When did you and your number 1 become friends?
bout a year and a half ago id say..

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an M?
yup!

How's your Life lately?
pretty good actually...

Do you believe in love at first sight?
hmmmm... nah beleive in lust at first sight haha!

Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
course not!

Do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
no lol... i dont hate anyone haha!! lotta hate in this quiz eh!

What was the main subject of your last telephone conversation?
nothing tbh... just gibbering away!! haha!

Explain what you will be doing in three hours:
probs sleeping me thinks

If something was wrong, who is the first guy you would go to?
hmm .. guy? probs keir!

Who is the first girl you would go to?
lisa!

Have you ever cried in front of your number one?
haha!! ye think so!!

What is your favorite season?
summer.. defos

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
ye and no... was out wayyyy more this time last year

Does someone like you?
i should hope so... haha!!

What would you say if the last person that you kissed called you and said that they wanted you?
id be a bit shocked and freaked out tbh... haha!

What's the sweetest thing that anyone has said to you?
.... awww i could say a few things but ill not embarass any. but it was cute!

Is the last person that you had a conversation with a male or a female?
Male..

Why were you last sad?
cant remember .. so it couldnt of been that major!

What should you be doing?
emmm. i dunno? .. what should i be doing?

Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
depends... like to think i think about the present (wooow tounge twister..)... but the past has some good memories... and who knows wats gonna happen in the future!

Are promises important to you?
yep!

Who was the last person besides yourself to touch something on your face?
hahaha!! emmm... i cant rememer the last time i had my face touched tbh!! haha!

How long do you have until your birthday?
bout 5 months

What is the status of you and the last person you held hands with?
BF

Name someone whose name starts with the letter "C"?
Claire...

Did the last person you kissed have tattoos?
nope!!! altho i had a dream last night that he did... was kinda hot!! haha!

Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
ye probs.. but what wud be the fun in that!?

Have your past mistakes made you wiser?
wow thats deep.. em ye suppose they have! ..... still make them tho. who doesnt!

Is it easy to make you cry?
haha!! em... ye sometimes! lol... only if its a sad movie or something

Once a cheater, always a cheater?
.... depends on the person i guess!

Do you know anyone that has the same last name as you, besides family?
1st name ye.... 2nd name no!

Who would be the first person to know if you got pregnant?
pros lisa... haha!! sake .. pregnancy and everything in this quiz. im feeling kinda uncomfortable now

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
yeaaah course!

Who was the last person you told you loved them?
keir...

Think back eight months ago, were you single?
emmmm... when was that.. july/august? then nope!

Are you okay with the life you live?
yeah... im doing aright thanks!

At the beginning of 2010, who were you in a relationship with?
keir

Have you ever not had a new years kiss?
nope.... everyone manages to grab a wee kiss or two, even if its just a kiss on the cheek! haha!

How old do you wish you are when you die?
hmmmm lifting the mood again... i hope im old, and peacefull, and happy

who was the last person to call you cute?
cant think tbh...

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
..ye course i wud!

How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
errrmmm.... i think its only 3...

Have you ever t

Do you think you'll have the same boyfriend/girlfriend a year from now?
Ye.. id like to think so

Were you single on Valentine's Day?
its valentines in a few weeks... hmmm last year i think i was tho

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
haha.. dunno Cant rememeber!

What is something you disliked about your day?
hmmm.. nothings really that bad tbh

What's the last thing you said out loud?
BAYYWATCH!! haha!... doing a quiz in class.. can see we work hard eh!

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
not really no...

Do you think the drinking age should be lowered to 18?
it is 18 haha!!

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
yep.. a few spring to mind! i like to think im myself around ever1 anyway lol... but i suppose i keep my weirdness for the special ones! haha!

Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
he has both.. so im lucky!!

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i dont think i have...

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
nope!

Do you think relationships are hard?
fuk ye!! haha!! ... nah oj. depends really

Have you ever tried your hardest, then got disappointed later on?
ye at monopoly the other night.. im telling ya.. the boy had some sort of secret n how to KICK MY ASS!

