Yo mama is so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand. Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish in water Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals.' Yo mama so ugly she scares the cockroaches away. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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name: Homer jay Simpson
age: 39 years old
children: Bartholomew jo-jo Simpson, lisa Marie Simpson and Maggie Simpson.
place of birth: springfeild hospital, U.S.A
father: Abe Simpson
job: powerplant thingymbober......
skin: yellow
car:....... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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