Scotty Boy
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- Me, Myself, and I
- You suck - you fucking cunt, get the fuck outa here right now. Get Out. Fuck you. Fuck you, you idiot. You're everything that America should be flushed down the toilet, you fucking turd. Fuck you. Get Out. Get out, you fucking drunk bitch. Take her out! Take her fucking out. Take her to somewhere that's good. Go see fucking Madonna, you fucking idiot piece of shit.... You suck, Bill, you suck. I can yell at the comedian cause I'm a drunk cunt. That gives me carte blanche, I got a cunt, and I'm drunk, I can do anything I want. I dont have a cock, I can yell at performers, cause I'm a fucking idiot, cause I got a cunt!
- Music
- Misty's Big adventure (best live act around), Aphex Twin, The Smiths, Morrissey, Half Man Half Biscuit, New Order, Kevin Saunderson, Adam Freeland, Prodigy, Public Enemy, Daft Punk, DJ Shadow, DJ Pierre, Felix da Housecat, Underworld, Luke Vibert, Autechre, KLF, Prince Buster, Joy Division, Stone Roses, Crass, Dandy Warhols, Suede, Jurassic 5, Divine Comedy, Jesus and Mary Chain, Pixies, Clash, Blur, My Bloody Valentine, Smokey Robinson, Human League, Madness, Happy Mondays, XTC, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Libertines, Desmond Dekker, Lee Perry, Ian Dury, Erasure, Gomez, Echo and the Bunnymen, Graham Coxon, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Arcade Fire, Squarepusher, Dead Kennedys, Cure, PJ Harvey, 2 Many DJ's, Teenage Fanclub, Supergrass, David Bowie, Beck, Less than Jake, Operation Ivy, The Hot Puppies...amongst a few others. Not really into music, as you can tell.
- Films
- Dead Man's shoes (Shane Meadows films in general), Kind Hearts and Coronets, The Godfather, Psycho, Vertigo (most Hitchcock in fact) The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Anchorman, Reservior Dogs, True Romance, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, This is Spinal Tap, Se7en, Clerks, American History X, Big Lebowski, Trainspotting, The Motorcycle Diaries...amongst thousands of others.
- Sports
- Coventry City. As bad as it sounds. So too Weymouth. We fuckin hate Yeovil!
- Scared Of
- My own shadow. It's reet hard.
- Happiest When
- Being left alone....Sleeping.
- Things that fuck me off...
- I'll tell you what boils my p*ss, these adverts for sex chatlines you get in newspapers. Some smart lass in a bikini top with the strapline "Flirt with me!"
Flirt? f*cking flirt? For £1.50 a minute I want her to pretend to be rubbing her fanny and enjoying it, while I say things like "Swallow it all, you dorty hoo-wah!"
F*cking flirt.
I'll bid you good gloryholing day.
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Top of the Pops
Bah! It seems everywhere one looks a teary-eyed bitch is bawling their eyes out about the demise of the BBC’s televisual music programme Top of the Pops.
Damn them all, what?
A bunch of herberts wearing thick outdoor coats and droning on tunelessly about not looking back in anger and wonderwalls isn’t music. If they’d dared show such impertinence in the 1940s they’d have been shipped off to the colonies and thanked you for it.
In my day, we appreciated music for what it was: a pleasing melody, innocent lyrics, a gentle human voice mumbling on in insipid fashion until one was dulled into a catatonic stupor by the sheer fucking emptiness of it all. There was no anger back then, but this was in the days before the European Union and ITV4, what?
I blame those young shavers from Liverpool. Four dreadful caterwaulers with their twisting and shouting, boasts of walrusdom and letting it be.
One doesn’t wish to be unkind, but they were rotten shits to a man. I remember taking a day trip to Londonium in the late 60s and having my afternoon spoiled by having to listen to their wailing from a nearby rooftop. I couldn’t have been happier when the rozzers appeared and stuck a truncheon up their ‘arris, what?
Oh for the days of Vera Lynn! Now there was a woman. She could teach the Spice Girls a thing or two, let me tell you. Chiefly how to sing the same song every year until she could no longer stand for fear of pissing her tights, but still, you get my point.
