CONNOR'S VERSION

A new pope will rise from deep within the bowells of Italy, and he shall be named Daniel. And God shall say unto Pope Daniel:
'Thou Shalt Taketh my word, and Showeth it to the Coloured Ruler of the Greatest Nation'.

And there shall be a meeting between Barrack Obama and Pope Daniel. They will discuss many great things. After seven days of meeting and fasting God shall say unto the Pope Daniel
'Thou Shalt Taketh this Shoelace and this Banana and Smite the Coloured Ruler. This Shoelace is Holy. It has been stolen from the Antichrist by a Heathen, upon which it was blessed by a wayward street nun. And this Banana is holy too. It was blessed by the Holy Monkey, enchanted specifically for the effectiveness in striking black people, who are their slightly more evolved kin.'
Daniel will reply 'But Lord, How may I use these instruments to direct your Divine Vengeance on the Coloured Ruler?
And God shall say unto Daniel: 'Use the conveniently-placed vat of Liquid Nitrogen, my son.'

And Pope Daniel will freeze the banana in a suspisiously conveniently placed vat of Liquid Nitrogen. The Banana shall be as the righteous hammer of The Lord and Daniel shall swingeth it with Holy Precision, stunning the Coloured Ruler.

And then Pope Daniel shall taketh up the Divine Shoelace and salivate on it. Then shall Pope Daniel carefully dip the shoelace into the same vat of Liquid Nitrogen, making a Spear Of God. He shall runneth the Coloured Ruler through, the aglet of the shoelace protruding on the other side of the corpse.

The heat of Demons Escaping from the Coloured Leader's husk shall thaw both the Holy Banana and the Holy Shoelace. The Holy Shoelace shall return to its original Floppiness, and investigators shall become befuddled by this instance. The Holy Banana will be eaten by Daniel.

But as Daniel is consuming the Holy Banana, a Child of God shall enter the room and he shall say unto Daniel:
'Eh, you can't do that it's like against our religion and stuff'.
And the Child Of God shall wrongly interpret the writings of the lord. He shall smite Daniel into oblivion and then the lord shall appear before him, demanding retribution. The Child Of God shall say unto the lord:
'Forgive me father for I have sinned'.
And the lord shall pardon him.

All of the Child's Catholic Homies shall say unto each other:
'O! War!'
And the church bells will toll the sound of War across Italy. The other churches shall hear the cries of the bells and say unto each other
'O, Dicks. This is not cool.'
And all of man shall war over their perception of the Lord, forcing it onto all who stand in their path lest they be vanquished by the others who are doing the same.

This shall not include the Atheists and the Antichrist who have no perception of God.
God shall say unto the warring christianity:
'Oy! Cunt! Stop this now, this is not the way, and stuff like that! Yea!'
And the Christians shall not listen.
So the Lord God will bless the Antichrist and the Atheists with Strength and Courage so that they may cleanse his creation of the Warring Christians.
And cleanse they shall. When they have completed their divine task, they shall see that they too have Warred and they shall smite themselves. And thus God extunguishes the light and begins anew.


AIDAN'S PROPHECY

So a new pope will be what ever you call it called Daniel. He calls for a meeting with Barrack Obama every thing goes all well and stuff and yea. They come to a finish but Daniel is like die and whips out the lazy
LIQUID NITROGEN and freezes a banana and a shoe lace and like totally whacks and stabs him and stuff. He thinks he got a way with it because there is no evidence but some other Catholic guy comes in and is all like eh you can't do that it's like against our religion and stuff. And he kills the pope and is all like oh father I have sined and then all his Catholic home dogs are all like oh war. And the Christians are all oh you dicks this is

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on the ground I lay
motionless in pain
I can see my life flashing before my eyes
did I fall to sleep?
Is this all a dream
wake me up, im living a nightmare

I will not die (i will not die)
i will survive

i will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
i will not die, ill wait here for you
in my time of dying

on this bed i lay
losing everything
i can see my life passing me by
was it all to much
or just not enough
wake me up, im living a nightmare

i will not die(i will not die)
i will survive

i will not die, ill wait here for you
i feel alive, when you're beside me
i will not die, ill wait here for you
in my time of dying

i will not die, ill wait here for you
i feel alive, when you're beside me
i will not die, ill wait here for you
in my time of dying
i will not die, ill wait here for you
i feel alive, when you're beside me
i will not die, ill wait here for you
in my time of dying