Caity
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- Jest z nami od: April 2005
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zamknij O mnie
- Motto
- cherry cherry boom boom
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
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amused by little things.
VERY' Oppinionated.
a touch too honest..
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↓ scroooll
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zamknij Blog
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two things..
2 things that....
Two Names You Go By:
1.Caity
2.Cait
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. superdry sweats
2. sweeden vest
Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
1. Trust
2. Fun
Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
1. Sleep
2. Shop
Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. another day off
2. a holiday
Two pets you had/have:
1. zimmie my beloved cat
2. honey my first hamster
Two people who will fill this out:
1. no idea
2. we will see
Two things you did last night:
1. worked
2. had a smoke
Two things you ate today
1. a yoghurt
2. thats it lol
Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Mum
2. Danielle
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. working..
2. swimming..
Two Longest Car Rides:
1. used to go camping to spain...
2. and france alot when i was little
Two Favourite Holidays:
1. Creta
2. Amsterdam
Two favorite Alcoholic beverages:
1. rum or vodka
2. cider or wine lol0 komentarzy 1031 dni
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the voodoo dildo joke! absolute classic!!!
A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will be the longest he has been on. He also knows that she tries hard not to cheat and has done less and less. Having given up smoking he knows how hard it is to shake an addiction so he decides to go to a sex shop to get her something to keep her amused.
On his way home he goes to a little sex shop. He looks around for a bit but doesnt really find anything satisfactory. Just as he is about to leave the owner calls him over.
"Your looking for something special?"
"Yes, i need something to keep my wife busy while im away so she wont cheat"
The owner looks at him hard then reaches under the counter and pulls out a small wooden box with mystical carvings and pictures on it. He slides off the lid and inside sits a carved wooden dildo.
"Whats so special about that?" asks the man
"Watch... Voodoo dildo door"
To the mans suprise the dildo rises from the box and starts fucking the keyhole of the door.
"Voodoo dildo box"
The dildo stops and drops back into its box.
"Thats amazing i'll take it"
After paying for it he walks home with a smile on his face. The next morning after packing he gives his wife her present. At first she is dubious but after showing her the door trick she seems quite pleased, so he leaves on his trip.
After a week she feels then need for a shag but as she wants to stop cheating she instead gets out the dildo.
"Voodoo dildo my pussy"
The dildo rises obediently from the box and starts to shag her brains out.
A hour and ten orgasms later she feels better. Through all the sexual exstasy however she forgets the turn off command. And as she is well into orgasm numer eleven she cant think straight. she trys to pull it out to stop it but it doesnt work, so she deciedes that she will have to go to hospital to have it removed.
In the car on the way there she has another orgasm that makes her swerve dangerously. A police officer see's this and pulls her over. He walks up to the window which she rolls down.
"Have you been drinking?"
"No" The now destrought woman replys
"A voodoo dildo is shagging me and i cant get it to stop im on my way to hospital to have it removed"
"Voodoo dildo" the officer laughs "My arse"0 komentarzy 1106 dni
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4 things...
