1 Aslan

2 Heroin (See 1)

3 Robbin'

4 Joy-ridin'

5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"

6 Shamrock Rovers

7 Social welfare

8 Keyin' Cars

9 Not readin' bukes

10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs

11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud

12 Compo

13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal

14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,Corpo)

15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss

16 John Player Blue

17 Burberry

18 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back

19 Racism

20 Celtic shirts

21 'Taches

22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween

23 Sky Digital

24 Saying "I didn't ble_din' do tha'!"

25 Travelling in packs

26 Moochin'

27 Swearing at their babies

28 Getting their mot's preggers

29 Champion Sports

30 Christmas Lights you could see from space

31 Skippin' school

32 Skippin' bail

33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus

34 Standing in queues outside the dole office

35 Funtasia

36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country

37 Man U

38 Saying, "That's not my ble-din' job!"

39 Pushing prams while smoking

40 Earrings (for guys)

41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)

42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something

43 Baseball caps

44 Sawn-off Shotguns

45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show

46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street bysomeone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)

47 Shop-liftin'

48 Knee-cappings

49 Not payin' the bus fare

50 Curry Chips and a burger

51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon

52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'w@n-ker'

53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts

54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice

55 Pissing in Elevators

56 Slaggin' the Garda an' givin them a hard time(They deserve it)

001: Name - Keith Dean
002. Nickname - Butters!
003. Single or taken - Takin
004. Zodiac Sign - Gemini
005. Male or Female- Male
006. School: Lucan Community College
007. iPod - my brothers one i rob wen i need it!LOL!!!
008. How many buddies on your list: lots!!!
009. Screenname: drummerkeith
010. Hair Color- Brown
012. Hair Long or Short - Short..Ish
014. Eye Color - brown/blue depends on de day!LOL!
015. Are you health freak - No!
016. Height - nt very tall!lol!!
017. Do you have a crush on someone - Yup
018. Do you like yourself - im alrite wen i wanna be!lol!!!
019. Braces? - nope!
020. Think your awesome? - who de fuck says awesome???
021. Piercings - nope!
022. Tattoo - nope!
023. Righty or Lefty - im good wit both!LOL!!!

* YOUR FIRSTS *
024. Surgery - got my tonsils out wen i was really licle!!!
025. First piercing - dnt hve any!
026. First best friend - Alan carberry (nd i dnt even no were he lives now)
027. First Award -ive loads of tropies nd medals frm football bck in de day!
028. First Sport You Joined - Clondalkin st. francis football team bou 6 r 7 yrs ago!!
029. First pet - tom nd jerry but in fish form!LOL!!!
030. First vacation - pontins in england!
031. First Concert - good charlotte!
032. First love - cnt remember de first!!!


* YOUR FAVOURITES *
033. Movie - nt even goina try name all my fav movies!
034. Favorite tv show - simpsons,family guy,friends nd loads more......
035. Color - black, white, blue
036. Music - Punk
039. Drink - lucozade orange!
040. Body part (on a boy/girl): tits, ass nd face!
041. Sport To Play - skateboarding
042. Favorite piece of clothing - my hat!
043. Brand Of Clothing? - FAMOUS STARS AND STRAPS!
044. What do you sleep with? - megan!lol!!!
045. Favorite School - y wuld u hve a favourite school? dere all shit!!!
046. Favorite Animal(s) - dnt hve 1!
047. Favorite Books - dnt read!
048. Favorite Magazines - any drummin mags!


* CURRENTLY *
049. I'm eating - Nothing
050. I'm drinking - Nothing
052. I'm about to - rite wat ur bou 2 read!lol!!!
053. Listening to - billy talent!
055. Waiting For - 2moro 2 cum!
056. Watching - The computer screen!
057. Wearing- Clothes!


* YOUR FUTURE *
058. Want Kids? - Yes...2
059. Want to Get Married? - Yup!!
060. Careers in Mind: arcatect, carpenter, session drummer or a drummer in a succesful band!

* WHICH IS BETTER ON OPPOSITE SEX *
068. Lips or Eyes - Eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses -Kisses
070. Shorter or Taller- shorter
072. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - Romantic!
073. nice stomach or nice arms - both!
074. Sensitive or Loud - Both!
075. Hook-up or Relationship - Relationship!
076. Sweet or Caring - caring!
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - Trouble Maker

* HAVE YOU EVER *
078. Kissed a Stranger - Yup
079. Drank bubbles - cnt say i hve!
080. Lost glasses/contacts - No!
081. Ran Away From Home - NO!
082. Broken a bone - yes!
083. Got an X-ray - Yes!
084. Broken Someone's Heart - i dunno???
085. Turned Someone Down - yeh!
087. Cried When Someone Died - yes

* DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
089. God - i dunno!
090. Miracles - kinda!
093. Aliens - yeh dere fuckin real im tellin ye!
094. Magic - kinda!
095. Heaven - Kinda!
096. Santa Claus - a fat man wit a long white beard who likes whiskey...........................
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097. Sex on the first date - No
098. Kissing on the first date - Yeh!
099. Angels - suppose!

* ANSWER TRUTHFULLY *
100. Is There someone You Want To be with right now?
yeh my beautiful girlfriend megan but i had 2 do things 4 work so i culdnt go out!

My ma= Sonia
My Da = Brogan/2e (dnt ask me how dat 1 works!LL!)
My Big brother =steo kavanagh
My Big sister= Shell
My kwlest buddie= Sonia
My best buddie= Toni
My ill always be here 4 u buddie =Row-b
My Sexy bud= Denny
my sexy little son =Cha~Chi
My Other sexy best friend= Bizkit
My Bit on the side = Claire kelly
My best cuz= lil keitho
My fuck buddy= Pheobe
My Shoppaholic friend = Sonia!LOL!!!
My Crazy sis= Lynn
My lover= Megan 4 eva xxx
My FUCKIN STUNNER buddie= Denny
My lil cutie bro= Cha~Chi
My best buddie that has always been der 4 me= Row-b/cha~chi/toni
My Cleaner = whoever mad de fuckin mess!LOL!!!
My Horny Friend= row-b/ toni
My friend im jealous of = bizkit( he can do, wear and say anything he wants nd get away wit it!!!)
My 4eva friend= Row-b (we've been threw it all nd we still best mates)
My good lookin buddy= bizkit
My head banger buddie= brogan/2e
My Fairy god mother= ?
My buddie= mikey
My mad friend= mikey(he got naked on occonell st. put his boxers on his head, put his throusers back on, put 'i love boys pants' knickers dat he robbed frm penneys over his throusers took his t-shirt off and ran around town in de freezin cold!!! i dare any1 2 beat dat!!LOL!!!)
My buddie i no yrs = Row-b
My gas buddies= Cha~Chi/2E/Row-b/mikey
The person i neva wanna lose = MEGAN
My buddie tha jst dusnt give a fuck bou wha ppl tink = Mikey/Row-b
My ultamite best bud = Row-b
My big mouthed bastard of a best bud= TONI~no doubt!!!