1) We have four speeds and many positions.
2) We wear tight trousers and high boots.
3) We love getting dirty.
4) We know how to ride our mounts.
5) We preform well with animals.
6) We like to be in control.
7) We'll ride it four hours.
We know how to handle a big girth.
9) We get off easy.
10) We're always on top.
11) We like it rough.
12) We have our legs spread all day long.
13) We love using whips.
14) Stradling is our natural postion.
15) We don't mind being bucked around.
16) Endurance riders do it longer, Cross Country riders like it fast, Dressage riders like it with precision and elegance, but all riders like a good stallion.

11 rules of bebo
11 rules of bebo
these are the 11 rules of bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 12-15yr olds who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!
Stop tripping out with all the seductive pictures....YA NOT GUNNA GET SPOTTED

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U F***** ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollox!!!

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