Dr. Ian Malcolm: The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.

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Lex: He left us! He left us!
Dr. Alan Grant: But that's NOT what I'M gonna do.

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Dr. Ellie Sattler: I was overwhelmed by the power of this place; but I made a mistake, too. I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now. The only thing that matters now are the people we love: Alan and Lex and Tim. John, they're out there where people are dying.

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: She's... ah... tenacious.
Dr. Alan Grant: You have no idea.

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Lew Dodgson: You shouldn't use my name.
Dennis Nedry: [loudly] Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat! What are ya tryin' to look like - a secret agent?

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Dr. Alan Grant: You married?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally.

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Muldoon: [Muldoon and Ellie have arrived at the site of the T-Rex attack] I think this was Gennaro.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: [about 15 feet away] I think this was too

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Lex: I'm a hacker!
Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!

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Dr. Ellie Sattler: We can make it if we run.
Muldoon: No, we can't.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Why not?
Muldoon: Because we are being hunted.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh God.
Muldoon: It's all right.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Like hell it is!

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Henry Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.

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[watching Gennaro jump out of the tour car and sprint to the porta-potty at the sight of the T-Rex]
Dr. Alan Grant: Well, where does he think he's going?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

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[Malcolm walks up to a huge mound of dino-droppings]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.

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[Repeated line]
John Hammond: I spared no expenses.

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Dr. Alan Grant: It looks like we're out of a job.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

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Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

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Open mouth and release one bubble (Hello)

Trash head around wildly (thank you)

Stiffen up and look dead (please)

Secrete eel juice (pint please)

Wriggle squarm glub shock, (Can you please tell me where the post office is)

Shock glub (the petrol is quite reasonably priced around here)

open mouth and shock without blinking (stunned)

open mouth and shock while blinking (i dont have my xtra-vision card but my number is BL-287)

shock shock shock glub shock (have you seen the new indiana jones movie???)

bite glub shock lick lips shocks (snakes, why did it have to be snakes)

glub "with a french accent" shock glub "normal" (my feet hurt)

Did you ever believe there was a little man in the refrigerator that turned the light on and off? I did, and I am still furious about it. The thought of a tiny little man forced to live in the black, cold blackness whose sole purpose was to flip a little switch whenever a person decided to open the refrigerator door just angers the livin crap out of me. And then everytime a little kid is told about Little Refrigerator Light Operating Man, the little kid opens and closes the refrigerator door at least 20,000 times trying to catch the little man.

It is because of this very scenario that I am absolutely certain the myth of Little Refrigerator Light Operating Man in the refrigerator is solely responsible for global warming.