4 jobs you've had
creche carer
ice cream waitress
bar manager
toy seller
four movies you can watch over n over
wedding crashers
pineapple express
romeo 'n' juliet
dumb 'n' dumber
four places you want to discover
new york
thailand
new zealand
turkey
four tv shows you love to watch
miami ink
the hills
grand design
shameless
four places you have been on holiday
greece
holland
denmark
california
four websites I visit daily
facebook
hotmail
ebay
bebo
four of my favorite foods
ratatouille
quorn stir fry
thai green curry
big bean soup
four of your favourite tipples
vodka 'n' pussy energy
sailor jerry 'n' soda
amaretto, lime 'n' soda
ursus on the rocks
four things you can't live without
my phone
my wallet
my passport
my bed
four activities you love
swimming
ski-ing
walking
climbing
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zamknij The Best Profile Survey
| Name : | Caity | |
| Nick Name : | missile blondie | |
| Eye Color: | turquoise | |
| Hair Color: | blonde | |
| Piercings: | eight.. | |
| Tatoos: | still designing | |
| Overused Phrase: | stead yourself | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | lentil curry | |
| Candy: | malteasers | |
| Number: | 8 | |
| Color: | blue | |
| Animal: | elephant | |
| Drink: | sailor jerry 'n' soda | |
| Perfume: | hypnotiq poison | |
| TV Show: | miami ink | |
| Music Album: | fugees the score | |
| Movie: | pineapple express | |
| Actor/Actress: | heath ledger | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | coke zero | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | pret a manger | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | cookie dough | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | black coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | sex | |
| Dog or Cat: | monkey | |
| Rap or Punk: | hip hop | |
| Summer or Winter: | summer | |
| Love or Money: | a good balance lol | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Ambition: | to retire happy | |
| Best Friends: | rosa and christie | |
| Weakness: | carrot cake = ) | |
| Fears: | being in debt | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| Do you Smoke: | cutting down | |
| Do you Drink: | cutting down (lie) | |
| Been in Love: | of course | |
| Do you Sing: | in private badly | |
| Hate anyone: | hate's a strong word | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
Hey Caity,
Things get naughty in November as we welcome BLADE to the party!
Enter 'SIN CITY' and see one of Scotlands hottest male strippers perform a live fantasy strip. You'll also have the chance to get up close and personal with some saucy snaps after the performance!!
As always our DJs will be mashing up the hottest tunes of the moment and we expect things to get down and dirty on the dance floor as Kontempt unleashes his new sounds to our main room.
Main Room
Kontempt
John Marr
Front Bar
Lee Mutch
Craig Fraser
**£2 Drinks All Night**
Doors 10pm / Entry £5
£4 Students & Guestlist
**Guestlist Now Open**
Diva xx
(We do send info on all of our parties to our friends but we will never spam you, if you don't want to receive any information please let us know or remove us as a friend)
Galaxy FM comes to Karma Nights
Komentarz wysłany z CommentorFriday 13th November
Dont miss out on this exclusive night only @ Karma
First 100 people to send us a message get free entry
(if you dont want these messages please remove us as a friend)
It's time to ditch the Dolce and add some fun to your weekend with some good old fancy dress at our Halloween 'Monsters Ball'.
Join us for us a night of Halloween fun and frolics as special guests TOMMY GALLO and DJ KONTEMPT take over our ‘House of Horror’ alongside John Marr and Craig Fraser to give you 5 hours of haunted Hip Hop, RnB, House, Dance and Electro Anthems.
Main Room (House & Electro)
TOMMY GALLO
John Marr
Craig Fraser
Front Bar (Hip Hop & RnB)
DJ KONTEMPT
behind the bar you will find some fantastic drinks offers..
Halloween Cocktails
Diva Blood Punch- £4
Green Ghost– £4
White Widow– £5
Black Widow– £5
The Graveyard– £5
Those who make the effort to come along in fancy dress will be rewarded..oh and ladies we're not referring to a little Prada number
Doors 10pm // Entry £5
£4 Entry for Guestlist & all those in fancy dress
*GUESTLIST NOW OPEN*
message for 'Caity'.
KARMA UPDATE!!!
Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!!
Coming up we have:
Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes)
Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma
Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night!
Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders)
Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!!
Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com
Lots of love Karma!
<3
xgwxtljj
KARMA NEWS!!!
Dont forget to get on the guestlist for some great nights coming up!! On the guestlist you get free entry before 11:30!!!
Coming up we have:
Sat 23rd Oct - Chris Fountain (aka Justin Burton - Hollyoakes)
Fri 30th Oct - Club Galaxy live at Karma
Sat 31st Oct - Halloween fright night!
