James Convict Hemsley

...Some say that his genitles are on upside down, and, if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinchi code in 43 seconds...

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  • Lid sinds: April 2005
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Me, Myself, and I
well hello people how are you doin. im james and im a laid back kind of guy mostly cause im tired off work like but anyway im a funny person when i want to be paul you know what i mean, i like to hang with friends

Old people home riots while police patrol area

Me and paul have a buisness plan for the future
TBOT on tour

My Friends:

Paul- This guy is my main mate defo, always out with him nd doing mad things on our adventure walks lol. going on hols with him this year to tenerife to rock it all over bbot on tour.

Ellen- This lass is a member of bbot from the 2nd of sep as is joining the lads on hols get in girl.

Adam- This lad is the comedian of the bbot, who is hyper all of the time never knew why but i dont spend much time with him anymore shame

Lloyd and Mark- Dont see these guys much but if they ever need owt they need to just ask

SGT Foster lol- This cool guy is in army so only see him when he's home but he is funny as hell.

msn= jameshemsley@hotmail.co
Music
Well all Clublands and the classic one as well as big floorfillers guy, but also dont mind a bit of hip RnB.
Films
I have about 75 dvds and there all mint but if i had to choose it would be most comedys or action like cloverfield or jarhead.
Sports
My passion is obviously newcastle united fc but i like ice hockey, snooker and golf.
Dislikes
charvs who think there hard and talk like they have sum sort of problem like consitpation
Happiest When
Sitting with mates or at rugby club lol with mr T on the mic (funy) or just on mine and pauls missions into anywhere
Girls
im laid back when it comes to girls really, but i do have my type
Ambition in Life
My ambition is to own or part own a company with business ideas already formed for this country and in tenerife.

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