What did you do for the 4th of july this past year?
huh? i cant even remember last week.... never mind last 4th july. haha!

What was the last term of endearment you used [babe, hun, dear, etc]?
hun probs.. haha!! Dear.. i love that word! lol

Who was last to smack your butt?
keir.. it was more of a Wallop tho.. had a hefty hand print on ma toosh for hours! thanks!

What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
In the shower

This time last year, do you remember who you liked?
yup!!

Do you have a hard time trusting people?
nope... im pretty good at telling who i can and cant trust i think!

In the summer do you see yourself in a relationship?
yep ... Cant wait to get a holiday on the go... miss the sun!!

Connection between you and the last person that texted you?
My bf

Can you recall the last time you liked someone?
Ye now!! haha!..

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
hmmmmm... haha!! who knows!! i hope so

If you can donate blood, but don't, what is your reason?
i cant stand needles.. and the sight of blood

Do you experience hyperactivity after drinking an energy drink?
only when theyre mixed with vodka!! haha..

Have you ever dated someone just because of their looks?
hmmmm probs when i was younger..

What was something you always got in trouble for as a kid?
fighting with kev probs haha!!

Do you care more about yourself, or other people?
other people probs... but gotta look after no1 aswell i suppose!!

Which valentine's day has been the best so far?
that one when i was like 8 and i gave the boy in my class a card he went red!! ahh it was love! haha!! nah oj... i aint had a gr8 one yet!!

Do you think sex before marriage is wrong?
Nope... gotta try before you buy i suppose! haha!

Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Duno equal really

Are you picky about who you give your number to?
i am now ye... cuz i cant be bothered with calls and text i dont want!

Have you ever been called heartless?
no! haha!!..

Were you mad about the way you woke up this morning?
yep!! woke up an hour after my alarm went off (snooze is the shizzle like!) ... but then i had to rush about.. didnt get breakkie.. but hey still made it!

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
ye.. but not too old

How was your weekend?
chilled out ...

What kind of cake do you prefer on your birthday?
aint had a bday cake in aggggeeesss wats that all about!!

Where does your dad live?
In monifieth!

How many followers do you have on Twitter?
Dont have twitter... d

Keir - We're off the bus cuz the girl was sick. I wanna take a puff on my cancer stick!

Keir- What songs u got on that?
Keri- Err.. Basshunter, DJ Hixxy and that David Ghetto one!
Keir- Haha. David Ghetto!...Mudafucka!

Gary- I'm in the mood for a big stinkin pizza!....Or a crepe!

Mel- Ahhh. That pidgeons got a mohican!

Mel- Fuck sake, joy riding bus driver.
Keir- Ken. I hink he's away to start doing dohnuts in the car park!

Keir- You ken you're in Glasgow when the lady voice in the elevator says... "Goin' Doon... Thurd Flare!

Mel- Omg. Check that guys eyes. He's fucked. He's like Jordan's son Harvey!

Keir- Who's on, who's on, Who's on fuckin bebo?!

Keir- Aww yes. i just got a fluent pish!

Funny Stuff

Gary spewin!

Keir falling on beads.

Keri chompin on a mars bar with chocolate all over her chops... "Like chewing a BRICK!"

Nuns taking the piss outa the police.

Gary drawing HTID on his face. But as he done it in the mirror, he didn't realise he had spelled DITH... and yes... the D was also backwards!

Keir bursting a condom on his head.

The guy who opened the door of a portaloo and flashed some poor girls fud!!

Gary who opened the door of a portaloo and flashed KERI's fud!!

Keir hillucinating and thinking the sign language guy on the tele was a raver in a white boiler suit.

Boy falling over the fence.

Keir stealing policemans water.

Mad druggie walking round asking everyone "You alright for sweeties?.. Aright for sweets? No worries mate. What bout you? You sorted for sweeties?"

Keir sliding down arena stairs on his arse.


WHAT A WEEKEND!!... ROLL ON NEXT YEAR!!