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There's no doctor in the world like a puppy licking your face!
Music
As Bill Bailey says "Theres more evil in the charts these days than in a Nazi Party suggestion box!"
Me, I like: Nirvana, Soundgarden, The Pixies, Alice in Chains, Queens of the Stone Age, Smashing Pumpkins, Jimi Hendrix and Azimuth Split!
Sports
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.
Scared Of
Ronan poking his eyes, Ronan sticking guitar strings through him, Ronan getting bored and piercing himself, Ronan electrecuting himself while on ladders, Ronan picking fights with girls that are stronger than him, Ronan climbing rigs without bothering with a safety harness, Ronan running through bonfires resulting in singed eyelashes and beard. Ronan when he hasn't had his whiskey.
It's The Little Things Like...
My big sparkly ring. Smarties cookies. Young Gardaí in leather pants. Pancakes. Saying "we" when talking about doctors. Sophisticated hats. People who don't remind me of other people. Mad fake eyelashes. Free texts. Victory beer. Other people's hoodies. Cycling past cars stuck in traffic. Donkeys. Masterplans. People who think Cameron from House is an idiot. Pictures of kittens in a barrell.
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  • Podge and Rodge Quotes!

    To Donna & Joseph McCaul:
    PODGE: What do ya think went wrong? Was it you or was it the song? Or that they dressed you like Frank Spencer and Tin Tin?

    To Diarmuid Gavin:
    RODGE: Do you ever get lazy and just f**k a bag of rubbish over your back wall?

    To Senator David Norris:
    RODGE: Do you ever think they'll find a cure for gayness?

    To Rose of Tralee, Aoibhoinn Ni Shuilleabhain
    RODGE: Did any of the escorts drop the hand?

    To Gavin Lambe Murphy
    RODGE: Does anybody ever spit at ya when your walking down the street?

    To Frances Black:
    RODGE: Do you ever turn up for a gig and they say "Oh, it's you, I thought we'd booked your sister."

    To Jon Kenny:
    RODGE: Do you ever watch Killinaskully and think 'That bastard!'

    To astrologer Fergus Gibson: Rodge: Welcome Fergus Gibson, Ireland's best known astrologer and psychic. But isn't it all just a load of bollix?

    To Sile Seioge:
    Rodge: Does Grainne ever come and stay? What if there wasn't enough hot water for two baths, sure you'd probably jump in together would ya?

    To Foster & Allen:
    The accordion, next to the bagpipes; the most annoying instrument in the world. Discuss.

    To Martin King:
    Podge: You're best known as the weather w*nker...I mean anchor....on TV3

    To Keith Duffy:
    RODGE If you were to do a reunion tour do you think Supermacs would give Mikey Graham the time off?

    To Pamela Flood:
    RODGE: One last question that all the fellas would like to know. Does the hat match the purse?

    To Barry McGuigan
    Podge: For a young fella from a sh*tehole like Clones, you achieved a lot.

    To Brendan O'Carroll
    PODGE: We were warned you'd be an annoying little bollix.

    To Marty Morrissey
    PODGE How did ya discover ya had a talent for talkin' sh*te non-stop

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  • Man Flu - The Facts...

    1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
    *(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

    2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

    3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

    4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.

    5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it

    6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

    7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

    8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell off.

    9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.

    10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.

    Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.

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  • Important Ponderings...?

    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

    If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

    If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

    When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

    If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

    Do prison buses have emergency exits?

    If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

    If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?

    Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

    If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

    In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

    Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

    Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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  • Podge And Rodge StickiT Inn
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    [clover] Hey There Fans [clover]

    :o Did you know that our host and barmaid GINA is now on bebo ? :o

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  • Podge And Rodge StickiT Inn
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    :D Our show is on tonight on Rte2 @ 10:30pm and stars = Podge and Rodge's Stickit Inn
    Another dose of Podge and Rodge's celebrity-studded quiz. Dropping in this week are Kevin Kennedy, better known as Coronation Street's Curly Watts, and Mary McEvoy from Glenroe :D

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  • Podge And Rodge StickiT Inn
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    [clover] Podge & Rodge StickiT Inn [clover]

    Hey Fans,
    Dont forget to tune into our show TUESDAY NIGHT On rte2 @ 10:30pm.

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    We are now on msn so add us.. Our details of our new show along with msn etc are on our profile, sso get readin it :P

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  • Michael Hanley
    Michael Hanley

    hello laura...how are u

    9 settimane fa
  • Bríd H
    luv Bríd H

    Yo would yiou mind askin ma to open my mail in case anything funky. I had to pay a toll on m50 and want to make sure I did it right cos fines accrue. Also my yellow form was to go in last wednesday. I tried emailing her but you know yourself.......... PS if you're at home pop over to Heidi for a chat and there might be a Tiffany bracelet in it for ya !!!!!!!!

    10 settimane fa
  • Red Dancers Cometh
    Red Dancers Cometh

    Suuup Lotta..Footage upz..Rekonize!..Love!

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  • Michael Hanley
    luv Michael Hanley

    i did indeed got it thusday evening

    13 settimane fa
  • Michael Hanley
    Michael Hanley

    laura i got ur invitaion ting in the post...i shall be there

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  • Michael Hanley
    Michael Hanley

    im still very upset bout the whole ting laura

    14 settimane fa
  • Michael Hanley
    Michael Hanley

    Same here laura.but at least wel meet up a+ bobfest so we can go bonkers.cnt wait

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  • Tricia
    luv Tricia

    Haha! Good stuff!!

    Did you do anything for the bank holiday weekend???

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  • Tricia
    Tricia

    Dr. Pepper ?

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  • Tricia
    Tricia

    There's always one who wants tears!!

    Dr Laura Heffernan????

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  • Tricia
    Tricia

    How did Joanne's par-tay go? Sickened I missed it. :(

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  • Dolores Taaffe
    luv Dolores Taaffe

    Ha ha...your profile pictures always crack me up...your next picture can be of you in a pretty dress entering into the mary from murroe...but no pressure...!!! so how did the pride of tipperary fair out this year...?

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