1♥I _____x-Faye-x
2♥x-Faye-x is _____.
3♥If I were alone in a room with x-faye-x I would _____.
4♥I think x-Faye-x SHOULD _____.
5♥x-Faye-x________..
6♥I want to _____x-Faye-x.
7♥Someday x-Faye-x_______.
8♥x-Faye-x can _____
9♥Without x-Faye-x_____
10♥My memories of x-Faye-x r._____.
11♥x-Faye-x Can Be _____.
12♥The worst thing about x-Faye-x is _____.
13♥The best thing about x-Faye-x _____.
14♥I am _____ with x-Faye-x
15♥One thing i would like to know about x-Faye-x is_____.
16♥xFaye should go and _____.
17♥x-Faye-x_____.

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. ..*%*..We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok..*%*..

2. ..*%*..We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our
butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around..*%*..

3. ..*%*..We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe we could do it too..*%*..

4. ..*%*..In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours
ago..*%*..

5. ..*%*..We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the
floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's
business..*%*..

6. ..*%*..We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people
we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH..*%*..

7. ..*%*..We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"..*%*..

8. ..*%*..We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom.. and so is the geek next to us..*%*..

9. ..*%*..We don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss should they be around..*%*..

10. ..*%*..The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table
or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to..*%*..

11. ..*%*..Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep
them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy..*%*..

12. ..*%*..We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really
good at it..*%*..

13. ..*%*..We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no
longer taste the vodka..*%*..

14. ..*%*..We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the
floor.. or like the mop..*%*..

15. ..*%*..We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the
wrong way but.."..*%*..

16. ..*%*..We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on
it..*%*..

17. ..*%*..Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves..*%*..

18. ..*%*..We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we
just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap..*%*..

19. ..*%*..We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut
down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink..*%*..

20. ..*%*..We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical...but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
fault we can't walk straight..*%*..

21. ..*%*..No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who
said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other
the next day..*%*..