You know you live in 2007 when...







1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.















2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.















3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace.















4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.















6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.














7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.















8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.














9. You were too busy to notice there wasn't a number five.














10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.












11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.









12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

* Name: Simon Partington
* Your Nickname(s): Si, Liveo, Party
* Birthday: 5th june
* Place of Birth: Wigan
* Star Sign: Gemini
* Male Or Female: Male
* School: George Ward
* Occupation: Student
* Live In: Melksham
* Screen Name: Liveo Thanks for the memories Robbie I Love You So Much Nikki You're Everything To Me says:



*Your Appearance*

* Eye Colour: Blue
* Hair Color: Brown
* Height: 6ft maybe
* Braces: Use to
* Glasses: no
* Piercings: no
* Tattoo's: no but wouldnt mind one
* Righty or Lefty: Right hand and left foot

*Your Firsts*

* First Best Friend: Rasheel
* First Award: Top boy (Everton schoolboys)
* First Sport You Joined: Football
* First Pet: Bronte - dog
* First Real Vacation: Majorca
* First Love: Nikki Sprules

*Favorites*

* TV programme: Match of The Day
* Colour: Red
* Disney Character:
* Friends: Ian, Gaskin, Malone and Mehdi of course loads that i can't be botherd to mention lol
* Movie: Step up
* Bands: JME, Dizzee Rascal, Eminem
* Song: Usher - U got it bad
* Sport To Watch: Football
* Store: JJB
* School Subject: History or Pe
* Animal: Dogs
* Book: Steven Gerrards autobiography
* Magazine: Nuts
* Shoes: Puma Bostons

*Currently*

* Eating: suprisingly not
* Drinking: water
* Online: yesh
* Listening To: Eminem cleaning out my closet
* Thinking About: the next question
* Wishing: no
* Watching: the screen
* Wearing: school uniform (just got back)

*Your Future*

* Want Kids: Yeah
* Want to be Married: Yeah
* Careers in Mind: Journalist or football coach
* Where Do You Want To Live: England

*Which Is Better With The Opposite Sex*

* Hair Colour: Blonde
* Hair Length: Longish
* Eye Colour: Blue
* Cute or Sexy: Both
* Lips or Eyes: Eyes
* Huggles or Kisses: Both
* Short or Tall: Shorter than me
* Easygoing or Serious: Both
* Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
* Fatty or Skinny: Both
* Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
* Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
* Sweet or Caring: Both
* Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble

*Have You Ever*

* Kissed a Stranger: yeah
* Had Alcohol: Yeah
* Smoked: No
* Ran Away: To my garage lol
* Got an X-ray: Yeah
* Broken Someones Heart: Dont know
* Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
* Turned Someone Down: Yeah
* Cried When Someone Died: Yeah
* Cried At School: Yeah

*Do You Believe In*

* God: Yeh
* Miracles: Yeh
* Love At First sight: Yeh
* Ghost: Nope
* Aliens: Nope
* Soul Mates: Yezzer
* Heaven: Yeh
* Hell: Yeh
* Kissing on The First Date: Yeah
* Horoscopes: NO!
* Is There Someone You Want But You Can't Have? I got everything i need

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th classers who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!