I'll get back to successful applicants soon...

1. Do you want to learn how to surf? ________
2. Can you swim? ________
3. Could you stand me for a few hours? ________
4. Any other relevant information? ________

Where do I start...

(i).
Any night i danced in Youghal.
(ii).
Fainting at the gym.
(iii).
Ringing my aunt at three in the morning shouting "Where's Michael, Where's Michael???"
(iv).
Burping in someone's mouth.
(v).
Mocking Pa for ages after hearing Donna was gona ask me to the debs only for her to ask James.
(vi).
Getting subbed for Gortroe.
(vii).
Getting sick on the pitch for Gortroe.
(viii).
That old red haired one.
(ix).
Mocking Pa for ages after being captain for the cork city game only for the manager to name him as captain for the whole rest of the season before the next game.
(x).
Meeting girls of a questionable age(i.e. Santa Ponsa, Santa Ponsa, Clancy's).
(xi).
Getting sick on a woman in JD's.
(xii).
Getting sick all over rachels shoes when she only had one pair for the weekend.
(xiii).
Falling asleep in a fountain on holidays and that girl tellin everyone the next night about the fool who her father had to carry home the night before.
(xiv).
Getting sick in the taxi on way to clancy's and it costing me like 40euro to get from quays to home.
(xv).
The night i kept singing the killers and getting the words all wrong. As has been pointed out by scabface i also went for a piss onto the N25 with cars beeping at me and then, not happy with making a fool a myself, i decided to go into the foam in greenhole which smelled awful.
(xvi).
Asking the woman in the canteen for measurin tape at work.
(xvii).
Asking someone for skyhooks.
(xviii).
Cursing about twelve times during my presentation when i forgot my words.
(xix).
Crying in hospital cause i was so bored and my cousin walking in and catching me.
(xx).
Came home one night to find my sister asleep in my bed which confused me. After being kicked out of that bed went into my mother and fathers bed which i was also kicked out of. Then had to be guided into a free bed.
(xxi).
The night me and Emmet were in the back of an undercover garda car looking for a mobile phone robber who had supposedly beaten up Brendan and robbed his phone only for him to ring me in the back seat and tell us he was only messing... The gaurds kicked us out in the middle a nowhere thinking we had made the whole thing up.
(xxii).
The Masquerade Ball '07. I was some mess... Spent most of the night on the floor after falling, being pushed or rugby tackling someone. Spilled about ten peoples drinks. Licking one a the boys in my classes girlriends arms and face. Picking up that new girl in my class who I've never talked to before. She wasn't happy. Falling into four women and knocking them all on the floor. I then got kicked out... I was only in there about an hour. Keep me away from vodka!
(xxiii).
August bank holiday weekend '07.

Any suggestions welcome...