Ali Sayed
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check it...
www.beasttube.com good for a giggle or more depending what ur into0 comentarios 833 días
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check this out bitches
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fcJm_LqZeJY
they called him boss....boss n%&#er0 comentarios 864 días
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Those heady days when the western world went insane..............
September
9/11: The attacks change forever the British convention for placing the day before the month in dates.
12th: Washington informs Tony Blair of attack on US.
13th: The immediate aftermath of the attacks generates fear and paranoia across America. Angry shoppers beat up a woman who's put a towel on her head to dry her hair, while people whose faces look like aeroplanes are subject to 24-hour curfew. Citizens for whom this is 'a bad time' include Tiara Ryzst, Tray Njinkampps, Mo Jardine, Moss Lamb, the Twain-Towers family, and Will and Tray d'Senta.
14th: Airlines report no one willing to fly. Bush insists this is a sign of defiance and commissions Hollywood to make films in which being scared to go on an aeroplane is an act of bravery. Filming immediately commences on an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called Absolute Refusal about a businessman who cannot face boarding a plane but heroically makes a meeting in Cairo by crossing the Atlantic on a pedalo.
16th: Speculation about US retaliation grows. Expert opinion is divided over whether the 'medievalist' regime of Afghanistan should be bombed back to the Stone Age or forward into the twenty-first century. The prevailing Hawk argument runs: 'There's a big stone at the back of the Stone Age and we'll bomb them so hard back into that, they'll bounce all the way forward to 2002.'
19th: The pop singer Michael Jackson is refused permission to lie down and sing songs from his new album into the World Trade Centre rubble.
21st: Tony Blair declares that Britain must share in America's pain as Education Secretary Estelle Morris announces plans for children to drop French and instead spend two hours a day chewing gum. And as a mark of respect, all future Prom concerts will feature orchestras using baseball bats instead of bows.
26th: Bush cheers American nation by launching Operation Death Unto Allah. Concern from coalition partners that this might constitute some sort of gaffe.
27th: There are delays in sending American special forces to Afghanistan when the entire air force refuse to fly in a plane.
30th: Twelve days after the collapse of the World Trade Centre, amazed rescue workers uncover an entire office floor that is still doing business. Despite falling 890 feet and being buried under 12,000 tons of rubble, all workers at Leeman Sachs Trading Inc are unharmed. They have remained at their desks since the bank's Tokyo HQ saw television pictures of the burning towers, called them up and ordered them to keep working. 'We were still sitting at our desks when we landed in the rubble,' said one dealer. 'I actually completed three transactions on the way down.' In fact trading at the buried floor has been so good since 11 September, the bank may sue the New York Fire Dept for digging them out.
October
3rd: While donations pour into New York, a suppressed report reveals that a huge benefit concert held last month for victims of the Pentagon attack raised just $21. The show, featuring REM, Bon Jovi, Beck and the Rolling Stones, took place in a purpose-built, 50,000-seat arena on the Pentagon lawn but despite saturation advertising only attracted 74 fans. Sources say that the Pentagon attack, already notorious as 'a TV dud', is now badly in need of a relaunch.
4th: The US public is still so sensitive to images of New York that Woody Allen is forced to remake Manhattan shot for shot but with all views of the city taken out. Furious that the new version, Quebec, will lack resonance, the director comforts himself by giving the part of Diane Keaton to eight 17-year-old girls.
6th: American Airlines launches a controversial emergency campaign to persuade Americans to fly again. Posters put up in every major American city show a fearful businessman reading a newspaper over the words 'Get the hell out while you can! Australia from $120.'
7th: Bush announces the start of Operation Bomb Islamics. He tells the US that coalition members agree this title0 comentarios 1078 días
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Eoin Ahernhace 31 semanasits just the second song they review and the old dude talkin bout that dance. the ol doll in the one u sent mes pretty hot yo! oh yeah that old dude interviews stuart from mogwai aswell its pretty gas.
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Eoin Ahernhace 31 semanas
i nearly pissed myself watchin this the other day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35BEt...
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Eoin Ahernhace 33 semanas
mihael fuckin jackson!
