Michael Barclay
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männlich, 26,
120
- Ich bin In einer festen Beziehung
- Profilaufrufe: 8.691
- Mitglied seit: July 2006
- Zuletzt aktiv: 1 Woche her
- www.bebo.com/Miko2097
- Motto
- Erectile Dysfunction Alert!
- Ich über mich
- IMPOTENCE IS MY MIDDLE NAME!
Golf is something I'm good at. I scored 120 on Hazlehead No.1 GREAT!!!
- Films from the 80's!
- Yes, they truly are fantastic. No, seriously, watch 'The Fly' and tell me where else you've heard of "Insect Politics"!
- Music from the 80's!
- It's called one thing! FUCKING TASH!
- Activity Interests
- Watching films is good, especially with the right company, along with some cans on occasion. Golf is enjoyable, despite me being a triple bogie special. I enjoy exercise, and I love games (video games). Tiger Woods 10 on the Wii is actually brilliant. Nice one!
- Scared Of?
- Spiders and Wrinkles... They're everywhere!
- Happiest When?
- Swimming with the Delphinus Delphis. Never done this, but I know it'd be exhilerating. Dolphins are wonderful mammals.
Well, I'd love to swim with them. - Not happy when?
- I do shit at golf. Guess I should take a hint. HAHA!
- What's funny?
- Personally quoting lines from films, only changing them into something bullshit for a laugh. Me and my bro's uttered some right crackers! Legend!
Anna is funny. Blink blink.
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Es tut uns leid, aber dieses Modul ist aus wartungstechnischen Gründen vorübergehend nicht verfügbar.
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Why do I like the smell of 60 dicks?
- Because the Star Wars Emperor says so - See below.
- Execute order 60 dicks!
- Because 3 onions and 46 oily fish trolleys make 60 dicks smell good!
- Because 60 dicks make more cheese. Horror!
- Because this poll is full of fat cock biscuits shoved point 8 of an angle up Bin Laden's fud.
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If you saw me lying dead in the street, what would you do?
- Point, laugh, then piss off.
- Realise that there was no better toilet available and let rip.
- Put a sign on me saying "Dead Wanker".
- Cry.
- Steal my clothes, then kick me in the dick.
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There once was a man named "Ripped Arse"
I say once because he's no longer with us.
Anyway, this idiot got poked up the back pack (his arse) by 3 Bears. They shovelled through his man hole making a career out of his rear. Ripping his arse out, they found shite. It wasn't long before they turned his arse into a broon saloon, making for themselves, a shite covered forest, in the name of "BROON TOON".
The Bears truly putting a new passage in the man's diary..... FUCKED!
FUCKED BY BEAR CLAW.
Later.1 Kommentar 178 Tage
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Santa is almost here!!!
I hate that these days I feel little excitement for Christmas. Basically, if nobody else motivates my interest in Christmas, then I feel no interest in it myself. I used to love Christmas as a boy - as I'm sure many others did when they were a child. The very essence of recieving gifts alone was immense! Never mind the idea of a fat fucking white bearded stranger fuck coming down the chimney to suck your cock during the late hours before holding a 9mm to your heed whilst uttering his cock sucking demands in order for you to recieve his shite gifts - none of which were the ones you asked for! Still, I loved the days when Father Christmas came to me as a boy. These days I never see the cunt. He's now all but a figment of the imagination. Hmmm, but then I guess with myself being mature and grown now that I can appreciate that he really was just a figment of my imagination; a mere fetish I had, fantastical and extreme enough that I actually had a white fucking Christmas, in the house, with Father fat fucking Christmas himself!
NOW THOSE WERE THE DAYS!
(Of course, this didn't really happen on Earth)1 Kommentar 357 Tage
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Doctor Mario is out on Wiiware!
Did you ken that the virus cunts are online!? Brilliant. See you on Doc Fatboy M!0 Kommentare 557 Tage
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Debbie Watt3 Tage herthought it was the raisins you were after!!! make up your mind!!!
am no too bad yourself lol fits santa bringin ya??!! i want a george foreman myself!! xx -
Jodi Sinclair1 Woche herhello im not bad what about yorself, you found a wife yet or are you still goofing aboot in your mothership xx
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Karen Gowans2 Wochen herOne two three four, one two... THREE FOUR!!! :-) xxx
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Nydine2 Wochen hernah i wont say WOW.......im usually still up at that time. sorry to disappoint
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Matt Wright2 Wochen herBut its my froth!
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Peach6 Wochen herHow on earth would I be able to find yours?! You dont even have one Michael! Anna told me all about this!
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Peach6 Wochen her
Eat some dicks! x
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Peter Howie11 Wochen herWorm shit?? interesting!
I think you need commited, seriously it'll be for your own good.
I'm fine pal cheers for asking, how about yoursel hows the job?? -
Louise Cantlay12 Wochen herKen! I downloaded the Flash Gordon soundtrack to my Ipod last night - JOYOUS TIMES
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Joy M13 Wochen herU r funny, luv ur page. Makes me lol! hehe
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.Reptilian.14 Wochen herhey man, gimme a text if you're out tonight, im headin to a party the now but i doubt ill be stayin at it. catch ye later
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Peach14 Wochen her
I care if you look sexy! I dont want no fugly mates
hahaha. How you been anyways? xxx
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via Handy
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.Reptilian.15 Wochen her
JESUS CHRIST!
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Ryan17 Wochen her1:36 - Mental Image; You walk home from work and you've left your keys in your locker. ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Ryan17 Wochen her
HAHAHAHA Jus watched the funniest movie ever, check out the vid on my page, fucking ludicrous
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Anna Thorn17 Wochen her
just read that shit u wrote on ur profile!! slide on there pride u mink!!!
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18 Wochen her
baby balloon heart drifting throught a clear nite! o isnt it beautiful! hahahaha
Anna Thorn 0 Antwortenmwahahaha
Anna Thorn 0 Antwortenque the jaws music hehe xxxx
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