One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."

The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."

At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."

A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

>1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: either, already got nose
>2. Be serious or be funny?: Funny
>3. Drink whole or skimmed milk?: skimmed
>4. Die in a fire or drown? drown

>D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. ?

>1. Flowers or candy?: Flowers
>2. Gray or black?: Black
>3. Color or Black and white photos?: dependes
>4. Lust or love?: Love
>5. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset
>6. M&Ms or Skittles?: M&Ms
>8. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late

>A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y !!

>1. Do you like anyone?: Yep <3
>2. Do they know it?: Yep <3
>3. Is There Someone?: Yep <3

>D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. .
>1. Sun or moon?: Moon
>2. Winter or Autumn?: Autumn
>3. Left or right?: Right
>4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?: best friends
>5. Sunny or rainy?: Rainy nd sometimes Sunny
>6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Vanilla

>A B O U T . Y O U!

>1. What time is it: 3:18 PM
>2. First and middle Name?: Alicia Renea
>3. Nickname(s): Arkoe
>4. What is your birth date? 10/19/92...
>5. What do you want for the rest of this year to come?: to b happy nd have my man and friends beside me through it all
>6. Where do you want to live?: i think in a city.?.?.?
>7. How many kids do you want?: 1 or 2 at the most
>8. You want to get married?: Yep, someday

>U N I Q U E !

>1. Nervous habit: moving a lot nd chewing my nails
>2. Are you double jointed?: in some joints
>3. Can you roll your tongue?: everyone can lol
>4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: yea
>5. Can you cross your eyes: yea
>6. Do you make your bed daily? kinda

>R A N D O M

>1. Which shoe goes on first?: the one i grab
>2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?: hell yea lol
>3. On the average,how much money do you carry with you?: usually none lol maybe a penny

>F O O D

>1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: cut
>2. Have you ever eaten spam?: unfortunatly yes lol
>3. Favorite ice cream(s): umm idk
>4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? about 3 or 4 lol
>5. What's your favorite beverage?: Dr. pepper or pepsi
>6. Alcoholic: kinda but not really lol
>7. Do you cook?: sometimes

>IN . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U ?

>2. Bought something?: Yeah
>4. Sang:? Yep
>5. Been hugged:? thats an everyday thing lol
>6. Felt stupid:? lol Yeah
>7. Missed someone:? Unfortunatly yes...</3
>8. Got drunk?: Yep>>>
>9. Danced crazy: Yep lol
>10. Beeen Kissed/Tounge:? Yep
>11. Cried: Yes </3

-x- C u r r e n t ly -x-

* Feeling: Tired nd depressed
* Single Or Taken: Taken bitches
* Have A Crush: Nope
* Eating: No
* Drinking: No
* Typing: No of course not the computer is just reading my mind, wtf lol
* Online: No watz online lol
* Thinking About: my man nd wat to do today
* Wanting To: have a cig nd leave the house
* Watching: Computer screen
* Wearing: shorts nd shirt (clothes, lol)

What you gonna do, what you gonna feel
when suddenly I slip away?
Almost am a ghost of who I used to be
yesterday
How you gonna touch and how will you collect
the beauty when it turns to dust?
Every deal we make, the cells we generate
are both of us

Please be aware that I am you
Nothing could be more certain
This ain't the time, the place for us to
understand this life

Hold you in my arms and hold you in my gaze
Singing with my dying breath
Underneath this earth I resurrect your soul
and nothing less
Sorry for the space, if I could fill the void
an ocean wouldn't hold the love
And everything I have and all I ever was
is not enough

Please be aware that I am you
Nothing could be more certain
This ain't the time, the place for us to
understand this life

(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)

Please be aware that I am you
Nothing could be more certain
This ain't the time, the place for us to
understand this life

This ain't the time, this ain't the place
This ain't the time, this ain't the place
This ain't the time, this ain't the place
This ain't the time, this ain't the place
This ain't the time, this ain't the place!
This ain't the time, this ain't the place!
This ain't the time, this ain't the place!

(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)
(I will protect you)