My dear, late wife Enid was in a skiffle band back in the 1950s. She used to work herself up to a frenzy on the washboard, but that isn’t for here.
Enid and the band were very popular around the North West, where they’d perform storming sets with remarkably little loss of life. Then rock and, indeed, roll pitched its unwelcome tent on their back lawn and forced me to start a metaphoric phrase I couldn’t finish. The swines!
Enid was never the same after that. Well, she was dead for a start. A terrible accident with a hairnet and bottle of salad cream that to this day I can’t bring myself to discuss.
She and I had a favourite record that I still play today to remind me of happier times.
Sure, it’s scratched like a long-nailed leper but if you listen very carefully you can just about hear dear Val Doonican singing ‘I’ll Dull Your Brain, You See If I Don’t.’
Something the Franz Kaisers and Chief Ferdinands of this world might like to reflect on, what?
Well I can’t hang about here conversing with the likes of you. The new album from Snoop Dog’s arrived and Bunty Farquarson informs me that ‘it’s da shit’
Laters!
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Well well well, we meet again Mr Machine!!!!! Heard you had a good craic in Londonium with the crew, raging i missed it, TT and Jdog were filling me in on the happenings. Getting close to footie season again and you know what that means...."Here i come Manchester!!!!", thinking of heading over to London to see Kieran in September if you fancy heading down that way for a weekend of discussion, wine, cheese and most of all to see all the wonderful tourist attractions it has to offer. Well laters Hernbake, say hello to Alice.
Hallo!!!! How are you?? I am used to be friend with you. I am not seen for long time. How were you? I had been english lesson. Please call my back. Thanks you.
F**king rite i enjoyed it, enjoyed all the way into the small hours in Krakow with my Polski friends!!!!lol. How about you?
alirte scotty boy,
hows things wi you? just passing through so i thought id share some love. tell alice i said hi xxxx
hi ya
sorry hunni just been real busy wi uni work and stuff. hows u hunni? we defo have de meet up soon and get a wee nite out. so how's the job hunting goin or u just leavin it for another medeval lol xxxx
Well the man Machin, how was New Year in the Land of the Manc? Did you drink like the perverbial fish? Pretty much done that here in Belvegas. Did you hear about the freakin' Siberian snow storm that hit us here, felt like a f**king Inuit. Well nothing new to report at the mo' apart from that friendly and well thought of organisation the CSA are royally screwing me up the ass again...the Bastids!!!!!Stinging me to the tune of 300 smackers a month. F**k me, why i oughtta?!!!!!!
Hey Scotty Boy, how's the form in Manc land?!! Up to much over Silly season. Heading the The 'Dam on Wed for some well earned smoketastic relaxation and 'Shrooms. Back over in Manchester around Feb time, just after Munich memorial to see the derby.
Well that makes it all right, is every penny of the money going up the nose then.
You actually remind a bit of mickey jay fox. why is he not on your lookilikey thingy?
My nigga!
Things are swell. What have you been testin this time? I am working away like a little beaver these days.
By the way Pierce Brosnan 73%?
Johnny Depp 75%?
Cary Grant 75%?
Kiether Sutherland 73%?
Your having a free standing victorian brass baff, ain't ya!
alrite hunni,
hows alice did she recover after her birthday. was great de c you and her again. we should meet up soon again for a couple of drink or something what ye reckon? oh how u gettin on in medeveal?
riteo hunni well be in thier about 8 im goin send ye a wee private mail ok xx
alrite hunni,
so whats the plans for sat nite? so lookin 4ward to cin use xxx
alrite hunni,
hows u? did you and alice go out for her birthday send ye a mesg di tell her i wished her happy birthday and that. well go to go here sure ill chat de you soon xxx
sorry bout the delay, i am lazy!! vick is all good, she's working away. i am kknackered as usual! xx
Now how am i supposed to find u in the masses!! Ive forgotton ur surname, ur living somewhere in England and I dont have ur email! That would be easy ... not!!
Hopefully they\'ll collapse like the pack off doorty commie lovin\' bastids the are!!!
Well the Man Machine, i\'ll be over in Manc on Sat and Sun for the Chelski game fella if you fancy hooking up for a few pints?