IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing

My Life: Her we go again- Paramore.

Opening Credits: Prevent this tragedy- Alkaline Trio.

Waking Up: 182_bombs over vheissu master- Thrice.

First day at school: Bottled up inside- Korn.

Falling in love: Ain't no sunshine (cover)- Me first and the gimme, gimmes.

Love scene: When I was a little girl- Pezz

Breaking up: Reeko- Nofx

Fight Song: Any way you want it- Rise against

Meltdown: Beating hearts baby- Head Automatica

Flashback: New american classic- Taking back sunday

Driving: For what its worth- Amber pacific

Wedding: Send me an angel- Thrice

Birth of a child: Goodby we're falling fast- Aiden

Life: Some kinda hate- Misfits

Final Battle: Bendy- Hidden in plain view

Death Scene: The casket of roderick usher- Finch

Funeral Song: Over due- The get up kids

End Credit: Ever so sweet- The early november

Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate bout people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

Chuck Norris has only one hand: the upper hand.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

The movie Anaconda was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants.

Objects in Chuck Norris's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Chuck Norris is the reason for Attention Deficit Disorder. There is no way anyone can pay attention when they know Chuck Norris is lurking.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

If you try video taping Chuck Norris without his permission you will very quickly be filming the inside of your own ass.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.

Ozzy Osbourne ate the head of a bat, but Chuck Norris ate Batman.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because