Okay so basically the last minute booking to a place called Coral Beach Hotel, Playa De Las Americas in Tenerife, I could not be more thankful for. Was probs THE best holiday I have ever been on.

25th July - Leave for Tenerife

To begin with, me and my sister Nicola thought that the holiday would be bearable but we had no idea at this what an experience this would be.

We decided that we needed friends on this holiday and so were looking round the poolside and came across some people we thought could be okay to talk to and to and that.
We saw these same people a few times. Passing one of them in the lobby. When waiting outside the hotel we hear a 'Nyer!' noise being shouted and so loko up to the 5th floor where a group of lads tried to talk to us in spanish. They later discovered we were in fact English just as we left for a walk. They then continued to shout 'Nyer' at us as we walked away so Nicola returned it, which they found quite amusing.

On returning to the hotel, me and Nicola got bored of our usual routine of Crisps & Beer outside our rooms due to a curfew (given from actions on a previous holiday to Crete), so we decided to walk around the hotel. On doing so, we saw 2 guys we had seen at the pool on their balcony who then invited us into their rooms. Taylor and Michael. They were drunk but amusing. They came into our room as well. Michael jumped in the pool at like 3am Proper Funneh! And then after Michael claimed Nicolas bed, Taylor claimed mine until he was dragged out of our room by his foot courtesy of Michael.
The next night we saw them again and drank in their room. We went on a walk and got back late. Mum was fretting and we got in the shit again. After this we never really saw these 2 again which was a shame, we figured they wanted people they could go out with to the strip and we were curfewed so couldnt.

Walking round the hotel some more we again encountered the Nyerr guys who we only know the name of one to be Luke, who had dropped their tea towel into the ground floor cactus and asked us to get it. We blates refused.

At the poolside (we went on walks and stuff as well but other than the looky looky men and the 'excuse me sexy ladies hair braiding' and offers of spliffs or 'sucky sucky fucky fucky' nothing much interesting happened oh and that restaurant guy who grabbed my arm and was like pretty ladies where are you going? and the ones who crowded round us and wouldnt let us leave. :| ) we noticed that there was this guy called Craig who was messing about with children and seemed a genuinely nice guy. Me and Nicola wrestling each other on the side of the pool first encountered him when he came up behind us and on shouting 'why dont you Both go in!?!', pushed us in the pool.
This became frequent and on his last day he managed to chuck us in the pool with towels and all. He was a cool bloke and was evident from his send off party.

With this a group of guys came to the pool and really brought it together, messing about with everyone and really were nice guys. You ent got the minerals!! lolz at Mike.
These also decided to frequently push us in the pool.
On this day, we were sitting by the pool when I decided to dive in.
To this a remark of 'oh so they CAN swim' was made to which my sister remarked 'Yes actually!'
On this Jake and John (later renamed Manky boy -Jake due to his spitting and Steve Irwin-John for his wrestling/raping an inflatable crocodile) got talking to us and we had frequent slashing wars and getting pushed in the pool all the time.
That night there was a fireworks display so I went to have a gander. On doing so i noticed Jake and John on the other end of the 'hallway walkway corridoor thingy' as nicola called it so i got talking to them while Nicola played on her psp. On realising that i had been gone a while she came out and found us all talking. John then kicked my arse so Jake did the same to Nicola and so began the slap fights (yes i still have my hand print

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I was cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

17. Am I loveable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. Do you think I'll get married?

24. What makes me happy?

25. What makes me sad?

26. What reminds you of me?

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?

28. How well do you know me?

29. When's the last time you saw me?

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

31. Do you think I could kill someone?

32. Have we ever had sex?

33. If not do you want to..?

34. Do you miss me?

35. Do you think i miss you?

ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.

JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN late '94' OR '95' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF...

YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR"

YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHIS

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT.

YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. <3

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU USED WEAR JELLY SHOES.

YOU WEAR COLOURED HAIR BANDS WITH YOURE NAME PRINTED ON IT.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE.

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

TWO WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.

RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THESE.