SwastiCOW
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- Wyświetlenia: 2 646
- Profil utworzony: July 2006
- bebo.gazeta.pl/Swasti-Cow
- Gatunek:
- Wytwórnia:
- MasterAce Records Wytwórnia komercyjna
- Miasto:
- Linz Australia
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- This is the official bebo page of Swasticow, the biggest thing in Austria right now.
Hanz & Verns page: http://Swasticow.bebo.com
Swasticow plan to spread across Europe, North Africa, then Russia and eventually The World. Their final solution is assimilating everyone to into thinking how they think; Benighted Austrian Hard Core or 'Bahc' music, an offshoot genre Swasticow proudly claims to have created.
Mid 80's the boys released their first track, Gate of Time. It exploded onto the faces of Austrians everywhere in a gooey mess. After going triple Einsteinium, the boys took some time off, travelling europe planning their next move, since then they have released an unprecedented 1000 records per annum.
Swasticows record Mountain Love featured guest vocals from Celine Dion.
The Latest single is currently at number one of course! and has been there for over 52 weeks. Swasticow is currently hireing great looking men-male-models for the new music video, bring your own bondage gear.
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Did you know?
Vern has not written a new baseline since 1987.
Hanz is only 80% tone deaf.
Swasticow has had nearly 40 managers in the 20 years since they formed.
Swasticow is the only band in the world to have an equel following from both gaypride, and angry skin head football supporters.
Vern watches a "happy tape" to calm down.
Hanz has the 2nd largest horse whip collection in Europe.
David Hallelhoff wrote Cartuffle Shatsi, but Swasticow coverted it before the record was released.
Celine Dion sued Swasticow for using her B track vocals in their track Mountain Love.
Swasticow has recieved over 300 Einesteium records, 300 more than anyone else in the music industry.
After discovering Physics and inventing Gravity, Swasticow also released the worlds first pencils.
Swasticow do not play live music when they gig, since you cannot improve upon the perfection of a Studio Album.
Swasticow has outsold Mozart's record sales.
Hanz insists on walking in slow motion though airport arrivals.
You will not be admitted to a Swasticow gig without a glowstick.
Saudi Arabia has banned release of the Swasticow film 'Crusin the Bahn' even though it is still in pre-production.
MasterAce records also represent the composer Genrikh Matusovich Vagner2 komentarze 1012 dni
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Crusin the Bahn' - Post your Question
What do you want to know about Swasticow?
While the film is being made, you have a unique opurtunity to ask any question you want, and hear it answered in the film, or on the dvd extra features when it comes out, estimated release summer 2007.
So comment away - have your opinion, and questions heard by everyone, for all time.
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Hanz + Vern6 komentarzy 1028 dni
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Trouble in Paradise
A Statement to the press:
Swasitcow has recently recieved a lot of negative attention, on Saturday the 3rd of Feburary at aproxamatly 4:07 GMT a hatefull and unprovoked attack was launched on two innocent and highly talented musicians from Linz Austria.
This attack cited untrue and pignorant sources from the Irish Indie music scene, claiming Swasticow knows "absolutely nothing about techno or electronic music" this coming from what seems to be a turn coat fan, who days earlier warmly praised the group, quote "guten tag my Aryan brothers, das music is underground shit ya!"
His mind has obviously been horribly currupted by the inherint bias in the liberal media, or perhaps due to Swasticow neglecting to add Howth to their tour of European isolated affluent communities.
Hanz and Vern offer their condolences to the young mans family, turn coat fans in their opinion are as good as dead they say.
Other naysayers out there, seemingly determined to stifle Hanz and to a lesser extent Verns creativity have been posting hatefull comments all over the interweb. Stateing that this group is telling you what to think, leading you on a path of ignorance, and generally wasting your time, Swasticow advizes you to ignore/delete/surpress this sort of talk, and strongly suggests you forget everything you just read.
Sincearly
Fred - CEO MasterACE records
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- Uber Allies Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- Mountain Love Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- Mountain Love.mp3 Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- Cartuffle Shatsi Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- Volkswagon Summer Mix Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- Gate of Time Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- Ratte Vogel Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- Dancin Dancin Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
- COW! Dodaj do listy odtwarzania
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best D&B band on bebo check out our music
you guys make me cry on the inside because I got upset by you guys.
good tunes tho
forgive me if im wrong
but is it impossible for fascists to make decent music?
ive heard Fortress. they are completely crap.
but if anything, you guys are worse.
no tune, lyrics repeating constantly
not music!
HEY! loike, the video has focking landed!!!!!
It got leaked by Bertie cus he's on his way out, but the Gov toat don't want you to see it. check it out...
I die in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jU0Z...
xxx
Dearest SwastiCOW,
unfortunately I will be unable to attend tomorrow's screening. Please do not take this personally however. I will not even be attending the play 'Observe the Sons' which features my own brother's sound design and is also taking place in Dublin tomorrow. Sad, really.
Thank you kindly for the invitation!
Yours etc.
Gisela.
Happy Easter guys!
Oxegen, plz?
great song boys
xxx
lilli
Do you love me?
could you ever love me?
if so, join my group!!! xxx
or i'm going to hurt you....
wassupa playa my keybord is fucked up... sounds like the movie ws svge success... see u in month... ppeece
Haha, u made a bebo page and everything!!! Savage!
Oh nd i'm not happy i had to pay for a dvd when u gave them away for free a few days later.....i believe that means technically i own u.
well done guys very funny. jed's character is my favourite
wens da next song or gig?
The film was EPIC.
Should really persue the whole idea. And if that whole gig on the seafront goes ahead the Cow HAVE to make an appearance!
hey there yankydoodles! cruisin' the bahn...magnificent...
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