Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
You know what's going to happen in every curry movie before it happens
An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
You ask for a dust-pan and you get handed a magazine or a newspaper.
Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
Your mom tells the kids to go to sleep for school but leave the 3 year olds alone
You laugh at random Asian people
"You want a stereo! And ur parentz go When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!"
Your Mum thinks Education is the most important thing in life.
Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
You're afraid to watch a full movie with your parents because of those surprise "luv scenes" and the swear words
Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
There is an accident and you are the only one laughing.
When ur caught being up to no good the hiding and lecture are done at the same time
Your Aunty visits and shes talking to you at the same time as looking in your pots for food
All cereals are called 'Corn Flakes.'
You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the Airport.
You find a life-time supply of instant noodles in the kitchen
cupboards.
when u tell ur mum ur bored..she will make u sumthing to eat
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
Being whacked with a leather belt is considered discipline not child abuse.
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
You hide everything from your parents.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
Your relatives alone could populate a city.
Everyone is a family friend.
You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
You like the meat well done.
You eat onions with everything.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
You say you hate Indian films but secretly watch them with your parents.
You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.!!!!ahahaha
You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.
You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all 40 members of your family who have come to pick you up.
You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of...the royal family.
You're parents would freak out if your sister wore a crop top baring her midriff...but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable
Your parent are panicking if you aren't married when you turn 25
Either you really like Indians of the opposite sex or you can't stand them
Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds
Your parents drink 10 cups of tea a day
You are sick and tired of answering questions about "the dot"”(potu)
Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried
You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried
You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don't know, but who insist they're relat