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• Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...

  
  In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.
  
  1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they're well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I've never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.
  
  2.) They're useful. In this tech-savvy world, it's great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.
  
  3.) They're more romantic than they're given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.
  
  4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like 'em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like 'em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.
  
  5.) They've got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?
  
  6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it'll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they're more attentive than guys who "have more options". Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they'll likely have mental lists of all the things they'd love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.
  
  7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I'm not really familiar with this myself, but I've friends who've been intimate with geek guys and it's raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.
  
  8.) They're relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you're not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?
  
  9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won't have to worry much about your geek guy getting his "groove" on with club hotties because, frankly, he'll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won't have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he'll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I've seen this happen.
  Me: "Eww. Victoria Secret's Models... They're so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!"
  Geek Guy: "ooooooo..."
  Me: "Hey!" *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
  Geek Guy: "What?"
  Me: "Never mind..."
  
  10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you'll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he'll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn't want to go someplace with you, you won't have to worry much about what he's up to. You'll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It's ok. He's used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.
  
  11.) His friends aren't jerks. I can't stress this enough. You'll more likely get "Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!" than "Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on..." They're awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-

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• nerd jokes!!!

  1)
  What's the square root of 69?
  
  Eight an' a bit..
  
  
  2)
  An exponential walks into a bar. He pulls up a bar stool sits down and asks the bar man for a pint.
  
  Over in the corner theres a large group of functions, sines, cosines logs all sitting around having a laugh telling jokes and sharing stories.
  
  The bar man comes over and asks the exponential why he's all alone and not over having fun with the other functions.
  
  The exponential answers in a low voice, "I tried to integrate but nothing happened
  
  
  
  3)
  Proof that 2 = 1
  a = b (Let's pick two equal numbers, a and b.)
  a^2 = a b (Multiply both sides by a.)
  a^2 - b^2 = a b - b^2 (Subtract b^2 from both sides.)
  (a - b)(a + b) = b (a - b) (Factor each side using algebra.)
  a + b = b (Cancel the common factor on both sides )
  b + b = b ; 2b = b (Substitute a = b (step 1) and simplify)
  2 = 1 Divide both sides by b and voila!
  
  
  4)
  They say that alcohol and calculus do not mix....
  THEREFORE...
  
  Never drink and derive
  
  
  5)
  
  To prove: Girls are evil
  
  Proof:
  
  Girls take time and money
  
  Girls=Time x Money
  
  But Time is money
  
  Time=Money
  
  Therefore, Girls = Money^2
  
  As we all know money is the root of all evil
  
  Money = Evil^0.5
  
  Thus Girls = (Evil^0.5)^2
  Girls = Evil
  
  Oh my lord run for your lives
  
  

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• there is just no time to study...see?

  Typical academic year for a student.
  
  1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. If
  God can do it, etc. Days left 313.
  
  2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
  study. Not our fault. Days left 263.
  
  3. Sleep - very important to get at least 8 hours a day which adds up
  to 130 days.
  Days left 141.
  
  4. Play - all work and no play is no good to nobody. So 1 hour for
  daily playing means 15 days.
  Days left 126.
  
  5. Eating - gotta keep your strength up. 2 hours daily for food [chew
  properly and allow proper digestion] means 30 days.
  Days left 96.
  
  6. Talking - [wo]man is a social animal. Must talk otherwise you'd go
  mad. So 1 hour for talking means 15 days.
  Days left 81.
  
  7. Exams - not much point studying if you don't show up for the exams.
  Exam days per year at least 35 days.
  Days left 46.
  
  8. Bank Holidays etc. - if everybody else gets them off then its only
  fair we do too. Quarterly, half yearly and festival holidays is 40
  days.
  Balance 6 days.
  
  9. Sickness - everybody gets sick. Not our fault. At least 3 days.
  Remaining days 3.
  
  10. Family Occasions - have to show up for these. At least 2 days.
  1 day left.
  
  11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day?
  Balance: 0 days
  
  So don't be too hard on yourself. As Spiderman's grandma told him, go
  easy on yourself, you're not superman you know.

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