Sat 28th Nov - Scott Maslen (Eastenders)
Remember our drinks prices are the best weekend prices in Edinburgh!! Only �2 for a spirt and mixer �2.50 for bottles. We also have fishbowls and half yards for only �5!!
Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com
Lots of love Karma!
x x
hkfsciud
I love you!
xxxxxxxxxxx
Latest club listings...get these dates in your dairy!!
'QUIDS IN' - Every Wednesday from 10pm
Some will win upto £500..is it your lucky Wednesday??
Friday 2nd Oct
FUSE ft Musika & Wired Sessions
Saturday 3rd Oct
FLAUNT
Friday 9th Oct
BOOMBOX
Saturday 10th Oct
DISKOKITTEN
Friday 16th Oct
DISOBEDIENCE
Saturday 17th Oct
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Friday 24th Oct
BROKEN HI-HATS
Saturday 25th Oct
FLOORPLAY
Friday 30th Oct
DIVA
Saturday 31st Oct
STEREOTYPE
Also don't forget...Berlin is available for private hire 7 nights of the week and venue hire is free for parties of 50-600!!
Leave us a comment or a private mail for guestlist bookings or further information on any of our events.
Club Berlin
Edinburgh
This message was intended for ' Caity '.
Hey Caity this could be your lucky week!!
We could have a cheque for upto £500 with your name on it...yes that’s right £500!!
Join us for QUIDS IN every wednesday where we’ll be giving away upto £500 in our free prize draw
It’s simple, entry is £1 and the full amount of door takings before midnight will given away on the night to one lucky winner!!
This massive giveaway kicks off on the 23rd of September and we trust you’ll be as excited as we are!!
Would you like to double your chances of winning?? Simply PM your full name and we’ll add you to our ‘Double Your Chance’ guestlist. As well as receiving double the chance of winning you will also be entitled to QJUMP before midnight!!
With drinks from £1.50 all night long and the best tunes in town what’s not to like...come and see if it's your lucky Wednesday!!
Good luck x
Hey Caity, are you ready to enter our UV FANTASY?
This month see's the DIVA party go dark and we have some special treats in store for you!!
Enter our white room and have your face painted UV style before you take the dance floor and enjoy 5 hours of the biggest RnB, Dance, Chart, House & Electro anthems!!
*DJ VANCE, John Marr & Sugar Vs Sound*
Our gorgeous Divas will be out in force with loads of free goodies and if you find yourself in range of our spotter then you will have the opportunity to have your picture taken with the girls!!
As always the party starts at 10pm and goes all the way through till 3am.
Entry £5 / £4 Students & Guestlist.
*Limited Guestlist available. This will fill quickly so get your requests in early to avoid dissapointment. Guestlist entitles you to discounted entry and QJump before midnight.
Come and join the party....
yeah course babe.. gimme text usual no xx
I miss you xxxxx
Hey,
Have you checked out karma yet??
Our launch weekend was rammed! Check out the next club plus several surprises over the next few weeks....
Remember to get on the guestlist and also check out the pictures online via karmaguestlist.com
Lots of love Karma!
x<3x
xzcuusvtmk
Guestlist for Caity ???
We have a huge weekend of clubbing ahead and we are delighted that we can offer you the chance to receive exclusive discounts to both our parties!!
Fri 4th Sep - FUSE Residents Party
Fuse have firmly established themselves as one of Edinburghs biggest club nights and last month saw the party produce as big an atmosphere as the venue has ever seen!!
This month Fuse will showcase it's talent with a Residents party that's not to be missed!!
Sat 5th Sep - FLAUNT 6th Birthday
The nation's most glamorous club night, Flaunt, makes their long awaited return to the Capital's club scene after an extended break and they are back with a bang. They have many treats in store to celebrate their 6th Birthday including the announcement of their new sound that comes in the shape of The Studiopunks.
This will be a night to remember.....
Drop us a pm for guestlist, group bookings or further information.
didnt come thouugh mate, hows u tho? xxx
So Caity...are you ready for the 28th?
