1. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
Oh gdgd, ave a gd nyt, aye myt do x....hahaha gayass

2. What was the last song you sang outloud?
Amm was singin a dustland fairytale earlier haha

3. Do you have any nicknames??
Lots, most involvin my small head

4. Who was the last person to message you?
My friend martin green, he was tellin me that he was on d bog, n there was no bogroll, rage

5. What time did you go to bed last night?
went d bed bout 1, didnt sleep til bout 5

6. Are you currently happy?
I am indeeeeeed

7. When was the last time you cried?
Nearly cried last nyt watchin at jacko hing, sad times haha

9. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
BOGGIN

10. Who did you talk on the phone with last night
No1, gat pranked at about 3 like leave me alone fuckers

11. Is Anything Bugging u Right Now?
Not a damnn thing

12. What was the last thing to make you laugh?
Probly marty r curoe

13. Do you wear toe socks?
what

14. Who is the last person you missed a call from?
My ma, i jus dnt answer haha

16. What annoys you most in a person?
Wen they dont talk

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
aye, but shas ginger so nah

18. Have you ever done cocaine?
Nope, drugs r 4 mugs

19. What is the color of your room?
red n orange haha

20. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
Id do anything, includin pissin ona slug en eatin it, id do at for free what am i talkin about haha

21. Do you believe in the saying "talk is cheap?"
Never heard tht sayin in my 39 year life

23. Who was the last person to hug you?
Jeez i acc duno

24. Do you have a life?
Nope im a zombie...rape

25. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
Nah dont hink so

26. Do you own an iPod?
a what? nah cassette players all the way

28. What is the reason behind your Bebo flashbox?
Dont even no what it is lol

29. Who was the last person you saw in person?
marty curoe roid n peter from bytes

30. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
Depends ma mood, man in the mirror or beat it

31. Last time you smiled?
i dont smile

32. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
aye gat swine flu nal, bad times,

33. Have you changed this year?
Dont think so like

34. What are you listening to right now?
Martys watchin a video of the undertaker fitin stone cold listenin til the song from at

35. Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
Nah man

36. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
what sorta questions at lol

37. Is there a quote you live by?
Nah

38. Do you want someone you can't have?
I do not

40. Whats the worst idea you've had this week?
Worst idea, amm i duno lol

41. What were you doing last night at 12?
Goin d get sum rockstar

42. Are you happy with your love life right now?
Very

43. What song describes your love life?
Mr brightside muhahahahahahahaha

44. Does the person you like, know you like them?
Indeed

45. Who always makes you laugh?
Darren, funny as fuck

47. Are you a blonde?
maybe

48. What's your middle name?
barry

What are you doing tomorrow?
Lyin in bed most of the day en gettin up n goin out, different day same shit

50. Who is your best friend?
Wee dd, awww eggs ragin

1. Name: Eamonn McMullan
2. Nicknames: Fathead, big head, anything along those lines
3. Where were you born?: Belfast muhahahaha
4. Age: 17
5. Date Of Birth: 22nd march
6. Star Sign: aires
7. Hair colour: Dark brown, black...one of those
8. Eye colour: Green
9. Skin colour: purple
10. Height: 6ft
11. Siblings: Une brother
12. Any piercings or tattoos?: I have a penis ring...(laffin noise)
13. Do you work? Me? hahahahaha
Pick One Or The Other:

14. Music/T.V.?: Too hard d pick
15. Guys/Girls?: Trick question, what do ya mean? haha
16. Green/Blue?: Green, blues gay
17. Pink/Purple?: none lol
18. Sleep/Stay Up?: Sleeeeeeep, even tho i stay up cuz of a certain SOME1!
19. Summer/Winter?: Both
20. Spring/Fall?: Spring, my bday muhahahaha
21. Night/Day?: both lol
22. Hanging Out/Chilling?: whats the difference?
23. Friends/Lovers? friendly lovers?
24. Cold/Warm?: Warmmmm
25. Fast/Slow?: Whats leanne? slowwww
26. New/Old?: what
27. Dark/Light?: Dark, i hate the light
28. Sparkle/Shine?: What?:S
29. Peach/Plum?: Peach
30. Apple/Orange?: APPLE
31. Laundry/Dishes?: NONE
32. Hugs/Kisses?: Theyr equally as good
33. Ketchup/Mustard?: Weddddd sauceeeee
34. Glass half full or half empty?: Half full mate

Favourite

35. Colour: Red
37. Food: Pasta, chinkers, chippy....wtf any food!
38. Non-alcoholic drink: Am....sukie
39. Alcoholic drink: Harp
40. Snack: Reeses peanut butter, hardner
41. Movie: my favourite movie, i duno lol
42. Actor: jackie chan
43. Actress: Ma chick!
44. TV Shows: 2 n a half men, scrubs, that 70s show
45. TV Channel: comedy central
46. Cartoon: None, does southpark count?
47. Disney character: minnie mouse...i would hahaha
48. Song: And in this crazyyyy life, and threw these crazzyyy times its you its you, you make me sing...your every line, your every word, your everything....that 1
49. Singer: Michael buble
50. Band: The killers or arctic monkeys
52. Sport: Soccer l
53. Book: Lilo n stitch...u ginger bitch
54. Board Game: monopoly
55. Card Game: texas hold'em
56. Smell: my hole
57. Flower: i like daffodils...oj i duno, em er ones that eat things, theyr cool
58. Magazine: Fuck i duno
59. Item of clothing: my bral
60. Item of jewellery: My life
61. Time of the day: dinner time
62. Day of the week: saturday, lie in...fry...football, then drink...god
63. Week of the month: i duno:S
64. Month of the year: march is usually fun
65. Place to be: NBC LAD
66. Thing to do in your spare time: Eat, play the game, eat more
67. Thing to do on the weekend: Revise

