Work like you don't need the money.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Sing like nobody's listening.

Live like its Heaven on Earth.

Life is Beautiful, Live with no regrets....

Zeeah & Yah Don't Stop....

Whats yo name?

Have we met?

Are we friends?

What waz ur first impression of me?

Do you still think the same?

Describe me in 1 word.

Wud ya call me?

Wud ya giv me yo numba?

How well do u think u know me?

How would you entertain me?

How would you like me to entertain you?

Give me a nikname.

Whyd ya pick that name?

are ya guna stik thiz on yo blog n see what i say bout you?

A store that sells wives has just opened in New York City, where a man may go to choose a wife. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

“You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the women increases as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch ….. You may choose any woman from a particular floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a man goes to the Wife Store to find a wife.

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These women are drop-dead gorgeous, love the Lord, and are extremely hardworking.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These women are drop-dead gorgeous, love the Lord, are extremely hardworking and will have you kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These women are drop-dead gorgeous, love the Lord, are extremely hardworking, will have your kids and take care of all your needs.

“Wow,” he thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

He goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These women are drop-dead gorgeous, love the Lord, are extremely hardworking, will have your kids, take care of all your needs, and have a strong romantic streak.

“Oh, mercy me!, he exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still he goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These women are drop-dead gorgeous, love the Lord, are extremely hardworking, will have your kids, take care of all your needs, have a strong romantic streak, and are exceptionally skilled to do handy man jobs around the house.

He is so tempted to stay, but he goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor number 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that men are absolutely impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Wife Store and please do not attempt to come again! Watch your step as you stumble out the building through the exit door, and have nice day!