WRITTEN BY AISLING SMITH (LEGEND)

One evening in religion wen mc glades REAALLLLY tick,,,

Me nd lisa crowe sitting bside each other
Me “So r ya headin ta tp then??”
Lisa “yeh I tink so”
The whole class is silent
Me “ I dnt even wana know wat ud get up ta lisa!!”
Mc Glade “ U,, sit out here now,” iv ta move to the edge,, “ y do always have to put on a show?”
Me “wa!?”
Now u girls listen to me u two are VERY BOLD GIRLS!!!
And u lisa crowe I wudnt expect any less from u,, ur a WASTE OF SPPACE and ur takin sum1 elses space hu actually wants ta b in the skool!
Cat b starts lafin! “Cathriona Brady wat r u lafin at”
“ nuthin”
“Iv noticed this girls ur VERY BOLD GIRLS”
Cat starts lafin agen
“CATHRIONA BRADY STAND UP NOW!!”
“Wat has gottn into u cathriona?! I wud hav expected it from the other 2 (me and lisa) but uv got a really bad attitude this year”
Cat goes really tickly “Wat attitude problem?”
VERY BOLD GIRLS

Next day we had to do this thingy on the computer,, only one person does it!!

Mc Glade “now orla let me see ur homework”
“my names aisling”
“whatever…….
NATIONALISM, WER NOT EVEN DOIN NATIONALISM!”
“oh rite yeh!!”
“wered u get this”
Me “Ehhhh the computer??”
Mc glade “u copied this didn’t you,”
“no”
Well then hu did u get this off?
“noone!”
“Hus ur history teacher!”?”
“I dnt even do history”
Mc Glade “ wat??!”
Me “ I DON’T DO HISTORY!”
All the girls laf
“girls wat r u lafin at,, becos ur lafin at ur own stupidity!!”
“U must of copied it!”
“rite,, yeh”
“let me see yours SINEAD BRADY!”
“Well this really is an inspiration sinead!!! CHINESE RELIGION FROM CHINA
sinead and me start lafin
“girls you are very bold indeed, werd u get this sinead”
“the computer!”
“hollie,, did sinead take this off you?”
“ehh no”
“well that is complete and other rubbish,, hu else doesn’t have ther homework done”
about 19 ppl put their hand up
“WAT,,, only 3 ppl have their done,, well I wudnt expect much from u lisa crowe!!”
“let me see urs hollie”
“yes that’s excellent ,, far better than the other RUBBISH that was handed up to me a few minutes ago!! ”


Rogans room,,, STUPID FUCKIN BULLYING PROGRAMME

So girls bullying is
HARD!
Hurtful
Aggressive
Repeated
Deliberate

Rebecca turns round “is everyone HARRRRDDDDD then!!

Aisling,, b quiet,
Its not onli me that’s talking
“Yeh I know but….”
“Then stop singling me out”
Everyone goes really quiet

Lisa crowe “ Oooooohhhhhh aisling u shudnt o sed that!!!”

Next day,,, cat b starts lafin
“Cathriona stop lafin”. Cat ignores her as ya do!!!
Rite u 3 MOVE!!
“Cathriona, u go up to the top.. lisa you go into the middle and aisling you can go to bottom”
All of us just go up to the top
“AISING MOVE DOWN TO THE BOTTOM”
“Why?”
“MOVE!”
Me really loud “hairy bastard!”
I have ta move to the bottom
Cat b shouts down at me LONER!!
I stick up my fingers and start lafin
Rogan “AISLING IF UR GONNA LAF YA CAN LAF AT THE WALL!”
“Rite ok I will then!”


to be continued

Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

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Borat: [to American Audience] We support your war of terror.

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Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Borat: A-why not?
Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?
Driving Instructor: It must be consentual. How 'bout that?
Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha!
Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?
Borat: [pause] Is not good for me.

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Azamat: [arguing with Borat] What's in California?
Borat: [making it up] Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas.

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Borat: What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

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Oxanna: [as Borat is leaving] If you cheat on me, I will snap off your cock!
Borat: [later] Sadly, I cannot go after Pamela or else my wife will snap off my cock.

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Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.

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Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

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Borat: Pamela! I am not attracted to you anymore!... NOT!

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Dinner host: I'm calling the police!
Borat: Why you call police? The retard escape?

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Borat: Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before it hatches!

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Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.

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Borat: [narrating] He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

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Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

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Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

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Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat

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