Okay so heres the deal. you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "im worth $78" or some crap like that.

i got $52.50 lol


had sex-- $5
went past first base-- $4
only went to first base-- $3
smoked-- $5
got drunk-- $5
went skinny dipping-- $3
kissed someone of the opposite sex-- $4
had more than one bf/gf at the same time-- $2
cheated-- $2
fell asleep in class-- $0.50
cheated on a quiz-- $1
been expelled-- $5
been in a fist fight-- $3
done oral-- $5
got oral-- $5
prank called the cops-- $3
stole something-- $2
done drugs-- $5
dyed your hair-- $0.50
done something with someone older-- $3
went out with someone OVER 18 if your under 18-- $4
ate a whole thing of oreos-- $0.50
cried yourself to sleep-- $1
said you love someone but didnt mean it-- $1
been in love-- $4
got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doin-- $1dd
went streaking-- $4
got arrested-- $5
madeout with someone at the movies-- $2
peed in the pool-- $0.50
played spin the bottle-- $1
done something you regret-- $3

DONT FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word.


LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind.
Have own unique sexiness.
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.Great sexual life.And falls for people Fast.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
agressive.the best in bed. rare to find. Good when found.
loves being in relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.High sex appeal.Extremly energetic.best lovers

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

LEO
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed.
Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.Extremly energetic

VIRGO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.


SCORPIO
Predict future. Most erotic. Sassy.
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Caring. Great kisser.
Rare to find. Good when found.

SAGITARIUS
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. High sex appeal. bitchy and agressive.
good in bed. Rare to find. Good when found.
mean as kissers.Loves being in long relationships.

Little Ramy was 7 years old and like
other boys
his age rather
curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered
what it was
and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his
mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining
things to Ramy, she told him to hide
behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and
her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning,
RAMY
described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while,
then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started
looking
funny.

He must have thought so too, because he
put his
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting
sick too,
because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold
because he
put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began
to moan
and sigh and squirm around and slide
down
toward
the end of the couch. This was when her
fever
started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
told him
she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making
them so
sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his
pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and
stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
getting
away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and
she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She
said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
should tell
her about the ones down at the lake by
our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
eel by
biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he
took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
over the
eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get
a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and
her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between
them.

After a while they both quit moving and
gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
enough,
they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were
hanging
out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the
battle, but they went back to courting
anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By
golly,
the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up
and
started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and
tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
minute
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
it was
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel
its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.