1. Full Name: Enfys Wyn Griffith
2. Nicknames: enz, skittles
4. Place of Birth: ST davids bangor
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or female: female
7. Grade: 6th form school
8. School: syr hugh owen
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: waunfawr
11.family: mother, father, sister and brother.
12.msn name: ღ.•°*°•.ღ♥ Cpl enfys ♥ღ.•°*°•.ღ babi tlws ღ whoever wants to destroy rainbows must be a very sad person!!
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: blonde
13. Hair Length: long and straight
14. Eye colour: blue/green
15. Height: 5'7
16. Braces? never
17. Glasses? yes not constantly tho
18. Piercings: ears
19. Tattoos: soon
20. Righty or Lefty: lefty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Rachel Louise Organ
23. First Award: horse riding championships
24. First Sport You Joined: horse riding and rugby
25. First pet: cat (twm twm, my mum said he ran away but she really gave it away cuz he had a problame with his nose, which was snot kept on cumin out lol and he kept sneezing in ur face!!)
26. First Real Vacation: holland
27. First Concert: feeder
28. First Love: cefyn

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: the notebook
30. TV programme: desparate housewifes
31. Colour: white
32. Rapper: 50 cent
33. Band: feeder
34. Song Right Now: keisha white - the weakness in me
35. bst Friend: rachel
36. Sweet: ice cream
37. Sport to Play: rugby
38. Restaurant: italian
39. Favourite brand: henleys, lacoste, golddiga, bench
40. Store: topshop, cruze, RnB, republic
41. School Subject: travel an tourism and photography
42. Animal: snow tiger
43. Book: true storys
44. Magazine: more
45. Shoes: dolly shoes are the best but i lv anythin tht luks gd

___Currently___

46. Feeling: in love
47. Single or Taken? taken by cefyn de!
48. Have a crush: only the one de
49. Eating: galaxy truffel mmmm
50. Drinking: tea
51. Typing: this
52. Online? no
53. Listening To: the ffilm notebook and ela on the phone!
54. Thinking About: cefyn
55. Wanting To: cuddle up with him
56. Watching: the movie
57. Wearing: my sheep jammy trousers and cefyns jumper haha

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? yes
59. Want to be married? yes
60. Careers in Mind: RAF or open design shop
61. Where do you want to live: cardiff
62. Car: astin martin DB9 lol i wish

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: dnt mind but prefer dark
64. Hair length: shortish
65. Eye colour: blue but cefyn's an acception lol
66. Measurments: hehe depends what ur tlking about!
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: ohh i duno u gotta kiss the lips but look in the eyes!! i dunno!!
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going but serious wen u have 2 b
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both really
73. Fatty or Skinny: middle
74. Sensitive or Loud: not 2 loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: daring is the word!!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: whats that? how do u pronounce that word lol! yes
81. Ran Away From Home: yes 4 30mins 2 my back garden lol when i was 6 and broke a mirrior and i was guna get a massive row from my dad!
82. Broken a bone: never
83. Got an X-ray: yea
84. Tried to commit suicide: no
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: saddly yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: Yea
89.have you ever had sex: one very naughty kinky daring experianced spontaneous horney night yes i have lol

___Do You Believe In___

90. God: depends
91. Miracles: yes
92. Love At First sight: i used 2 when i was an emotional teenanger, wait i still am but my opinion has changed!
93. Ghosts: deffo
94. Aliens: i dunno
95. Soul Mates: yes iv found mine lmao
96. Heaven: i believing a place for all the good 2 b at peace.
97. Hell: again for the bad ppl 2 be tortured or sumin

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2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

22. DON'T BE SILLY WRAP YOUR WILLY

23. WRAP THE PINNER BEFORE UR IN HER BrAnDeD cOnDoMs

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1.tesco's condoms...every little helps

2.nike condoms...just do it

3.peugeot condoms...the ride of your life

4.New galaxy textured condoms...why have rubber whn you can have silk.?

5.kfc condoms...they're finger licking good

6.malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands

7.safeway's condoms...lightening the load

8.abbey national condoms...because life is complicated enough

9.coca cola condoms...the real thing
duracell condoms...you can just keep going and going

10.macintosh condoms...it does more, it costs less, its that simple

11.pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop

12.burger king...home off the whopper

13.goodyear condoms....for a long ride go wide

14.FCUK condoms...fcuk all night but use protection
muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?

15.flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work

16.halifords condoms...we go the extra mile

17.royal mail condoms...i saw this and thought of us

18.andrex condoms...soft strong and very long

19.renault condoms...size really does matter!

20.ronseal condoms...does exactly what it says on the packet

21.domestos condoms...gets rite under the rim!!

22.heniken condoms...reachers parts that other condoms just cannot reach

23.carlsberg condoms...probably the best condom in the world

24.aa condoms...for the 4th emergency service

25.pepperami condoms...its a bit of an animal

26.polo condoms...the condom with the hole (very poor seller)

27.winders condoms....screaming 4 more,

28.ribena condoms...ohhhhh

29.pc world's condoms...we're with u every step of the way

30.halifax condoms...who gives you extra?

31.davinna maccall's condoms...dont try this at home

32.charmin condoms....break the habbit (and use protection)

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34.cadburys condoms...give in2 your happiness

35.kumala condoms...perfect together

36.red bull condoms....gives u wings

37.cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms...how do u eat yours?

38.craig david flavoured condoms...wots ur flava?

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40.sure crystal condoms....unbeatable against white marks

41.ugc cinema condoms.....coming soon

42.lynx condoms...because you never know when

43.treseme condoms .....used by professionals

44.insette condoms....for that extra hold

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now White was so desperate for a f***
off she went into the woods
to try and get some luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
and went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarfs came marching in,
with a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
and thought she was in heaven,
originally after one good shag,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"

So down he went onto all fours,
and said "I ain't licking that",
"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a f****** queer"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
and due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard",
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his f****** load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarfs left she turned and said,
"You're next, I want your knob!"
But no sooner than he had entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.

"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
that he filled her hairy quim.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
and shagged her fanny raw,
a dazed Snow White them whimpered.
"That should be against the law."

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that f****** great big prick"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My thingy can't take no more!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf DOC.

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that cum inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarfs,
and how they got their names,
by satisfying Miss Snow White,
and joining in her games.

There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's - What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you're drinking,
when you next buy 7-Up