Dervla Mc Ivor
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Classic Quotes from a classic lady (you know who you are!)
"Bobbies...Look there,they're bigger!"
"Come on-dance with your tongue!"
"Sorry i got distracted-someone said monkey"
"its dripping on me"
"get a cloth"
"but its dripping on me"
"get a cloth"
"Its dripping on me!"
"GET A CLOTH!"
20 mins later...
"im gonna go get a cloth"4 komentarze 1074 dni
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GAA Quotes!
From the great Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh:
“And Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I’ll tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said 'I suppose ye wouldn't have ‘The Kerryman would ye?' To which the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me and he said 'Do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?'... He had both... So I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet..."
"Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back will be the last person to let you down - his people are undertakers"
"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner Street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them. The priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey! Forty yards out on the Hogan stand side of the field Ciarán Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for religion."
Colin Corkery on the ‘45’ lets go with the right boot. It’s over the bar. This man shouldn't be playing football. He's made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man but he couldn't kick points like Colin Corkery.
"1-5 to 0-8… Well, from Lapland to the Antarctic, that's level scores in any man's language".
"Pat Fox has it on his hurley and is motoring well now ... But here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ... I've seen it all now - a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!"
"I see John O Donnell dispensing water on the sideline. Tipperary, sponsored by a water company. Cork Sponsored by a tay company. I wonder will they meet later for afternoon tay."
"Teddy looks at the ball, the ball looks at Teddy"
"Danny "The Yank" Culloty. He came down from the mountains and hasn't he done well"
"He grabs the sliothar, he's on the 50...... He's on the 40...... He's on the 30...... He's on the ground"
"In the first half they played with the wind. In the second half they played with the ball".
"He kicks the ball ard san aer. Could've been a goal. Could've been a point.... It went wide."
"Stephen Byrne with the puck out for Offaly... Stephen, one of twelve ... All but one are here to-day. The one that's missing is Mary. She's at home minding the house… And the ball is dropping i lár na páirce...."
"Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar. I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal. The dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21 fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide… And the dog lost as well.”
"Sean Óg Ó hAilpín.... His father's from Fermanagh, his mother's from Fiji - neither a hurling stronghold
"Teddy McCarthy to Mick McCarthy, no relation, Mick McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation "
Equally famous, but in his own part of the world, a man called Eddie Moroney commentated on video for his local club in Aherlow, County Tipperary:
“That referee must have no wipers on his glasses!”
“And it’s in the back of the net, but there’s a free out to be taken by I dunno…”
“Brian Connolly… Kenneally … Connolly … Will ya kick the ball!”
“And the referee is looking around and acting the mickey!”
“Me false teeth are coming out!”1 komentarz 1126 dni
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diificult to say while intoxicated!
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
1.Innovative
2.Preliminary
3.Proliferation
4.Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
1.Specificity
2.British Constitution
3.Passive-aggressive disorder
4.Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
1.Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
2.Nope, no more booze for me
3.Sorry, but you're not really my type
4.No kebab for me, thank you
5.Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
6.I'm not interested in fighting you.
7.Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
8.No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
9.Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash
machine or shop front. (for men only!)
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One More Tune.CheapNnasty.Limitless52 tygodnie temu
Tonight! - 20th November
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Cheap&Nasty
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electro/90s dance/disco/funk/hiphop @
Nicensleazy, sauchiehall st
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with special guests
Arface
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Dancejunkie
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& matthew craig (one more tune)
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11.30-3am, £2/3
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Grace58 tygodni temuhay babes!! things are great! hows uni? miss ur wee bum xo
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Supernova Glasgow58 tygodni temu//
Halloween !!! Halloween !!! Halloween !!!
Friday 31ST October @ Byblos Club (Merchant City), Glasgow
A very special guest Legendary UMEK (Slovenia)
www.myspace.com/djumek
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One More Tune.CheapNnasty.Limitless58 tygodni temu
One More Tune
techno electro disco house
every 2nd Saturday
Blackfriars Basement
Saturday 11th October
11-3am, £5
Hushpuppy (R-P-Z) Glasgow Art School
Saavedra
Define Define
Drinks from £2
Hushpuppy:
Has been playing Thursdays in the art school‘s vic bar for ages. It’s an absolute institution, Check out the facebook groups dedicated to “Thursday at the arty” and you’ll know what I mean. Fair chance it was Hushpuppy if not one of his cohorts who dropped that record that sent you into ecstasy when you’re trying to cut shapes amongst the swathes of bodies on the chequered floor.
The cool kids rule at these hedonistic nights but don’t let that put you off. Banging Electro/Disco/House/80s/Torch Songs all wrapped up in an 8 bit Indie kid’s mp3 player. That’s what you might hear. Oh and you know that wee night Death Disco? He’s played some M U S I C there for a good wee while. All in all he’s no bad. Well, he fucking well knows how to rock a party fo’sure.Heavyweight support from Electro maestro Saavedra and One More Tune’s residents Define Define, your hosts for the evening
PS Define Define will be playing a house set in the filthiest, least commercialised sense of the word. Get your disco on!
Aybody who reads this gets in for £3 with password "Record Players" - say at till
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59 tygodni temu
Jenny Mayo
I am making friends with old people.
still working in the cafe at marks, thats why.
Are you still a med student and all brainy and everything?
I had a sneaky wee peak at your pictures, looks like you are having a great time. Love the 80's ones
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Aidan McGuckin60 tygodni temuwhere have u been hiding??
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62 tygodnie temu
Jenny Mayo
Dervla Mc Ivor, you big sexy beast.
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One More Tune.CheapNnasty.Limitless63 tygodnie temu
Next Weekend!
ONE MORE TUNE
Techno, Electro, House & Disco
Every 2nd Saturday
Blackfriars Basement
Merchant City
SATURDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER:
11pm-3am, £4*/5
James Patrick (SNAP, CRACKLE & POP)
DJ Mark David
Define Define (R Thomson & M Craig)
*before midnight
new drink prices!
£2.50 vodka mix £2.50 pints £2 btls Kronenbourg
CHEAP 'N' NASTY
sleazy Electro & sick party tunes
Every 3rd Thursday
Nice ‘N’ Sleazy’s
Sauchiehall St
THURSDAY18TH SEPTEMBER
11.30pm-3am, £2/£3
Mingo-Go
Terry Khaos
Matthew Craig (ONE MORE TUNE)
£2 White Russians, £1.50 btls Kronenbourg
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65 tygodni temu
Roisin Devaney
aww we shall cry happy tears from laughing too much wen we catch up
mission double vodka laughs is on!!!
im in glasgee at the momento m'dear so state the date il book it off and be there with bells on and my drinking hat
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66 tygodni temu
Grainne McIvor
nov a bit dodge will have to play it by ear- finals and all that malarky
albania was excellent! really good time am free most of the time now- joined the gym near frans house so that is my only daily activity!
TALK SOON SWEET CHEEKS
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71 tygodni temu
Melissa Dinis
thats great ur home u me and the girls def got to get sumting organised to celebrate everything. jen txted me last wk and she said she was gonna organise sumting so im sur il be seeing u soon miss scotty xxx
...of the bathroom play.
Jo Farnan 0 odpowiedzisoliloquy on the toilet. spotlight on you
I only had one luv to share between u and jo so ur both gettin a huge kiss2say thank u for my amazin pressie and the fab cake...mwah!!!!x x
Sarah McMinn 0 odpowiedzi