What Do You Think Of The Following :

68. Country?: Bita at
69. Rave?: Brutal
70. Teenagers?: teenagers scare, the livin shit outa me
71. Smoking?: LEANNE
72. Death?: me n deaths pals
73. Life? man whats life
74. Drugs?: Love them XTCCCCCCCCCCCC hahahahahaha
75. Drinking?: Tut tut
76. Bomb Threats?: Fun
77. Murder?: been there, done that haha
78. Suicide?: Y? wats the point?
79. Fear?: Fear nothin but fear itself haha
80. Racism?: Shit happends
81. Discrimination?: Happend d us for years so fuck it
82. Backstabbing?: il life ur life

People:

83. Best friend: LOCKYS...eggs ragin
84. Best person to hang with: Leannes good fun
85. Sweetest: Me
86. Prettiest: Layla
87. Nicest: Alot of nice ppl
88. Best to talk online with: Eggs quite funny
89. Most blonde: ginger is kinda blonde
90. Weirdest: gaga
91. Craziest: DARREN
92. Loudest: DARREN lol
93. Quietest: none really:S llf
94. Smartest: Me i think or egg
95. Quickest: dd probs
94 Who txts u most? leanne
96. Most Trustful: amm...gaga probs
97. Most Honest: no idea
98. Most Cheerful: what
99. Funniest: theyr all funny, seriously lol
100. Most Fun: them all
101. Most Caring: me ({) haha
102. Bitchiest: MARIA SCOTT haha oj
103. One who laughs the most: i tend to lol alot

Relationships:

104. Boyfriend/Girlfriend:indeed
105. What do you look for in a

The Basics (with a twist) :

Do you consider yourself to be a good person?
Id like to think so

Least favorite color?
None:S...probly pink r sumin

How old do you feel?
i feel bout...17

Worst Nightmare?
Wakin up with ginger hair (sorry)

Missing Anybody?
I am indeed

Are you happy?
very

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life... what would it be .. ?
Everything - michael buble

Personal:

Are you biased or prejudice in any way or form?I
Yeah, white power! ojjj

Who would you want at your death bed?
any1 hu wants d be there

How many of your friends would you REALLY tell ANYTHING to?
3 or 4

Does your life define you? Or do you define your life?
what llf

Are you a confident person?
I think so

True or False:

Humans are the most intelligent beings.
Obviously

Most people are materialistic.
Yeappp

Abortion should be the mother's choice.
No!!!!! ats fuckin stinkin

School is necessary.
yes mam

Love is the strongest emotion.
Yes

You'd rather make others happy, than be yourself.
Its nice makin ppl happy but u obv wanna be happy urself

We should not be in Iraq.
No! money grabbin american cunts

Beauty is everything.
Not everything like

What you buy is based more on what you want than what you need.
not really, i buy what a need..im a stindgy cunt


Opinions:

Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Depends duhh

Is home really where the heart is?
Yes...hence the warm bath theory haha

At what age do you believe sex should be legal?
whenever ya want

Alcohol?
18

Driving?
17

Joining in the army?
hu gives a fuck

Do you think that children should be seen and not heard?
fritzl

Kiss and Tell:
Nah mate

You will not date a guy/girl if:
They have no personality

Open relationships?
what?

Have you ever had an affair?
never


Sexual deed/experiance you wish you hadn't commited/participated in?
aye at gangbang with the...shut up

What makes you want to kiss someone?
eye contact

Spin the bottle, or 7 minutes in heaven?
fuck my life

Is sex education in schools a good thing?
funny

Future:

Are you positive of what you want to do for a living? If so, what?
I have absolutely no idea, im screwed

At what age do you want to die?
i wana die when death gets the balls up d get me

At what age to you think you will die?
81 years 3 months and 8 days..fuck up

Do you want children? If so, why?
Yes, but not for a long time...why not shit brains?

Do you want to/did you go to school?
I love skool <3


Where do you want to live?
Where i live ni, cudnt leave it

Do you think you will be sucessful in life?
Hope so


Really ask yourself...

Are you happy with the answers you gave on this survey?
Yep

Did you learn something new about yourself?
Yea, i talk shiteeeeeee

What answer do you wish you could change? What would you change it too?
if i wanted d change it id scroll up punk

Did you enjoy this survey?
good fun

Who was your last text from?
Ginger clause

Do you and this person have a good relationship?
Very

Have you ever gotten butterflies from someone?
Brandon flowers about half n hour ago

If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else right now, do you think they would get mad?
Obviously


Where were you at 7:17PM last night?
Watchin the spain match


Besides this, what are you doing right now?
scratchin...dnt ask llf

Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
will i be in you mean haha oj nope

What is something you disliked about your day?
im hungry? haha

What are you listening to?
a dustland fairytale

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
i canny remember

Is it easy for someone to make you smile/laugh?
yea, well i duno

Did you have a dream last night?
I HAVE A DREAM

When will your next kiss be?
Later i think

Did you get anything off your chest toda