**DIVA presents SEXY BITCHES**
**Friday 28th August @ Club Berlin**
This month we ask you to come along and show us your sexy side...This month we have special guest Rebecca Vasmant (Pacha London) joining the party and we've doubled our Divas to make it one super sexy evening!!
We are also delighted to say you will be treated to an exclusive 4 Hour Set from DJ Vance!!
Yes that's right...a full 4 hours of the biggest house, dance and electro anthems from DJ Vance!!
WHITE ROOM
Sugar Vs Sound
Rebecca Vasmant (Pacha London)
MAIN ROOM
John Marr
*DJ VANCE 4 HOUR SET*
Doors 10pm - Entry £5 / £4 Guestlist
**Guestlist Now Open**
Come along and join the party...
Hey Caity, out tonight?
EH1 WARM UP PARTY @ CLUB BERLIN
Join Djs John Mancini, Dean Newton, Giovanni Ferri, Craig Smith & Ricky Reid tonight from 10pm!!
Entry £7 / £5 Before midnight
**FREE ENTRY WITH YOUR EH1 TICKET**
Hey Caity,
The weekend has arrived and we have 3 nights of clubbing for you to enjoy!
Tonight we welcome DIVA and it doesn't get much better than this on a Friday!! DJ VANCE,JOHN MARR,P45 & SUGAR vs SOUND bring you the best RnB, House, Electro & Dance and this month sees the introduction of their new *Diva Dancers*! Entry £4/5 - *Drinks £2 all night*
Saturday sees FLOORPLAY go commando and we expect an action packed night! Expect the finest House & Electro anthems from DJs Paul Millar,Darren Connell, Kiwi, & Craig Fraser! Entry £5/6 - *Drinks £2 till 12*
Finish the weekend at our Dance Anthems Closing Party!! We've brought you the biggest dance anthems throughout the summer and this week it comes to an end with our closing party. We're offering you the chance to join the party for FREE,simply send us a PM and we'll add you to our FREE guestlist! Entry £3/5 - *Drinks £1.50 all night*
So Caity are you set for the 31st?
We're delighted to announce the news of our NEW Diva Dancers...drop dead goooorgeous!!
See them perform live alongside DJ Vance, John Marr, P45 & Sugar vs Sound!!
You'll also be delighted to hear our Divas are back and they'll be armed with their vodka pistols...remember if you get a shot then you'll get a shot
**Guestlist now open**
Simply leave us a comment or send us a PM with your full name and the number in your party for Q Jump and discounted entry b4 midnight!!
Hey Caity,
If you haven't been quick enough to secure one of the FREE guestlist places for our FLOORFILLERS event then don't worry you still have a chance!
Due to an incredibly popular demand (and also because we're just nice that way) we're going to be putting another 100 FREE guestlist spaces up grabs!!
Simply leave us a comment with your full name and we'll add you to our guestlist. The 1st 100 spaces went very quickly so get in there fast to ensure your not disappointed!
You'll be delighted to know that the list of top DJs for this event continues to grow and we are proud to announce the line up so far is as follows:
DZ
Andy Opel
Kon-tempt
Jason Cortez
Dale Simpson
Scott Wood
Keep watching this space....
Hi Caity
I hope you can join us This Saturday! (18th July)
Edinburgh's Biggest Saturday night returns to the west end at Club Berlin!
Join us as some of Scotland's biggest DJ's play the best in urban music on Berlin's state of the art sound systems. With our 100% no compromise urban music policy in force, this is not your average club night!
★ Host MC - Simba 'Simz'
BuddyLuv
Fabuloz
Nick G
P45
★ 3 Rooms, 3 Choices
★ Selected Drinks £2 Before 12
☆ As always guest list runs strictly till 12am offering Q Jump & Discounted Entry of £6.
- Simply text "URBAN" + Your Name & Group Size To:
077 11 884 387