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1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD... SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
[The DJ has to play for more than one person... so what you hate may
be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to,
one way or another, asshole!]
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"!
[Get real! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some
sort of BEAT!]
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS............
[PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. We have to put up with rooms full of smelly people and loud music levels all night long... Do us a favour and DON'T give
us a rendition of your favorite song, however good you might think you are... knobjockey!]
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
[OK... you just polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song.]
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
[The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in your theory!]
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
[Why settle for one night? Buy the CD and get laid for a whole month,
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
[The ONLY people who can get away with that statement sign the DJ's pay cheque!]
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
[It's a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the DJ to recite the name of every record in the
9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
[It's NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but some
people do anyway)! HOWEVER, even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement!]
10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
[If you're gonna leave after I play it, why shouldn't I wait until the
very last song so you can stay all night!]
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Do this please!
Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember.It will make me happy wen i read them. Next, repost this bulletin on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you!
2 Comments 257 weeks
The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I plunge head first into everything I do
* I do not get weekends or holidays off
* I work in a damp environment
* I work in the dark with poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration has rejected your request for the following reasons
* You do not work for eight hours straight
* You fall asleep after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your designated area and can often be seen visiting other locations
* You do not take initiative
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace messy at the end of each shift
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