I hate haveing bad hair days! This colour is being a pain in the ass.What should I do? Missed my hairdresser the other day and I'm going crazy!

Full Name : Joshua Joel Wilkie
Nickname : Josh and many others that aren't appropriate for this page
Single or Taken : Singularity is my speciality
Gender : Male
What are you wearing : Wouldn't you like to know... Too-Long Jeans, two white tshirts (its cold outside!) and a red zippder/hoodie
Where do you live: Paisley though I wish it were somewhere else
Righty or lefty: Right as God intended us to be

Faves .. x
Colour: Blues and Greens, plus throw in a few bright ones. Oh anf Fire Engine Red
Subjects in school/college: Art, Chemistry, Geography
Drink: Water
Alcoholic drink: I drink Cider if I'm in the country but thats it

Sport: A session in the gym
Months: June and December
Breakfast: When taking a break from Coco Pops I usually have Pain au Chocolat and if I'm really lucky... A Danish
Aftershave: Hugo Boss - Hugo and Boss, Davidoff Cool Water, Givenchy Pour Homme

Ever .. x

Bungee Jumped: No
Gone Snorkelling: Yes... ooh look at the pretty fish!
Got your tongue stuck on an ice pole: I'm too hot for that to happen
Broken a bone: No bones, maybe my nose...
Came close to dying: Every second brings us that little bit closer
Been in a sauna: Oooh yeah! It's me that makes it hot in there
Been in the ocean: I've been in the Indian and Atlantic Oceans
Fallen asleep in school: maybe
Broken someone's heart: Yeah but she was like such a bitch
Cried when someone died : No - I'm emotionally constipated
Flashed someone: Now that would open up a whole new can of worms
Fell off your chair: Yes hehehe those are the best kinds of moments
Saved MSN conversations: No I have a photographic memory
Saved e-mails: Don't they save themselves?
Fallen out with your best friend: I don't have one
Had Chicken pox: Yes and still got the scars
Had Sore Throat: Repeatedly
Believed in love at first sight: What a load of bollocks
Liked school: Yes, sadly
What schools have you gone to: Heriot Primary, Gleniffer High & Home School in Africa
Loved anyone: I love myself, does that count?

What is .. x

Your room like: In limbo between tidy and untidy
The last thing you said: How was you summer?
Beside you: My lab report
Last thing you ate: A vitamin pill but before that a bowl of Coco Pops
What kind of shampoo do you use: Baby Shampoo or Shwartzkoff

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Who Was the last person you yelled at: My sister for some reason... ah she wasn't going to bed!
Who was the last person who broke your heart: Like I said emotional constipation.
Who was the last person who told you they loved you: My dad, or was it my mum? Can't remember I just said I loved myself...

Do You/Are You .. x

Do you like filling these out: Not if I could be finishing lab reports
Do you wear contacts or glasses: Glasses but I'm not in need of them
Do you like yourself: Of course I do - I love myself!
Do you get along with your family : All except that snooty sister of mines who is a rebel
Do you do drugs: Um... is the police watching this? Nah
Have piercings below the waist: There are things that don't get raised in polite conversation
Stolen anything over £50: I've stolen my mums car before - long story
Obsessive: dunno
Anorexic: I had a kind of mix between anoerxia and bilemia a few months ago. Then I realised I was actually allowed to eat 3000 calories a day and so now I'm obese - nah I'm perfectly healthy.
Depressed: I have down moment but I'm not depressed
Suicidal: Life is for living, get over it people!

(BTW am I being psycho analysed?)

Final Questions .. x

What are you listening to right now: Murder On The Dancefloor by Sophie Ellis-Bextor
How many buddies are on your list: lots
What did you do yesterday: Uni, shopping, played my Wii, went to the gym
Hate someone in your family: Now now!
Do you wanna get married: I'm moving to Swaziland so I can get married 20 times
What do you dream about: I don't dream at night really, but during the day I dream about a successfulo acting career

1. UK houses are built to withstand winds of up to 300 mph - more than hurricane speed.

2. Swaziland is an absolute monarchy - ie whatever the king says goes. Oh and the king gets a new wife for his harem each year - not bad.

3. If you look at a worm the pointy end is its head and the blunt end is its arse. Worms are hairy as well. And they can't swim.

4. Turning the ignition on when the car is in gear is a VERY BAD IDEA. I manged to push the car with my bare hands after doing this.

5. Coke ZERO tastes better than DIET coke.

6. I've never been ID'd until 6 months after I turned 18.

7. The bar in Glasgow Cineworld is really quiet... oh hang on that was at midnight...

8. The H20 molecule doesn't exist as a liquid (ie water) - only as a gas. Liquid water is a combination of H30 and OH ions in the liquid state.

9. Natural Gas doesn't have a smell... we add a smell to it (ethyl thiol - the smelliest compound known to man)

10. Large snakes suck as anacondas and pythons still have hip joints.