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Eoin Ahernhace 34 semanas
ya lets do that! we can beat up some old people too
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Eoin Ahernhace 38 semanas
come down to cork for paddies day well get blotto!
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hace 38 semanas
Eoin Ahern
sure all the coolers are doin it these days, maybe you can take up fly fishing instead, but there no point and goin fishing without a few cans! stamp collecting thats also good, after a bottle of vodka that is. your screwed!!
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Caen Hhace 43 semanashad a great time, museums and pints all the way. check out the imperial war museum, v2 rockets and tanks, some other crazy shit as well.
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hace 46 semanas
Andy McAndy
Thats rediculous!!!! 'Neh neh neh neh...' lovin the communist synth line. My lord Barry, you're the tops!
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hace 47 semanas
John Gavin
good man barry! good to hear from ya... alls well here, doin our best to make ends meet, we shared a turkey with the parish and i got two lumps of coal and an orange for christmas so i cant complain. am down home still about to commit homocide...what u at these days?
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Mary Ronanhace 48 semanashey stranger. hope life has been going gud for ya since i last saw u in LIT (sigh, how the years have flown by) Have a great xmas mate
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hace 52 semanas
Mark Cosgrave
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Caen Hhace 52 semanas
2 days til i sleep on a dead iraqi war criminals floor, with u around it should be called chemical city
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hace 53 semanas
Caen H
youd funckin better. was out on the serious batter last night, my grandfather got a cork football award so i had free beamish followed by a maggoty bottle of highl;y recommended deriously cheap dunphys whiskey, i still have the shakes, a welcome return to the dole. have some of my hungover gay love
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hace 53 semanas
Eoin Ahern
tis a possibility !! let me stay in your gaff!!
im thinking of joining a rugby club before i come up so if i get shot people will actually give a shit arf arf!! -
Peter Bruntonhace 53 semanasthe plan is to stay on the dole n try n find work placement with a web design company.. to get experience n stuff n hopefully they'll start feelin sorry for me and start paying me real money.. i'd start looking for a proper job only i dont think there's much hope at the moment i havnt seen a web design job advertised in ages.. if i dont feel like thats working out i might apply for a computer science masters next year.. any other craic with yourself..
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Ali Sayedhace 53 semanasdont remember but i prob was giving out about college, ya know me i love whining.The course is really cool at same time its just really heavy.ill be making a date in diary for the out on a limb party alright, it'll be the best thing that happened in this town in a long time, what are planning to do in galway?
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Peter Bruntonhace 53 semanas
alright eyebrows.. ya i vaguely remember bumpin into ya alright im still down in kerry gettin seriously sick of it at this stage tho gona head up to Galway after xmas tho.. hows the course going.. i recall you were giving out about the amout projects r sumtng the other night.. will you b at the out on a limb birthday gig..
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Caen Hhace 53 semanas
alright fuckhead, i think im gonna be in limerick for this out on a limb yoke, any parties? how are u gettin?
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Eoin Ahernhace 55 semanas
hows everything goin with you! i found some mushies the other week there and kind of went mad on them for a week. had a bit of a mental holiday. my brain has now returned to its initial state i hope? anyway im gonna be workin for an post over the christmas period. im in kahoots with santa claus so anyone acting the shit aint getin no presents. fuck, i also got a ceo form today gonna go back to college cos im runnin out of options n i dont want to be on the dole for the rest of me days. sure its only 4 fuckin years!!!
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Gillybeanhace 61 semanasJesus so many questions! I forgot about Limerick already. The booze seems to have killed off too many brain cells. Ya my old bosses offered me interior design work. I order shit off the internet from home for 11 apartments. It's piss easy and only about 2 days of work a week. Better than being a dole bunny. I don't fancy the queuing.
I didn't manage to get up to Stanhope. Caen went up with Peter and Fi though and they all said he was brilliant. Jammy bastards. Birthday boy eh? Cool, let me know where the drinks are being consumed if you decide to come down!
Barry snorkling in Croatia.... monged!
Andy McAndy 0 respuestasTruelife still of Barry at a wedding in Barcelona
Andy McAndy 0 respuestasThats You and I dancing at the Smashing Pumpkins. Everythin else in the pic is mutes because the two of us are havin such a good time
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